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just got off the phone with my doctor and it's good news bad news the bad news is the paint i've been huffing is non toxic so i've just been pretending to be high soooo embarrassing and the good news is I am bringing back locust swarms to the great plains of north america they shall block the sun
May 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
just got off the phone with my doctor and it's good news bad news the bad news is the paint i've been huffing is non toxic so i've just been pretending to be high soooo embarrassing and the good news is I am bringing back locust swarms to the great plains of north america they shall block the sun
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Boss: TPL? You got a minute?
Me: Yes, My Queen 👸
Boss:
Me:
Boss: can you-
Me, putting a handful of trail mix into my mouth, through chewing: You can’t have any of my trail mix
Boss: I wasn’t-
Me: , My Queen. Just in case
Me: Yes, My Queen 👸
Boss:
Me:
Boss: can you-
Me, putting a handful of trail mix into my mouth, through chewing: You can’t have any of my trail mix
Boss: I wasn’t-
Me: , My Queen. Just in case
May 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Boss: TPL? You got a minute?
Me: Yes, My Queen 👸
Boss:
Me:
Boss: can you-
Me, putting a handful of trail mix into my mouth, through chewing: You can’t have any of my trail mix
Boss: I wasn’t-
Me: , My Queen. Just in case
Me: Yes, My Queen 👸
Boss:
Me:
Boss: can you-
Me, putting a handful of trail mix into my mouth, through chewing: You can’t have any of my trail mix
Boss: I wasn’t-
Me: , My Queen. Just in case
everett byram is my spirit animal
May 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
everett byram is my spirit animal
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i lowkey forgot i existed from tweo thousand and ninetyen to like last year
May 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i lowkey forgot i existed from tweo thousand and ninetyen to like last year
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Wanna feel old? The baby who hit Britney Spears is 30 now
May 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wanna feel old? The baby who hit Britney Spears is 30 now
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The hills are alive with the rings of onion
May 18, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The hills are alive with the rings of onion
i wish birds would swoop down on me
May 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i wish birds would swoop down on me
mica piango fallo tu
May 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
mica piango fallo tu
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i have something really good to say but due to the limitations of language and the unknowable nature of other people etc you wouldn't know it bc i posted it to a different website where my real gf also posts she loves me and she smokes weed and knows how to skateboard etc
May 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i have something really good to say but due to the limitations of language and the unknowable nature of other people etc you wouldn't know it bc i posted it to a different website where my real gf also posts she loves me and she smokes weed and knows how to skateboard etc
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nanaimo bar and deftones (and i hate deftones)
May 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
nanaimo bar and deftones (and i hate deftones)
i'm gonna rough and tumble ya
May 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i'm gonna rough and tumble ya
the sun in the open sky
a stranger in my own skin
a stranger in my own skin
May 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the sun in the open sky
a stranger in my own skin
a stranger in my own skin
dohn beck doon, dubble doon
May 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
dohn beck doon, dubble doon
soothsayer, i do not adore the voices or flight of birds
May 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
soothsayer, i do not adore the voices or flight of birds
i wash my friends to sleep
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i wash my friends to sleep
slowest bit on the planet
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
slowest bit on the planet
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Conservatives are heterodox maverick freethinkers but they had no choice but to become extremely racist, like Kristallnacht levels of racist, due to the excesses of the Woke Left (the cute barista at the Starbucks dyed her hair purple and kissed a girl and liked it)
May 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Conservatives are heterodox maverick freethinkers but they had no choice but to become extremely racist, like Kristallnacht levels of racist, due to the excesses of the Woke Left (the cute barista at the Starbucks dyed her hair purple and kissed a girl and liked it)
using chatgpt as a therapist and then viciously rebuking it for pretending to understand being human on every response is so healing
May 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
using chatgpt as a therapist and then viciously rebuking it for pretending to understand being human on every response is so healing
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Everyone else can stop now.
May 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Everyone else can stop now.
guys, help. i don't know who created pokemon go
May 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
guys, help. i don't know who created pokemon go
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feeling increasingly sick as the day has worn on. also noticing it is nighttime now
May 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
feeling increasingly sick as the day has worn on. also noticing it is nighttime now
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I long for the halcyon days of covfefe.
May 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I long for the halcyon days of covfefe.