Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar
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Waiting for the next round of ThE beARs R actUALLy BAd taeks
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Waiting for the next round of ThE beARs R actUALLy BAd taeks
I never meant to cause you any sorrow...
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I never meant to cause you any sorrow...
Scrappy Doo had an interesting start to life. Either his mother (Ruby, Scooby's only sister) had Scrappy out of wedlock or something happened that led her and her son to disown the name of Scrappy's father.
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Scrappy Doo had an interesting start to life. Either his mother (Ruby, Scooby's only sister) had Scrappy out of wedlock or something happened that led her and her son to disown the name of Scrappy's father.
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In a small town in County Cork, Ireland, a monument stands in appreciation to the American Choctaw Indian Tribe.
Although impoverished, shortly after being forced to walk the Trail of Tears, the tribe somehow gathered $170 to send to Ireland for famine relief in 1847 [Historic Vids]
Although impoverished, shortly after being forced to walk the Trail of Tears, the tribe somehow gathered $170 to send to Ireland for famine relief in 1847 [Historic Vids]
August 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
In a small town in County Cork, Ireland, a monument stands in appreciation to the American Choctaw Indian Tribe.
Although impoverished, shortly after being forced to walk the Trail of Tears, the tribe somehow gathered $170 to send to Ireland for famine relief in 1847 [Historic Vids]
Although impoverished, shortly after being forced to walk the Trail of Tears, the tribe somehow gathered $170 to send to Ireland for famine relief in 1847 [Historic Vids]
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Dick Cheney might be the Republican who had the best day.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Dick Cheney might be the Republican who had the best day.
I feel like since today is Thanksgiving in Canada I can go ahead and put up my Christmas tree.
October 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I feel like since today is Thanksgiving in Canada I can go ahead and put up my Christmas tree.
What a performance by the Mariners.
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
What a performance by the Mariners.
As we enter the 4th in Milwaukee, it's pretty clear this is going to be a very good game. A night after an all timer.
October 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
As we enter the 4th in Milwaukee, it's pretty clear this is going to be a very good game. A night after an all timer.
But you should know who Jack Benny is.
As a god-fearing, tax-paying American I simply should not have to know who Jack Posobiec and Benny Johnson are.
October 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
But you should know who Jack Benny is.
If Cal Raleigh walks this off that stadium is going to be heard in Vancouver.
October 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If Cal Raleigh walks this off that stadium is going to be heard in Vancouver.
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Rough night but he’s still one of the most successful Gleybers out there right now
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Rough night but he’s still one of the most successful Gleybers out there right now
For the life of me I have no idea where Dansby Swanson thought he was going there, and what he thought he could do.
October 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
For the life of me I have no idea where Dansby Swanson thought he was going there, and what he thought he could do.
Personally, I prefer Freddy's brother Jake.
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Personally, I prefer Freddy's brother Jake.
Really need PCA to be patient here. Not his mode but .... patience.
October 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Really need PCA to be patient here. Not his mode but .... patience.
More importantly, Tupperwhen?
September 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
More importantly, Tupperwhen?
Something I have learned from all of this: at some point, if every personality trait, every incompetent decision, every divisive utterance is awful, pettiness doesn't even register.
President Trump unveiled a new portrait series at the White House featuring black-and-white photos of him and his predecessors, save one: The frame for Joe Biden includes a photo not of the 46th president but of an autopen.
Trump unveils wall of presidents, with an autopen standing in for Biden
A White House official said that all presidents are featured, displayed in chronological order, starting with George Washington and going up to Donald Trump.
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September 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Something I have learned from all of this: at some point, if every personality trait, every incompetent decision, every divisive utterance is awful, pettiness doesn't even register.
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*CONFERENCE ROOM IN SEATTLE*
JERRY DIPOTO (Timothy Olyphant?): My anaconda don’t want none…
OLDHEAD SCOUTS: *visibly confused*
DIPOTO: *sigh* My anaconda don’t want none, *DAN*
ASSISTANT GM DAN (Sir Mixalot): Your anaconda don’t want none unless he’s got buns, sir
DIPOTO: Unless he’s got buns
JERRY DIPOTO (Timothy Olyphant?): My anaconda don’t want none…
OLDHEAD SCOUTS: *visibly confused*
DIPOTO: *sigh* My anaconda don’t want none, *DAN*
ASSISTANT GM DAN (Sir Mixalot): Your anaconda don’t want none unless he’s got buns, sir
DIPOTO: Unless he’s got buns
Cal Raleigh has uncovered that having a huge butt is the new overlooked market inefficiency in baseball. We need a Moneyball 2 about butts
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
*CONFERENCE ROOM IN SEATTLE*
JERRY DIPOTO (Timothy Olyphant?): My anaconda don’t want none…
OLDHEAD SCOUTS: *visibly confused*
DIPOTO: *sigh* My anaconda don’t want none, *DAN*
ASSISTANT GM DAN (Sir Mixalot): Your anaconda don’t want none unless he’s got buns, sir
DIPOTO: Unless he’s got buns
JERRY DIPOTO (Timothy Olyphant?): My anaconda don’t want none…
OLDHEAD SCOUTS: *visibly confused*
DIPOTO: *sigh* My anaconda don’t want none, *DAN*
ASSISTANT GM DAN (Sir Mixalot): Your anaconda don’t want none unless he’s got buns, sir
DIPOTO: Unless he’s got buns
I just hope the entire story of my death is not how people reacted to my death.
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just hope the entire story of my death is not how people reacted to my death.
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Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic.
Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956
Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956
September 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic.
Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956
Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956
Cade Horton is for real.
September 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Cade Horton is for real.
I took a lot of positives from tonight's Bears game. Example: I'm a lot positive they aren't very good at the moment.
September 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I took a lot of positives from tonight's Bears game. Example: I'm a lot positive they aren't very good at the moment.
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So I've decided to do a subscription sale for the home stretch, with 25% off the annual price. I'm calling it the "Home Stretch 25% off Subscription Sale."
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September 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
So I've decided to do a subscription sale for the home stretch, with 25% off the annual price. I'm calling it the "Home Stretch 25% off Subscription Sale."
My refusal to read even a single marketing book saves you money!!! www.cupofcoffeenews.com/the-home-str...
My refusal to read even a single marketing book saves you money!!! www.cupofcoffeenews.com/the-home-str...
It is a very bad sign that nobody has to use any word other than some form of "Happen" and every fucking person on the planet knows exactly what is being talked about.
August 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It is a very bad sign that nobody has to use any word other than some form of "Happen" and every fucking person on the planet knows exactly what is being talked about.