ProphyWife
@prophywife.bsky.social
Just working that dentistry grind 9-5… then on to my other job as mom and wife.
Goddamn clankers…. All I wanted was cheerleading coloring pages for my daughter. LOL
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Goddamn clankers…. All I wanted was cheerleading coloring pages for my daughter. LOL
Re-watching Karate kid with the kids and can’t help but notice how much Johnny Lawrence reminds me of “Ken” in the Barbie movie. I keep wanting to scream “Mojo dojo casa house!!!”
August 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Re-watching Karate kid with the kids and can’t help but notice how much Johnny Lawrence reminds me of “Ken” in the Barbie movie. I keep wanting to scream “Mojo dojo casa house!!!”
Can confirm: girls have an “axe body spray” phase as well, except it is Victoria secret body spray instead
June 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can confirm: girls have an “axe body spray” phase as well, except it is Victoria secret body spray instead
In another edition of shit patients say to me: *accidentally hits recession and patient flinches* “Go easy on me! I don’t want like a ‘super cleaning!’ I am only getting this done so the dentist will do my Invisalign!!”
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June 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
In another edition of shit patients say to me: *accidentally hits recession and patient flinches* “Go easy on me! I don’t want like a ‘super cleaning!’ I am only getting this done so the dentist will do my Invisalign!!”
🫠🙃🫠🙃
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I think my dog is broken… she eats my ear plugs and not my night guard… 🤔
May 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think my dog is broken… she eats my ear plugs and not my night guard… 🤔
::Anakin meme:: you mean your cat….right??? Your cat…right??? 😥😥
March 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
::Anakin meme:: you mean your cat….right??? Your cat…right??? 😥😥
My son told me he was the master of multitasking- he can poop and brush his teeth at the same time. I don’t know if I should be impressed or grossed out.
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My son told me he was the master of multitasking- he can poop and brush his teeth at the same time. I don’t know if I should be impressed or grossed out.
Husband gets Jury summons- defers and gets accepted because primary care provider for children. I get jury summons- defers but gets denied because “childcare is available”
March 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Husband gets Jury summons- defers and gets accepted because primary care provider for children. I get jury summons- defers but gets denied because “childcare is available”
Would you stay at a job that cut your hours in favor of another employee going full time just so that your boss had to look you in the eyes everyday and be reminded of his choices?
March 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Would you stay at a job that cut your hours in favor of another employee going full time just so that your boss had to look you in the eyes everyday and be reminded of his choices?
My daughter told me tonight “don’t tell Auntie but she looks better with her makeup done” 😂
I’m like honey we all do, trust me you’ll discover the magic of filters soon
I’m like honey we all do, trust me you’ll discover the magic of filters soon
March 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My daughter told me tonight “don’t tell Auntie but she looks better with her makeup done” 😂
I’m like honey we all do, trust me you’ll discover the magic of filters soon
I’m like honey we all do, trust me you’ll discover the magic of filters soon
At first I was like, “awww” then I was like “wait a minute… oh lawd”
February 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
At first I was like, “awww” then I was like “wait a minute… oh lawd”
Need help with corporate speak since I work in dentistry and don’t have that background. When doc wants hygiene to run “smooth and functional” what does this mean?
February 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Need help with corporate speak since I work in dentistry and don’t have that background. When doc wants hygiene to run “smooth and functional” what does this mean?
Hope, Love, Joy, Pedce?
December 24, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Hope, Love, Joy, Pedce?
Only the real ones will understand
December 12, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Only the real ones will understand
Somehow this doesn’t make me feel safer as a parent. Wild world we live in…
December 11, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Somehow this doesn’t make me feel safer as a parent. Wild world we live in…
These Facebook ads are getting out of control…
December 11, 2024 at 1:27 AM
These Facebook ads are getting out of control…
Patient quote of the day:
“I like you, I just don’t like what you do” 🫠
“I like you, I just don’t like what you do” 🫠
December 10, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Patient quote of the day:
“I like you, I just don’t like what you do” 🫠
“I like you, I just don’t like what you do” 🫠
I think the wildest thing that’s ever happened to me in dentistry is when a patient asked to see the model night guard and when I gave it to them, they placed it inside their mouth.
December 9, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I think the wildest thing that’s ever happened to me in dentistry is when a patient asked to see the model night guard and when I gave it to them, they placed it inside their mouth.
Fa la la la la la la fuck me…
December 9, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Fa la la la la la la fuck me…
How many junk drawers is too many? Asking for a friend…
December 8, 2024 at 5:50 PM
How many junk drawers is too many? Asking for a friend…
Wish I was still here…
November 18, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Wish I was still here…