ProtoTea 💾⚠️
@prototea.bsky.social
🔞 18+ Only! Minors DNI
💾 Low-Poly Retro Vtuber || 22
🕹️ Variety Streamer: twitch.tv/prototea_vt
🧊 Commissions: https://vgen.co/prototea
🖌️ PFP: @kaussterscip.bsky.social
📩 Inquiries: prototeavt@gmail.com
💾 Low-Poly Retro Vtuber || 22
🕹️ Variety Streamer: twitch.tv/prototea_vt
🧊 Commissions: https://vgen.co/prototea
🖌️ PFP: @kaussterscip.bsky.social
📩 Inquiries: prototeavt@gmail.com
This 97 year old diner still makes sci-fi computer terminals the old-fashioned way
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This 97 year old diner still makes sci-fi computer terminals the old-fashioned way
Trying to find a digital planner for my ADHD and it feels like this
October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trying to find a digital planner for my ADHD and it feels like this
My Girlfriend gave me a Kiwi Plush that sits on my shelf, so as part of this project I re-made it. Behold, my son:
October 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My Girlfriend gave me a Kiwi Plush that sits on my shelf, so as part of this project I re-made it. Behold, my son:
WIP - Making a re-creation of my actual real life room
October 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
WIP - Making a re-creation of my actual real life room
Broke: built-in GIF keyboard
Woke: Neocities banner gifs
Woke: Neocities banner gifs
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Broke: built-in GIF keyboard
Woke: Neocities banner gifs
Woke: Neocities banner gifs
I got 2026 me a treat
September 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I got 2026 me a treat
I've been working on making a Vtuber model that feels a lot more 'me', but *holy* it is been a struggle
Very early WIP
Very early WIP
September 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I've been working on making a Vtuber model that feels a lot more 'me', but *holy* it is been a struggle
Very early WIP
Very early WIP
When you're playing Yahtzee but google adsense heard Nahtzee:
September 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
When you're playing Yahtzee but google adsense heard Nahtzee:
*And* the 14 games they are re-releasing *won't even come out all at once* and will instead be drip-fed over time.
I struggle to see how the peripherals were priced how they are, even accounting for tariffs. Would the $25 piece of stylized cardboard cost $20 instead?
I struggle to see how the peripherals were priced how they are, even accounting for tariffs. Would the $25 piece of stylized cardboard cost $20 instead?
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
*And* the 14 games they are re-releasing *won't even come out all at once* and will instead be drip-fed over time.
I struggle to see how the peripherals were priced how they are, even accounting for tariffs. Would the $25 piece of stylized cardboard cost $20 instead?
I struggle to see how the peripherals were priced how they are, even accounting for tariffs. Would the $25 piece of stylized cardboard cost $20 instead?
If you want to play old games through official channels as opposed to emulators, this is what you're expected to pony up.
All this for a system that is most notable for being a massive financial failure, with only 22 games arriving on the system *ever*.
All this for a system that is most notable for being a massive financial failure, with only 22 games arriving on the system *ever*.
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you want to play old games through official channels as opposed to emulators, this is what you're expected to pony up.
All this for a system that is most notable for being a massive financial failure, with only 22 games arriving on the system *ever*.
All this for a system that is most notable for being a massive financial failure, with only 22 games arriving on the system *ever*.
If you want to go with the least 'generous', most expensive pricing:
Switch 2: $449.99
Virtual Boy Plastic Model: $99.99
Switch Online + Expansion Pack: still $49.99/yr
Grand total: ~$600.00 USD
Switch 2: $449.99
Virtual Boy Plastic Model: $99.99
Switch Online + Expansion Pack: still $49.99/yr
Grand total: ~$600.00 USD
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you want to go with the least 'generous', most expensive pricing:
Switch 2: $449.99
Virtual Boy Plastic Model: $99.99
Switch Online + Expansion Pack: still $49.99/yr
Grand total: ~$600.00 USD
Switch 2: $449.99
Virtual Boy Plastic Model: $99.99
Switch Online + Expansion Pack: still $49.99/yr
Grand total: ~$600.00 USD
Nintendo Switch (original): $339.99
Switch Online + Expansion Pack: $49.99/yr
Virtual Boy cardboard shell: $24.99
The minimum cost to play Virtual Boy games is ~$415.00 USD. This is the *most generous* pricing, assuming you get everything at MSRP.
Switch Online + Expansion Pack: $49.99/yr
Virtual Boy cardboard shell: $24.99
The minimum cost to play Virtual Boy games is ~$415.00 USD. This is the *most generous* pricing, assuming you get everything at MSRP.
September 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Nintendo Switch (original): $339.99
Switch Online + Expansion Pack: $49.99/yr
Virtual Boy cardboard shell: $24.99
The minimum cost to play Virtual Boy games is ~$415.00 USD. This is the *most generous* pricing, assuming you get everything at MSRP.
Switch Online + Expansion Pack: $49.99/yr
Virtual Boy cardboard shell: $24.99
The minimum cost to play Virtual Boy games is ~$415.00 USD. This is the *most generous* pricing, assuming you get everything at MSRP.
I spent an hour troubleshooting why .cs files weren't loading in Godot, only to learn that C# support is in a secondary version of Godot you need to download separately, fml
September 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I spent an hour troubleshooting why .cs files weren't loading in Godot, only to learn that C# support is in a secondary version of Godot you need to download separately, fml
Mtion, the program I used to put together my 3D stream environment, has launched a crowdfunding campaign for an offline version! I made a short video to go in their campaign showcase.
September 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Mtion, the program I used to put together my 3D stream environment, has launched a crowdfunding campaign for an offline version! I made a short video to go in their campaign showcase.
I never understood Fromsoft fans who obnoxiously tell others to "get good" whenever their games are criticized
until I looked at Silksong's negative steam reviews
until I looked at Silksong's negative steam reviews
September 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I never understood Fromsoft fans who obnoxiously tell others to "get good" whenever their games are criticized
until I looked at Silksong's negative steam reviews
until I looked at Silksong's negative steam reviews
BREAKING: In new initiative to combat homelessness, NYC first of six cities across the United States to lock bench usage behind small payment of 15 Rosaries
September 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
BREAKING: In new initiative to combat homelessness, NYC first of six cities across the United States to lock bench usage behind small payment of 15 Rosaries
My Wallet: NO!! NO!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!"
The six Steam errors:
The six Steam errors:
September 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My Wallet: NO!! NO!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!!"
The six Steam errors:
The six Steam errors:
And you call it "Yuri On Ice" despite the fact that it is obviously yaoi
September 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
And you call it "Yuri On Ice" despite the fact that it is obviously yaoi
Do you think if Undertale released episodically like Deltarune people would be making theory videos on the lore implications of why certain tiles are off-colored
September 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Do you think if Undertale released episodically like Deltarune people would be making theory videos on the lore implications of why certain tiles are off-colored
Here's a WIP of a thing I forgot to post from last week.
The idea is on-stream, people can click on the models and cause them to play a short animation with an accompanying sound effect.
The video I posted yesterday shows this system running in Godot, but I'm still setting up all of them.
The idea is on-stream, people can click on the models and cause them to play a short animation with an accompanying sound effect.
The video I posted yesterday shows this system running in Godot, but I'm still setting up all of them.
August 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Here's a WIP of a thing I forgot to post from last week.
The idea is on-stream, people can click on the models and cause them to play a short animation with an accompanying sound effect.
The video I posted yesterday shows this system running in Godot, but I'm still setting up all of them.
The idea is on-stream, people can click on the models and cause them to play a short animation with an accompanying sound effect.
The video I posted yesterday shows this system running in Godot, but I'm still setting up all of them.
Spent the past day-ish working on a "Now Playing" music element for streams.
Song is "Iridescence" by @steviasphere.bsky.social
Song is "Iridescence" by @steviasphere.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Spent the past day-ish working on a "Now Playing" music element for streams.
Song is "Iridescence" by @steviasphere.bsky.social
Song is "Iridescence" by @steviasphere.bsky.social
This reminds me of a recent Blender issue I had
My colors were looking weird and washed out, turns out Blender defaults to using a 'filmic' color space that just looks a little shitty as a treat, and you have to go into a buried sub-menu to change it
My colors were looking weird and washed out, turns out Blender defaults to using a 'filmic' color space that just looks a little shitty as a treat, and you have to go into a buried sub-menu to change it
August 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This reminds me of a recent Blender issue I had
My colors were looking weird and washed out, turns out Blender defaults to using a 'filmic' color space that just looks a little shitty as a treat, and you have to go into a buried sub-menu to change it
My colors were looking weird and washed out, turns out Blender defaults to using a 'filmic' color space that just looks a little shitty as a treat, and you have to go into a buried sub-menu to change it