Justin Patchett
@ptchtt.com
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By day, Justin Patchett, professional artist. By night, I do whatever I want.
Berenstein Universe transplant.
By day, Justin Patchett, professional artist. By night, I do whatever I want.
Berenstein Universe transplant.
And I cannot emphasize this enough: ALLEGEDLY.
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And I cannot emphasize this enough: ALLEGEDLY.
Unfortunately, Batwing closed months ago, so I didn’t get the chance to ride it one last time. This was a last-of-its-series flying coaster, and my favorite ride the park had, possibly even my favorite roller coaster overall.
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Unfortunately, Batwing closed months ago, so I didn’t get the chance to ride it one last time. This was a last-of-its-series flying coaster, and my favorite ride the park had, possibly even my favorite roller coaster overall.
Made my last trip to Six Flags America, my local amusement park since I was a kid (then under the name Adventure World). The park closes forever next weekend.
Waited an extra half-hour for the front row of Ride of Steel because if you’re only gonna do it one more time, you’ve got to do it right.
Waited an extra half-hour for the front row of Ride of Steel because if you’re only gonna do it one more time, you’ve got to do it right.
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Made my last trip to Six Flags America, my local amusement park since I was a kid (then under the name Adventure World). The park closes forever next weekend.
Waited an extra half-hour for the front row of Ride of Steel because if you’re only gonna do it one more time, you’ve got to do it right.
Waited an extra half-hour for the front row of Ride of Steel because if you’re only gonna do it one more time, you’ve got to do it right.
Is it strange that I find it so peaceful sitting here? Ironic, certainly. But strange?
July 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Is it strange that I find it so peaceful sitting here? Ironic, certainly. But strange?
Happy Friday. Here’s a plate of chicken TACOs for no reason.
July 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Happy Friday. Here’s a plate of chicken TACOs for no reason.
My personal mission to attend literally anything at Nationals Park other than a Nationals game continues with the #SavannahBananas taking on the Firefighters. #bananaball
June 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My personal mission to attend literally anything at Nationals Park other than a Nationals game continues with the #SavannahBananas taking on the Firefighters. #bananaball
It’s also a lot harder for me to do things like this with an audiobook. (The color-coding used to have a more coherent purpose. At this point, it has devolved into simply how emphatically I respond to the text with the word, “Fuck.”)
June 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s also a lot harder for me to do things like this with an audiobook. (The color-coding used to have a more coherent purpose. At this point, it has devolved into simply how emphatically I respond to the text with the word, “Fuck.”)
I’m still doing my reading from, uh, November? I’m a slow reader is a part of it, but this book scares the bejesus out of me. It seems like every time I pick it up, it’s literally talking about a topic that just came up in real-time. @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social
June 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I’m still doing my reading from, uh, November? I’m a slow reader is a part of it, but this book scares the bejesus out of me. It seems like every time I pick it up, it’s literally talking about a topic that just came up in real-time. @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social
Some days, you just wanna sit down to a movies where Nazis get punched and eat lead.
May 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Some days, you just wanna sit down to a movies where Nazis get punched and eat lead.
You guys remember when “Thunderbolts*” didn’t have the asterisk at the end and this was its title card? Based on the plot we got, I think this is perfect.
May 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
You guys remember when “Thunderbolts*” didn’t have the asterisk at the end and this was its title card? Based on the plot we got, I think this is perfect.
Utterly Baseless Lorcana Prediction: Ravensburger will ban Clarabelle - News Reporter.
Normal stats for a 4-cost card in Sapphire but with an ability that fits the Ruby profile (or, more accurately, Ruby/Sapphire)? Clarabelle is not long for the world.
#Lorcana
Normal stats for a 4-cost card in Sapphire but with an ability that fits the Ruby profile (or, more accurately, Ruby/Sapphire)? Clarabelle is not long for the world.
#Lorcana
![The face of the Lorcana card “Clarabelle - News Reporter”. The following are the card’s details and text:
Ink Cost: 4 (Inkable)
Strength: 3
Willpower: 3
Ink Type: Sapphire
Classification: Storyborn • Ally
Support (Whenever this character quests, you may add their Strength to another chosen character's Strength this turn.)
[Breaking Story] Your other characters with Support gain +1 Strength.
Lore Value: 2
Card Artist: Stefano Spagnuolo
Card ID: 153/204 • EN • 7
Rarity: Rare](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:my7eajmkrwefdyzu5dupbtxx/bafkreibdjnlpngpalr46yvtrvoxrfyx7sqcajs4cdlzs2zjmzk4oczcsju@jpeg)
April 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Utterly Baseless Lorcana Prediction: Ravensburger will ban Clarabelle - News Reporter.
Normal stats for a 4-cost card in Sapphire but with an ability that fits the Ruby profile (or, more accurately, Ruby/Sapphire)? Clarabelle is not long for the world.
#Lorcana
Normal stats for a 4-cost card in Sapphire but with an ability that fits the Ruby profile (or, more accurately, Ruby/Sapphire)? Clarabelle is not long for the world.
#Lorcana
What are differences between these two images?
One is an emperor, the other wants to be one.
One issued a so-called “reciprocal” tariff on the other. The other cannot tariff the one because it is, in fact, a penguin.
One is cold-blooded, the other just lives in cold climates.
One is an emperor, the other wants to be one.
One issued a so-called “reciprocal” tariff on the other. The other cannot tariff the one because it is, in fact, a penguin.
One is cold-blooded, the other just lives in cold climates.
April 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What are differences between these two images?
One is an emperor, the other wants to be one.
One issued a so-called “reciprocal” tariff on the other. The other cannot tariff the one because it is, in fact, a penguin.
One is cold-blooded, the other just lives in cold climates.
One is an emperor, the other wants to be one.
One issued a so-called “reciprocal” tariff on the other. The other cannot tariff the one because it is, in fact, a penguin.
One is cold-blooded, the other just lives in cold climates.
Today’s Premier League match for Crystal Palace.
April 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Today’s Premier League match for Crystal Palace.
Tagging @kimerrikin.bsky.social for no reason.
March 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tagging @kimerrikin.bsky.social for no reason.
Trump's a dickhead! Russian puppet: Go fuck yourself!
Трамп хуйло́ ! Російська маріонетка, иди на хуй!
Трамп хуйло́ ! Російська маріонетка, иди на хуй!
February 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Trump's a dickhead! Russian puppet: Go fuck yourself!
Трамп хуйло́ ! Російська маріонетка, иди на хуй!
Трамп хуйло́ ! Російська маріонетка, иди на хуй!
Want a portrait of the kind of person who wants schools to be able to beat disabled children in his state? Look no further than Oklahoma State Senator Shane Jett.
February 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Want a portrait of the kind of person who wants schools to be able to beat disabled children in his state? Look no further than Oklahoma State Senator Shane Jett.
Since I was asleep when it happened...
Congratulations to Canada for winning the de facto Most Canadian Country Championship! #4NationsFace-Off #4NationsChampionship #ConnorMcDavid #DevonToews
Congratulations to Canada for winning the de facto Most Canadian Country Championship! #4NationsFace-Off #4NationsChampionship #ConnorMcDavid #DevonToews
February 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Since I was asleep when it happened...
Congratulations to Canada for winning the de facto Most Canadian Country Championship! #4NationsFace-Off #4NationsChampionship #ConnorMcDavid #DevonToews
Congratulations to Canada for winning the de facto Most Canadian Country Championship! #4NationsFace-Off #4NationsChampionship #ConnorMcDavid #DevonToews
The only ASMR I'm interested in, today.
February 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The only ASMR I'm interested in, today.
This footage is from the National Women’s Conference in 1977. Regressives want us to fight our oldest battles over and over again because it’s a way to keep us from making progress. (Sandra Serrano Sewell, shown here, passed in 2021.)
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This footage is from the National Women’s Conference in 1977. Regressives want us to fight our oldest battles over and over again because it’s a way to keep us from making progress. (Sandra Serrano Sewell, shown here, passed in 2021.)
When I listen to TikTok lives with @johnnypalmadessa.bsky.social and others, every single day, there’s some MAGA nutjob who sounds like this guy. (@billcorbett.bsky.social knows the voice I’m talking about.)
February 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
When I listen to TikTok lives with @johnnypalmadessa.bsky.social and others, every single day, there’s some MAGA nutjob who sounds like this guy. (@billcorbett.bsky.social knows the voice I’m talking about.)
