Alyson
@pseudoforyou.bsky.social
If you wish upon a spider, all your dreams will come true, too.
I miss them every second of the work day 😭😭😭😭
December 28, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I miss them every second of the work day 😭😭😭😭
Its so cold outside, New York is so cold, I am so cold
December 19, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Its so cold outside, New York is so cold, I am so cold
Got an A in my first grad school class and 😭 feeling nothing but pure relief
December 9, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Got an A in my first grad school class and 😭 feeling nothing but pure relief
The high today was 38F and that should actually be illegal
December 2, 2024 at 4:15 AM
The high today was 38F and that should actually be illegal
Shout to my professor who extended our final paper due date by 5 days. The retail employees (me) say thank you
December 1, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Shout to my professor who extended our final paper due date by 5 days. The retail employees (me) say thank you
I was a dumbass who didn’t bring a warm enough coat for 35F weather and some lady just looked at me and yelled,”IS IT NOT COLD TODAY?” Fuck you yes it is I’m just stupid 😭😭😭😭
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 AM
I was a dumbass who didn’t bring a warm enough coat for 35F weather and some lady just looked at me and yelled,”IS IT NOT COLD TODAY?” Fuck you yes it is I’m just stupid 😭😭😭😭
Hello emergency services, it’s Black Friday at work and I ate too much pizza and now my tummy hurts
November 29, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Hello emergency services, it’s Black Friday at work and I ate too much pizza and now my tummy hurts
If you’re shopping this week, be nice to your fellow consumers and the employees who are helping you. We’re all overstimulated and tired - remember that shopping the busiest week of the year means that you’re almost certainly going to have to be patient
November 27, 2024 at 11:14 PM
If you’re shopping this week, be nice to your fellow consumers and the employees who are helping you. We’re all overstimulated and tired - remember that shopping the busiest week of the year means that you’re almost certainly going to have to be patient
This is the only way I’d like to be greeted from now on
November 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
This is the only way I’d like to be greeted from now on
Mad about the vacuum
November 22, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Mad about the vacuum
It’s supposed to snow next week and 😭😭😭 I’m not ready
November 22, 2024 at 7:00 PM
It’s supposed to snow next week and 😭😭😭 I’m not ready
Had a dream that I had a viral post that just said “In my throw blanket era.”
November 22, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Had a dream that I had a viral post that just said “In my throw blanket era.”
I’m at work and he is at home 😔 I hope he knows what I sacrifice for his lifestyle
November 15, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I’m at work and he is at home 😔 I hope he knows what I sacrifice for his lifestyle
I know a lot of people would love to swim in the ocean with whales, but honestly? I think I’m good. I’ll admire their majesty and beauty from my little rectangle. The ocean is too vast and too scary for me, that’s for other people to enjoy
November 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I know a lot of people would love to swim in the ocean with whales, but honestly? I think I’m good. I’ll admire their majesty and beauty from my little rectangle. The ocean is too vast and too scary for me, that’s for other people to enjoy
He invited all his friends to a party and only his mom (me) and his brother (big boy) showed up :(
November 12, 2024 at 4:37 AM
He invited all his friends to a party and only his mom (me) and his brother (big boy) showed up :(
Different level of comfort requirements
November 11, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Different level of comfort requirements
Idk what I did to deserve such good cats, they’re truly so wonderful 😭
November 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Idk what I did to deserve such good cats, they’re truly so wonderful 😭
Dylan’s gone for the weekend, any stray cats wanna come over for a party
November 9, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Dylan’s gone for the weekend, any stray cats wanna come over for a party
Yep, this is me! You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
November 7, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Yep, this is me! You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
Just trying to get some posts up so I don’t look like a bot (👀 at the bots already liking my posts)
November 7, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Just trying to get some posts up so I don’t look like a bot (👀 at the bots already liking my posts)
