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Dr. Kristy
@prophetkristy.bsky.social
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biology professor | planetarium technician | nerd | she/her

when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.
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halp
Two sleeping cats are on my lap, preventing me from getting up to pee or do chores or catch up on grading.
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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HELL YES!!! ✊🏾
Two ladies in hats and sunglasses holding protest signs. One sign reads “EL PUEBLO UNIDO” and the other reads “TRUST SCIENCE”. They are on the side of a road with many other protesters behind them!
October 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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No Kings today was so energizing, even in my small city on the red end of a blue-purple state!! I really needed that top-up of hope.
Two ladies in hats and sunglasses holding protest signs. One sign reads “EL PUEBLO UNIDO” and the other reads “TRUST SCIENCE”. They are on the side of a road with many other protesters behind them!
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Let's also not forget that before the shirtless sword-twirling is this delightful but of business when Miguel is taunting Brody (sir. my panties are melting.)
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Context:
Logo for the 90s TV show seaQuest DSV, with the capital letter Q crossed by a hammerhead shark
August 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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So when I said that I had #seaQuest related shenanigans planned… (hahaha oops) (possibly one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done) (i love it tho)
A blue hammerhead shark from the seaQuest logo tattooed on my forearm. A more distant shot of the blue hammerhead shark from the seaQuest logo tattooed on my forearm.
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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My timeline with the best reply 👋🏽🎤⬇️
Bluesky screenshot: below Hank’s skeet is one from Effin’ Birds where a black bird with a long orange bill proclaims “looks like we’re dealing with a big ol’ turd sandwich”
July 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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My timeline has absolutely the right response to that particular episode (of the show, not the podcast)
WSKRS asks “what are we even doing here anymore?” And Effin’ Birds responds “I cannot process this bullshit”
July 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Well now I can’t drink this.
The prettiest chai I have ever seen with a lovely mandala on cinnamon on top
May 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Many Bothans died to bring us this whiskey
Photo of a store shelf with several boxes of “Bothan lowland single malt scotch whiskey”
May 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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MY BODY IS (not) READY
#andor
Animation of wiggling dinosaur and the unmoving text “*vibrations intensify*
May 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Favourite child. #bloomscrolling
Several deep red columbine flowers with pale pink inner petals and yellow stamens.
May 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Microbiology Professor Life is opening your container of leftover diced tomato to these GORGEOUS aerial hyphae, exclaiming “Oh! Look at you!” and taking a photo before chucking it into the compost.
Close up of diced red tomato. One piece has a fuzzy fringe of mold with tiny dark spores.
February 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Just came across this lovely Nathan Pyle piece and yes. YES. YESSSSSS!
#JOY
one alien has a squishable goo collection. another alien asks why. the first replies, "do you want to examine the logic or the goo?" a montage follows of the aliens playing with colored squishable goo. they conclude with the realization: "existence is finite; joy needs no defense".
January 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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This handsome and majestic creature is now chewing on his toes. #caturday
A brown and black tabby cat with a white face and wonderful whiskers is looking up at something out of frame.
December 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Well played to my skyline! 😅
post from "effin' birds" that says "what the fuck, dude" directly above a post from "debmaluk.bsky.social" showing a chickadee flying chin-first into a seed table
December 18, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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Unrelated but also related! Spreading melty chocolate chips is so oddly satisfying.
Two metal cookie sheets mostly filled with flat amber colored almond toffee. Chocolate chips are scattered atop the toffee. On the nearer batch, a hand holding a metal spatula is spreading the melted chocolate chips.
December 18, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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Every year I am super curious about what is happening on the molecular level when I’m making toffee.
A silver pot on a stove. The pot contains a candy thermometer, a black spoon, and bubbly amber liquid.
December 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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LOL yes actually good

(I was *certain* it would be a Marco Sanchez pic because I am completely normal about that man)
val kilmer sitting on the floor looking pensive. overlaid text reads "w. w. v. k. i. r. g. d.? what would val kilmer in real genius do?"
December 17, 2024 at 5:50 AM
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Moxie will #boop you back #boopsky
a tabby cat looking into the camera with one front paw stretched forward as if she is taking a selfie
December 3, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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Felix is eager to join the #boopsky party!
a slightly blurry closeup of the face of a tabby cat with one green eye and a cute pink nose
December 3, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Permission from Ryan North secured! This bad boy coming to the Digistar Cloud tomorrow 😎
Screen shot of digistar dome view with Orion redrawn as a T. rex. The cartoon from Dinosaur Comics is superimposed on the asterism.
December 1, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Mt. Rainier and the wing of an airplane on a clear day flying into Seattle
November 30, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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🫡
a sea otter floats on its back with paws tucked under its chin
November 6, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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Hallowed be thy Ween! 👻🎃
Me in a vaguely pirate wench costume. A fuzzy pink monkey rides my shoulder.
November 1, 2024 at 4:31 AM