Luke Peters
@pukeleters.bsky.social
I like doggies but I do not like when there aren’t any doggies
Comedy, Green Bay Packers, outdoors, assistant to a corgi
Comedy, Green Bay Packers, outdoors, assistant to a corgi
I know everyone loves Mike Vrabel, but the football Gods are just and need to punish that New England Patriots for once again trotting out Josh McDaniels after all he did to Las Vegas (this is also a Josh Jacobs appreciation tweet)
August 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I know everyone loves Mike Vrabel, but the football Gods are just and need to punish that New England Patriots for once again trotting out Josh McDaniels after all he did to Las Vegas (this is also a Josh Jacobs appreciation tweet)
I think the worst NFL team should have to change their mascot to something silly or embarrassing for the next year, as a way to punish getting the #1 pick and prevent tanking
Like, QB Cam Ward should be lighting it up this year for the Tennessee Toothbrushes or Tennessee Titmice
Like, QB Cam Ward should be lighting it up this year for the Tennessee Toothbrushes or Tennessee Titmice
August 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I think the worst NFL team should have to change their mascot to something silly or embarrassing for the next year, as a way to punish getting the #1 pick and prevent tanking
Like, QB Cam Ward should be lighting it up this year for the Tennessee Toothbrushes or Tennessee Titmice
Like, QB Cam Ward should be lighting it up this year for the Tennessee Toothbrushes or Tennessee Titmice
I love Josh Allen so much and believe he truly is a generational talent, but it just feels like this Bills team has a similar ceiling to the Packers from 2015-2018—electric QB play, at worst like 10 wins, and an ultimately beatable playoff team
August 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I love Josh Allen so much and believe he truly is a generational talent, but it just feels like this Bills team has a similar ceiling to the Packers from 2015-2018—electric QB play, at worst like 10 wins, and an ultimately beatable playoff team
America will never take mental health seriously so long as the New York Giants exist
August 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
America will never take mental health seriously so long as the New York Giants exist
Oh my gosh I JUST learned that “Erewhon” spelled backwards is “Trust Fund Kid”
July 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Oh my gosh I JUST learned that “Erewhon” spelled backwards is “Trust Fund Kid”
The music in the new Nintendo Switch 2 Mario Kart World slaps so so so hard that it’s gonna make us all pregnant
June 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The music in the new Nintendo Switch 2 Mario Kart World slaps so so so hard that it’s gonna make us all pregnant
It truly, deeply bothers me that The Last of Us season 2 got made while such a huge majority of us in the entertainment industry are out of work.
How are we supposed to defeat AI slop when one of the like five shows even made nowadays is such man-made slop?
How are we supposed to defeat AI slop when one of the like five shows even made nowadays is such man-made slop?
May 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It truly, deeply bothers me that The Last of Us season 2 got made while such a huge majority of us in the entertainment industry are out of work.
How are we supposed to defeat AI slop when one of the like five shows even made nowadays is such man-made slop?
How are we supposed to defeat AI slop when one of the like five shows even made nowadays is such man-made slop?
My only critique of the smashing film Love Actually: not enough characters
January 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My only critique of the smashing film Love Actually: not enough characters
This message is for 4, maybe 5 people in the entire world: it was still a very good Green Bay Packers season and the future is so bright, but now we turn our yellow fandom to Jonas Vingegaard until next fall
January 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This message is for 4, maybe 5 people in the entire world: it was still a very good Green Bay Packers season and the future is so bright, but now we turn our yellow fandom to Jonas Vingegaard until next fall
My wife who is a born & raised New England Patriots fan and now also strongly supports the Green Bay Packers said to me just now: “how old is Jordan Love? 46? Why are people acting like there isn’t so much ahead still” and that is a perspective I wish more Packers fans embraced
January 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My wife who is a born & raised New England Patriots fan and now also strongly supports the Green Bay Packers said to me just now: “how old is Jordan Love? 46? Why are people acting like there isn’t so much ahead still” and that is a perspective I wish more Packers fans embraced
Dang, all of us social media Green Bay Packers fans who are actually GMs & coaches and also know how to run a team better than actual franchise leaders—can’t believe we were all wrong and this team wasn’t Super Bowl-quality this year like we all said Matt LaFleur & Brian Gutekunst were wrong about
January 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dang, all of us social media Green Bay Packers fans who are actually GMs & coaches and also know how to run a team better than actual franchise leaders—can’t believe we were all wrong and this team wasn’t Super Bowl-quality this year like we all said Matt LaFleur & Brian Gutekunst were wrong about
Non-binary people need a new color in the LGBTQ+ flag because yellow flags represent NFL referees and I am NOT an ally to the refs
January 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Non-binary people need a new color in the LGBTQ+ flag because yellow flags represent NFL referees and I am NOT an ally to the refs
(*carefully*)
[I think Davante Adams should come back to the Green Bay Packers next year]
[I think Davante Adams should come back to the Green Bay Packers next year]
January 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
(*carefully*)
[I think Davante Adams should come back to the Green Bay Packers next year]
[I think Davante Adams should come back to the Green Bay Packers next year]
Green Bay Packers fans: if you want coach Matt LaFleur FIRED after today’s loss to the Chicago Bears at Lambeau, comment below!
(I want to know who to block)
(I want to know who to block)
January 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Green Bay Packers fans: if you want coach Matt LaFleur FIRED after today’s loss to the Chicago Bears at Lambeau, comment below!
(I want to know who to block)
(I want to know who to block)
Million dollar idea:
Get some rich person to give me a million dollars
Get some rich person to give me a million dollars
January 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Million dollar idea:
Get some rich person to give me a million dollars
Get some rich person to give me a million dollars
Want to know how archaic American politics are?
It’s the year 2025 and the Speaker of the House is still a person
The rest of us aren’t even using wired speakers in our houses, let alone just some guy doing the music
It’s the year 2025 and the Speaker of the House is still a person
The rest of us aren’t even using wired speakers in our houses, let alone just some guy doing the music
January 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Want to know how archaic American politics are?
It’s the year 2025 and the Speaker of the House is still a person
The rest of us aren’t even using wired speakers in our houses, let alone just some guy doing the music
It’s the year 2025 and the Speaker of the House is still a person
The rest of us aren’t even using wired speakers in our houses, let alone just some guy doing the music
Is the idea behind climate change if we eventually get the world so hot and on fire that people will be acclimated for when they go to hell for setting the world on fire
January 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Is the idea behind climate change if we eventually get the world so hot and on fire that people will be acclimated for when they go to hell for setting the world on fire
Ghosts are always haunting. Why are there no ghosts doing good things only ghosts can do? How about some of you petty undead loiterers get balloons unstuck from trees or make balloon animals move like they’re real animals?
(I’m aware it’s mostly balloon stuff)
(I’m aware it’s mostly balloon stuff)
January 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ghosts are always haunting. Why are there no ghosts doing good things only ghosts can do? How about some of you petty undead loiterers get balloons unstuck from trees or make balloon animals move like they’re real animals?
(I’m aware it’s mostly balloon stuff)
(I’m aware it’s mostly balloon stuff)
This college football playoff game is amazing
Both Texas and Arizona State’s defenses are trying their absolute hardest to not win
Both Texas and Arizona State’s defenses are trying their absolute hardest to not win
January 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This college football playoff game is amazing
Both Texas and Arizona State’s defenses are trying their absolute hardest to not win
Both Texas and Arizona State’s defenses are trying their absolute hardest to not win
There’s a concept in good football defense called hats on the ball and Texas has apparently never heard of it. Good lord do a lot of their defenders stand around instead of running to the ball carrier
January 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
There’s a concept in good football defense called hats on the ball and Texas has apparently never heard of it. Good lord do a lot of their defenders stand around instead of running to the ball carrier
I despise New Year’s resolutions
The notion that self-betterment is measured in 365 day cycles is silly. It also often suggests that if one “fails,” they have to wait until next year to try again. Failure is a pivotal part of growth, perhaps the most important part of the continual process.
The notion that self-betterment is measured in 365 day cycles is silly. It also often suggests that if one “fails,” they have to wait until next year to try again. Failure is a pivotal part of growth, perhaps the most important part of the continual process.
January 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I despise New Year’s resolutions
The notion that self-betterment is measured in 365 day cycles is silly. It also often suggests that if one “fails,” they have to wait until next year to try again. Failure is a pivotal part of growth, perhaps the most important part of the continual process.
The notion that self-betterment is measured in 365 day cycles is silly. It also often suggests that if one “fails,” they have to wait until next year to try again. Failure is a pivotal part of growth, perhaps the most important part of the continual process.
As a lifelong diehard Green Bay Packers fan, I have to say, most social media Packers fans are such bummers and so unlikable.
So entitled, no win is ever good enough, every injury is the team AND player’s fault, & no appreciation of the journey nor big picture at all. SPORTS are supposed to be FUN
So entitled, no win is ever good enough, every injury is the team AND player’s fault, & no appreciation of the journey nor big picture at all. SPORTS are supposed to be FUN
January 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
As a lifelong diehard Green Bay Packers fan, I have to say, most social media Packers fans are such bummers and so unlikable.
So entitled, no win is ever good enough, every injury is the team AND player’s fault, & no appreciation of the journey nor big picture at all. SPORTS are supposed to be FUN
So entitled, no win is ever good enough, every injury is the team AND player’s fault, & no appreciation of the journey nor big picture at all. SPORTS are supposed to be FUN
As a 33 year old, it’s wild to think that if I were only 5 or 6 years older, I could be a modern college football quarterback on a lofty NIL deal in the transfer portal for the 8th or 9th time
January 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
As a 33 year old, it’s wild to think that if I were only 5 or 6 years older, I could be a modern college football quarterback on a lofty NIL deal in the transfer portal for the 8th or 9th time
Reposted by Luke Peters
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
December 31, 2024 at 2:05 PM
After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to
It seems like life would have been so much happier when your only existential dilemma was deciding if you should be a hunter or a gatherer
January 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It seems like life would have been so much happier when your only existential dilemma was deciding if you should be a hunter or a gatherer