Where do men get the audacity? Testosterone. Final answer. Can confirm.

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LOCK THE DOOR WHEN USING A SINGLE USE BAHTROOM?! (AND also not answer when the door is knocked) 🥲🫠

Is it just my silly little sense of humor, or would "The Pull Out Drawer" be a hilarious name for a sperm bank?

I'm not really sure which is worse for me: being IN a meltdown with my brain on fire and being completely out of control or AFTER a meltdown where my brain bullies me the rest of the day for "getting like that".

Well I don't want to only bitch about the state of the world so here's a cat tax (the only appropriate taxation)

I feel the need to reiterate the difference between surprise & shock. Surprise is when you don't expect something will happen and it does. Shock is a nervous system reaction. It's when your nervous system is overloaded by threat, real or perceived. None of this is surprising. All of it is shocking.

Find it reeeeaal funny how my tiktok close captioning wouldn't caption the part where I talked about HRT 🤨. That's suspicious. That's weird.

When trapped in traffic due to a half marathon running by, the ONLY choice is to blare Eye of the Tiger as they run by.

"You always masked when you were growing up. How was I supposed to know how you felt?"
Yeah, I sure did, but WHO pray tell me taught me that it wasn't safe to express my emotions or be myself? 👀

I guess I should start using this platform more (at all) since FB and Twitter are social dumpsterfires. So...hello 🫡