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proudtotreehere.bsky.social
@proudtotreehere.bsky.social
Dogs, gardening, photography, severe weather.
Has personal chef.
Pro-EU.
Carol, if that is the case, should a company be represented in parliament? Is it any different to Tesco having an "MP" (House of Lords notwithstanding).
December 15, 2024 at 9:48 AM
One day they'll run out of pearls to clutch, unfortunately that day will be when the lunatics finally take charge of the asylum.
December 15, 2024 at 9:41 AM
He's just channelling his inner Malcolm Tucker 😉
December 5, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Just make sure that metaphorically his insides become his outsides 😘
December 5, 2024 at 10:46 AM
I'm having trouble with the visualisation...😂😂
December 5, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Nooo, not THAT sort of foreign influence, this is a different sort of foreign influence!
December 5, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Morning!
On my 3rd caffeine infused beverage 👍
December 5, 2024 at 10:40 AM
I'd settle for a sonic screwdriver!
December 5, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Which begs the question, what are the 'Murrycans doing when they go skeet shooting?
December 5, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Temu does a plug-in new baby smell air freshener, so I've heard.
December 1, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Likewise on the way to the toilet - "I'll have a P please Bob"!
December 1, 2024 at 8:55 AM
I've never undestood why women of a certain age seem to adore people like him (and the Maramalade Moron).
November 30, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Or been complicit in defrauding the government of billions of pounds.
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I replied.
November 29, 2024 at 11:05 AM
😂😂
November 29, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Quite right too, she is part of an OCG, whereas Tory ministers are upstanding pillars of the community to a man (none of your woke binary nonsense here).
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Sorry, I spelt "pillocks" incorrectly...
November 29, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Morning Mike, nothing exciting so far apart from the Ginger Butt looking particularly miffed because I've just retrieved his favourite cushion from the garden (again!)
November 29, 2024 at 7:21 AM
1. Don't use ones the size of tennis balls.
2. Don't cook them for too long.
3. Fry off some diced quality bacon.
4. Toss bacon in with sprouts.
5. Eat.
November 29, 2024 at 6:34 AM
I'm sure you said something about needing a handyman/gardener?
Bunty will be positively moist at the thought of having her very own Mellors in the shrubbery.
November 27, 2024 at 8:07 AM