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He was in the trailer
First look at Tom Holland as Telemachus in Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️

(via Empire Magazine)
November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is so funny
"Samus, there's something interesting over there. Are you sure we don't need to use that?"

I feel my soul leave my body...

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond delivers the series' trademark gameplay - but one very annoying addition might derail the whole thing:

www.eurogamer.net/metroid-prim...
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Lmao Adnan Hussain 100% quit because people were being mean to him on the internet. The use of the word “clique” is so revealing.
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
RIP bozo
Blimey. Major new split in Your Party. Blackburn MP Adnan Hussain -who is secretary of the Your Party company - says he's quitting due to "persistent infighting, factional competition, and a struggle for power, position and influence rather than a shared commitment to the common good."
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Did you know that Darth Vader was a trans ally?
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I guess we know now why Alex Garland made a Jimmy Saville cult a key part of 28 Years Later
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Really looking forward to the Your Party conference in a fortnight. Highlight of my year! This is all I’ve got.
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Cool, Labour ministers talking like abusers is it?
This is political blackmail dressed up as pragmatism. Justifying their nasty policies with “Reform will be worse”.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Sick of hearing about Bond markets. It’s simple, just don’t acknowledge that he died at the end of the last one.
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Uh oh
I now call to order the first meeting of the ancient mystic society of No Zarahs
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
YKS were talking about some new start up/app/social media platform called BANTXR, and it’s not even British! That’s stolen valour!
November 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
John Fetterman is one of the nephilim from the bible. They found him in Kandahar during the war.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
New Valhalla dlc
Ubisoft just postponed its earnings report and halted the trading of its shares. Unclear why at this point but could indicate a major announcement related to the company.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have a cold or something that somehow has translated into back pain. The body is a beautiful mystery
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Once Aaron sees the numbers I’m doing today he’ll rue the day he took down my old account
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
To be fair to the NYT they had their hands busy pushing a hate campaign against trans people. You expect them to do journalism?
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hello new followers, please consider donating to this. Everything helps. gofund.me/89612d1f1
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November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Goofy from Kingdom Hearts is set to replace Prime Minister Keir Starmer. Gorsh
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Alex Garland is on there
Jeffrey Epstein was developing a series, moderated by @lkrauss1.bsky.social, to bring scientists and celebrities together. The first season would include an episode where "Woody Allen talks about the human condition with Linguist Noam Chomsky."

drive.google.com/file/d/14Sla...
HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_023123.txt
drive.google.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There’s a goddam Walker’s Max Punchy Paprika in the Oval Office
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Wild that you still get people sharing that big Luthen speech from Andor considering what season two revealed about the character.
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Ticket bought. See you in Edinburgh! 🥳
VICENNIAL CRINGE TOUR 2026

Los Camp! acknowledge, but absolutely do not celebrate, our band turning 20 years old, with the Vicennial Cringe tour.

Tickets go on sale to fans 10AM on Thursday via our newsletter.
💌 loscampesinos.substack.com

Where will we see you?
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM