@punishedsadiston.bsky.social
artist formerly known as ketamine underscore stalin
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kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
kinda crazy to realize I practiced better op sec as a teenager yahoo searching for "big boobs" on the family desktop than rich people did while doing actual sex crimes
Those .99c kindle only sci-fi novels LOVE to be called ‘Entanglement’
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Those .99c kindle only sci-fi novels LOVE to be called ‘Entanglement’
Wore my ‘Principia Discordia’ shirt to the pizza place and we were order #23 which I found extremely funny.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wore my ‘Principia Discordia’ shirt to the pizza place and we were order #23 which I found extremely funny.
Realizing the GOP is pro life not because capitalism needs an endless supply of bodies to grind into paste, but because they need an endless supply of children for their billionaire child fucking overlords
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Realizing the GOP is pro life not because capitalism needs an endless supply of bodies to grind into paste, but because they need an endless supply of children for their billionaire child fucking overlords
It’s the stupidest fucking bullshit that this platform wont tell you the reason you get suspended
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It’s the stupidest fucking bullshit that this platform wont tell you the reason you get suspended
You’ve never set foot in London you fucking idiot
Haven’t threaten anybody. I just told you what’s happening in towns like Stockholm and London where a girl can’t walk along because the rape and crimes are thru the roof : and your so pro immigration and those are huge part of the problem. Not all. Lots of good people but crime is way way up
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
You’ve never set foot in London you fucking idiot
Two margaritas and a couple of beers got me joining mastodon last night ffs
October 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Two margaritas and a couple of beers got me joining mastodon last night ffs
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In case it flew under your radar, the Marble Hornets guys just finished a 5 part Marble Hornets reboot. It was quite fun.
September 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
In case it flew under your radar, the Marble Hornets guys just finished a 5 part Marble Hornets reboot. It was quite fun.
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the hatred of sex in movies and porn is, imo, nothing more than people thinking theyre more important than they really are. you dislike seeing something in a movie, therefore that has to be banned and everyone who likes the thing is a bad person. as someone whos been that person, thats *exhausting*
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the hatred of sex in movies and porn is, imo, nothing more than people thinking theyre more important than they really are. you dislike seeing something in a movie, therefore that has to be banned and everyone who likes the thing is a bad person. as someone whos been that person, thats *exhausting*
A lot of people defending America online today lmao
September 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A lot of people defending America online today lmao
There is something that you can do to a babysitter that beats your child, but some people have weaponized their own incompetence to the point that they think the Simpson‘s WE CAN’T GOVERN/WE WANT WHATS WORSE FOR EVERYONE joke is literally the only way the country can be run Joe.
I would rather hire the babysitter who slaps my child for no reason than hire the one who repeatedly picks them up and throws them against the wall for laughs. There are no better solutions. We cannot find a babysitter who doesn't harm our children in some way.
September 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There is something that you can do to a babysitter that beats your child, but some people have weaponized their own incompetence to the point that they think the Simpson‘s WE CAN’T GOVERN/WE WANT WHATS WORSE FOR EVERYONE joke is literally the only way the country can be run Joe.
This is the level of discourse on this fucking beige waiting room of a social media platform. “You’re a bad person if you don’t answer your phone” is the most leaded gasoline poisoned boomer take you can have.
my most unpopular opinion is that it's a sign of defective moral character if you point blank refuse to answer phone calls from unknown numbers. it's not that hard to hang up on spam/scammers, and you are probably missing important calls!
September 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is the level of discourse on this fucking beige waiting room of a social media platform. “You’re a bad person if you don’t answer your phone” is the most leaded gasoline poisoned boomer take you can have.
lol copped a 24hr ban on main, lads
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
lol copped a 24hr ban on main, lads
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always nice to run across a reference to a vintage meme
August 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
always nice to run across a reference to a vintage meme
@siltyloam.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANDSOME
August 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@siltyloam.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANDSOME
It’s extremely funny when a British guy thinks Russians are bad for invading Ukraine, while they themselves are an occupational force in Northern Ireland
August 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s extremely funny when a British guy thinks Russians are bad for invading Ukraine, while they themselves are an occupational force in Northern Ireland
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“I don’t read comic books, I get laid”
I read tons of comic books and get laid, so i just live a full life of joy and whimsy and I deny myself nothing
I read tons of comic books and get laid, so i just live a full life of joy and whimsy and I deny myself nothing
August 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“I don’t read comic books, I get laid”
I read tons of comic books and get laid, so i just live a full life of joy and whimsy and I deny myself nothing
I read tons of comic books and get laid, so i just live a full life of joy and whimsy and I deny myself nothing
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Once I took someone on a date and she accused me of standing her up after arranging a previous date and it turns out she thought I was my brother, who had indeed stood her up a couple of weeks before.
I wanna hear all of your worst dates. Lay ‘em on me. I need some laughs.
August 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Once I took someone on a date and she accused me of standing her up after arranging a previous date and it turns out she thought I was my brother, who had indeed stood her up a couple of weeks before.
I have an old laptop and it’s unlikely that I’ll be able to buy a new laptop in the next few years, so how can I move away from windows on the same laptop? Is it Linux?
Israel is using Microsoft Azure to store recordings of every phone call made by Palestinians in the occupied territories, then using AI to analyze the contents and select targets. Microsoft is (dubiously) claiming ignorance.
‘A million calls an hour’: Israel relying on Microsoft cloud for expansive surveillance of Palestinians
Revealed: The Israeli military undertook an ambitious project to store a giant trove of Palestinians’ phone calls on Microsoft’s servers in Europe
www.theguardian.com
August 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I have an old laptop and it’s unlikely that I’ll be able to buy a new laptop in the next few years, so how can I move away from windows on the same laptop? Is it Linux?
Do more acid
August 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Do more acid
Ben Collin’s from the onion isn’t funny
August 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ben Collin’s from the onion isn’t funny
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The Handmaids were firebombing and assassinating people and you just know these libs consider property damage a violent crime
August 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Handmaids were firebombing and assassinating people and you just know these libs consider property damage a violent crime