I’d say your house is defective and the Elf’s magic doesn’t work there. The builders used some sort of material so only Santa, Easter Bunny or whoever you want to raise your kid with can use magic in the home.

so many people adopted (or worse, purchased) pets during early COVID and then dumped them 😭

spay/neuter is essential. one cat + her kittens can produce up to 420,000 cats in only 7 years

FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY THOUSAND CATS

Can’t own/possess firearms/ammo because they are a risk to themselves or others.

Same!

That’s not exactly new information. While he was running for president he mentioned he thought he gave Kim a STI from a girlfriend or one night stand.

Yes. Normally the day they were due. Depending on the class I gave myself 12-14 hours to write a 20-35 page paper. One of my professors use to joke that if I didn’t turn in a paper that was still hot from the printer something was wrong.

Joe or Matty.

They still happen!

That looks amazing!

Going out to brunch? Or to a cute little bakery?

She needs to leave him. He seems to bring nothing positive to the relationship.

Library, animal shelter.

I would love to bet on a horse with that name.

What would their name be?

If you know somebody with a circuit machine they can make you one. It might be easier doing it that way instead of trying to find one off Etsy or some other site.