jaaake
@properwicked.bsky.social
just a guy being a dude oscillating between dimensions 😎
as a big brother superfan i have a lot of gripes with this new season, however three days in and ya boy is addicted to the live feeds let me tell you!
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
as a big brother superfan i have a lot of gripes with this new season, however three days in and ya boy is addicted to the live feeds let me tell you!
it's easy being a man of my word, as a man of many words
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
it's easy being a man of my word, as a man of many words
i wish the old man who hangs outside my store who always fishes my empty coke zero can out of the bin would just ask me for it, but i refuse to offer it to him instead of throwing it away because that would be weird
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i wish the old man who hangs outside my store who always fishes my empty coke zero can out of the bin would just ask me for it, but i refuse to offer it to him instead of throwing it away because that would be weird
this curse overwhelms me!
November 11, 2025 at 10:11 AM
this curse overwhelms me!
forgive me for being consumed by boredom
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
forgive me for being consumed by boredom
thought i'd gotten over my propensity for walking weirdly but a lot of my steps today say otherwise
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
thought i'd gotten over my propensity for walking weirdly but a lot of my steps today say otherwise
love to be thought of as self-sufficient, dynamic and committed
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
love to be thought of as self-sufficient, dynamic and committed
they should make the aisles at chemist warehouse even narrower
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
they should make the aisles at chemist warehouse even narrower
made the pussy talk back but didn't like what it had to say :/
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 AM
made the pussy talk back but didn't like what it had to say :/
save me, anon btm host💦, save me!!
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 AM
save me, anon btm host💦, save me!!
it's time to stop feeling sorry for myself and to instead encourage everyone else to feel sorry for me
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
it's time to stop feeling sorry for myself and to instead encourage everyone else to feel sorry for me
was being a sad working class man all morning, but then the nice-armed produce guy who i wish would choke me asked how i was doing and all i could say was "gooood! :)"
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
was being a sad working class man all morning, but then the nice-armed produce guy who i wish would choke me asked how i was doing and all i could say was "gooood! :)"
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just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
just have to get through today then tomorrow then next week then every week
i'm so bored with my wounds
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
i'm so bored with my wounds
i'll tell ya what, there are some serious downsides to being dead amongst the living
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i'll tell ya what, there are some serious downsides to being dead amongst the living
all i want is life beyond the thunderdome
November 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
all i want is life beyond the thunderdome
no one has ever accused me of thinking before i speak and i hope no one ever does
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
no one has ever accused me of thinking before i speak and i hope no one ever does
just spoke to a guy who spoke like a guy who didn't do a lot of speaking
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
just spoke to a guy who spoke like a guy who didn't do a lot of speaking
everyone needs a bigger ass, for their health
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
everyone needs a bigger ass, for their health
placed a couple bets on the inevitability of it all and won big
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
placed a couple bets on the inevitability of it all and won big
my body is a temple for worshippers of everything that's bad for you
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
my body is a temple for worshippers of everything that's bad for you
it'd be a lot easier to go with the flow if i had full control over said flow
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
it'd be a lot easier to go with the flow if i had full control over said flow
there's nothing like sleeping only 12 hours over three days to make you feel like you've only slept 12 hours over three days
November 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
there's nothing like sleeping only 12 hours over three days to make you feel like you've only slept 12 hours over three days