Steve King
@prompt-service.com
Teleprompter operator, actor and lawn bowler; living life unfettered by the tyranny of ambition.
Collector of September mashups...
Collector of September mashups...
Is there a more rigged and corrupt sporting event than the FIFA World Cup ? 🤣🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Is there a more rigged and corrupt sporting event than the FIFA World Cup ? 🤣🤣🤣
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
@timharford.ft.com you’d love this…
Typing error triggers chain of mistakes for Canberra to Sydney Qantas flight
A data-entry mistake by a Qantas employee set off a series of errors that caused a Boeing 737 to take off slower than it should have.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@timharford.ft.com you’d love this…
Migrants, eh?
Coming over here, taking our marmalade.
Coming over here, taking our marmalade.
December 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Migrants, eh?
Coming over here, taking our marmalade.
Coming over here, taking our marmalade.
😆
Narrator: so, it was the brain.
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Fine with me.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fine with me.
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Trump defends Mohammed bin Salman over the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi:
"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."
A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."
A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Trump defends Mohammed bin Salman over the 2018 murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi:
"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."
A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
"A lot of people didn't like that gentleman... Things happen... He knew nothing about it."
A US intelligence report concluded that bin Salman personally "approved an operation" to "kill or capture" Khashoggi.
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"It's a few bad apples..."
Enter, stage right an angry goose:
"How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"
Enter, stage right an angry goose:
"How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"It's a few bad apples..."
Enter, stage right an angry goose:
"How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"
Enter, stage right an angry goose:
"How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"
“Wait…are we the bad guys?
Israeli soldiers stand by a truck used to transport Palestinian detainees, who have been stripped, bound and blindfolded. Photograph: Moti Milrod/AP
Israeli soldiers stand by a truck used to transport Palestinian detainees, who have been stripped, bound and blindfolded. Photograph: Moti Milrod/AP
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
“Wait…are we the bad guys?
Israeli soldiers stand by a truck used to transport Palestinian detainees, who have been stripped, bound and blindfolded. Photograph: Moti Milrod/AP
Israeli soldiers stand by a truck used to transport Palestinian detainees, who have been stripped, bound and blindfolded. Photograph: Moti Milrod/AP
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Well, I know who'll be getting $2 million if I win Lotto tonight.
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Well, I know who'll be getting $2 million if I win Lotto tonight.
But… but… firework sellers’ livelihoods!
'Could've been catastrophic': Arrests after fireworks shot into lawnmower shop
'Could've been catastrophic': Arrests after fireworks shot into lawnmower shop
Two people have been arrested, after fireworks were fired into an Auckland lawnmower shop, injuring people inside.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
But… but… firework sellers’ livelihoods!
You know what would be handy with this story?
A map.
A map.
Large fire in Tongariro National Park, call to avoid area
The blaze has reached 400 hectares, and is uncontrolled and spreading, as firefighters have had to retire for the night. People are advised to avoid the area.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
You know what would be handy with this story?
A map.
A map.
Moe mai rā 😞
Legendary Ngāti Porou filmmaker Lee Tamahori dies
Tamahori made his directorial film debut with the ground-breaking Once Were Warriors.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Moe mai rā 😞
A moment to recognise an important part of New Zealand’s pop music history.
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undefined on Instagram: "audioculturenzRIP Robert Taylor of Dragon.1. The Dragon line-up that toured Body And The Beat. Left to right, Robert Taylor, Todd …"
audioculturenzRIP Robert Taylor of Dragon.1. The Dragon line-up that toured Body And The Beat. Left to right, Robert Taylor, Todd Hunter, Alan Mansfield, Terry Chambers, Marc Hunter, Paul Hewson.2. Robert Taylor in the Union Hall at Victoria University in 1975 - Keith Stewart.AudioCulture is sad to learn of the death of one of New Zealand’s best-known lead guitarists, Robert Taylor – longtime member of Dragon. On the recording of the band’s big hit ‘April Sun in Cuba’ – written by keyboardist Paul Hewson on a broken guitar – it is Taylor who plays the chunky two chords on which the song is based. Taylor joined Dragon at the end of 1974, after the demise of Wellington band Mammal. Nick Bollinger says Taylor brought to the band a “funky swagger...on the band’s next album, Sunshine, Taylor had a hand in songs such as ‘Blacktown Boogie’ and ‘Street Between Your Feet’ which leaned towards funk.” @dragon.official #Dragon #DragonBand
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November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A moment to recognise an important part of New Zealand’s pop music history.
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“Brown said the flyover had sped up morning commutes, BUT HAD ALSO INTRODUCED NEW CHOKE POINTS…”
Yes that tends to be what happens.
“Brown said the flyover had sped up morning commutes, BUT HAD ALSO INTRODUCED NEW CHOKE POINTS…”
Yes that tends to be what happens.
Long queues and baffled drivers: New $152m flyover drives minister mad
Simeon Brown is calling for urgent changes to a new $152 million flyover, saying it has created long evening delays and confusion for motorists.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Hey kids! If you want to know where all the All Blacks get their cool hair dos from- check this out!!
#cliff!!!!!
#cliff!!!!!
Cliff Richard & The Young Ones - Livin' Doll
YouTube video by Comic Relief
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November 3, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Hey kids! If you want to know where all the All Blacks get their cool hair dos from- check this out!!
#cliff!!!!!
#cliff!!!!!
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Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.
10/10, can recommend
Country Life: New book explores rural New Zealand through 100 objects
Country Life: New book explores rural New Zealand through 100 objects
Husband and wife duo Te Radar and Ruth Spencer have recently partnered together on a new book 'Kiwi Country: Rural New Zealand in 100 Objects'.
www.rnz.co.nz
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
10/10, can recommend
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Country Life: New book explores rural New Zealand through 100 objects
Country Life: New book explores rural New Zealand through 100 objects
Husband and wife duo Te Radar and Ruth Spencer have recently partnered together on a new book 'Kiwi Country: Rural New Zealand in 100 Objects'.
www.rnz.co.nz
October 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Country Life: New book explores rural New Zealand through 100 objects
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Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Quite an unfortunate place to drift off into an ellipsis.
