Protocosmo
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Protocosmo
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Big air trampoline fart
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Thinking about Christmas presents? Maybe you want to get a book of little paper figures from a classic work of literature for the reader in your life!
crogan.bigcartel.com/category/pap...
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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If someone hits him with sugar next they’ll have cookies by the end of the week
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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it is going to be a big weekend for Republicans being too busy to read Trump's posts
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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This will surely surprise most Americans today, but historians have recently discovered that before Donald Trump, it was actually incredibly rare for a president to demand the public execution of this political opponents and press critics.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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I never get asked to make full scale stuff any more. anybody fancy a garden mammoth? patio allosaur? front drive satanic idol?
Mammoth spotted in South Poland!

Actually, a to-scale model by Studio Kamyk for the Jegiellonian University Nature Education Centre, Krakow. 😍
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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A dog is great if you want a little guy to stare at you on the toilet
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Dogs hate it when you kiss the top of their heads while playing tug of war with them.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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UNITED STATES: “This New Map Makes Finding Food Pantries Near You Easier Than Ever” www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/a692670... - Good Housekeeping

#FoodAid #FoodSecurity #Hunger #SNAP
This New Map Makes Finding Food Pantries Near You Easier Than Ever
With SNAP benefits in limbo, this free app feature helps you get food today.
www.goodhousekeeping.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads:

“Be cheerful, enjoy your life”

Discovered in Turkey
May 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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exceptional tips from an exceptional human
Here is a thread of some unusual materials you may find really helpful for #miniaturepainting #miniatures.

1. Isopropyl alchohol.
You can use this to thin paints and inks down so they run into only the deepest recesses. You can also add bicarb soda to this to make superglue accelerant.
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Federal agents raided Family Night at La Catedral Arena in Wilder, Idaho. A community racetrack packed with families, food, and music. They came under the guise of “illegal betting.” What they unleashed was terror: children zip-tied, parents separated, and chaos erupting across a crowd of 1,000.
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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The Treasury Department instructed employees not to share to share photos of the demolition of parts of the White House’s East Wing
Exclusive | Treasury Tells Employees Not to Share Photos of White House Ballroom Construction
Images of the demolition of parts of the East Wing went viral on Monday, and Treasury’s headquarters next door to the White House has a front-row seat.
www.wsj.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Good evening. We estimate that between 4.2 and 7.6 million people turned out for the No Kings Day demonstrations held around the country on Saturday. This makes Oct 18 very likely the biggest single-day U.S. protest event since 1970. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/second-no-...
Second "No Kings Day" protests likely the largest single-day political demonstration since 1970, with 4.2-7.6 million participants
Here are the initial results from our crowdsourced crowd-counting estimates
www.gelliottmorris.com
October 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Danged sparrows just tore a sparrow sized hole in my window screen. Never seen anything like it!
October 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM