Programancer
@programancer.com
Dev @Retroware
Unapologetic Game Dev lol
🎮 Prison City
🎮 AVGN 8-bit
🔜 TASQ
❤️http://patreon.com/programancer
🚫I'm not your suggestion/idea deposit box
Unapologetic Game Dev lol
🎮 Prison City
🎮 AVGN 8-bit
🔜 TASQ
❤️http://patreon.com/programancer
🚫I'm not your suggestion/idea deposit box
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November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Man hot choccie slaps when it’s 10 below freezing
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Man hot choccie slaps when it’s 10 below freezing
I don’t think I’ve seen the weather “fuck Autumn, it’s Winter now” harder than it just did
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I don’t think I’ve seen the weather “fuck Autumn, it’s Winter now” harder than it just did
Final Fantasy 2 is a bit better than 1, I think- but it's very obtuse and empty ;-;
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Final Fantasy 2 is a bit better than 1, I think- but it's very obtuse and empty ;-;
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29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
29 long years have passed since I founded the emulation archive, Zophar's Domain, on 11.9.96. To this very day, the site still stands as a testament to an era that never actually disappeared but continues to live in the hearts of retrogamers all over the word. Emulation Forever!
Fuck the snow forever
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Fuck the snow forever
The worst part about making games and being very open about the process is that it's insufferable when people constantly bring up a game that you have said ad nauseum is on hold for a bit because of other things
Nobody is entitled to my time and energy folks, especially when it's my sacrifice lol
Nobody is entitled to my time and energy folks, especially when it's my sacrifice lol
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The worst part about making games and being very open about the process is that it's insufferable when people constantly bring up a game that you have said ad nauseum is on hold for a bit because of other things
Nobody is entitled to my time and energy folks, especially when it's my sacrifice lol
Nobody is entitled to my time and energy folks, especially when it's my sacrifice lol
What is debt peenage please explain
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
What is debt peenage please explain
Coca Cola can sucola my cocacock
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Coca Cola can sucola my cocacock
Pushing a boulder up a hill ain’t got nothin on blowing leaves in autumn.
November 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Pushing a boulder up a hill ain’t got nothin on blowing leaves in autumn.
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Prison City & Iron Meat coming via LRG
October 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Prison City & Iron Meat coming via LRG
You can’t convince me that the Secret Invasion series wasn’t written by AI
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
You can’t convince me that the Secret Invasion series wasn’t written by AI
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Francis Ford Coppola has never been the kind of broke where he's had a doctor tell him that if he keeps eating dollar store ramen cups for every meal every single day for months on end his heart will actively explode and it shows.
October 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Francis Ford Coppola has never been the kind of broke where he's had a doctor tell him that if he keeps eating dollar store ramen cups for every meal every single day for months on end his heart will actively explode and it shows.
I wish I could be this kind of broke- I've only experienced being poor people broke in which selling most of your prized belongings barely gets you half of a month's rent
October 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I wish I could be this kind of broke- I've only experienced being poor people broke in which selling most of your prized belongings barely gets you half of a month's rent
Replaying FF1, and I've forgotten just how bad the dungeons are in all of the NES Final Fantasy games. It's a whole lot of "fuck you" time waster paths and doors
October 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Replaying FF1, and I've forgotten just how bad the dungeons are in all of the NES Final Fantasy games. It's a whole lot of "fuck you" time waster paths and doors
If I were a comic book villain I’d probably make my costume something very unpleasant to look at. Like maybe a bunch or florescent colors in one of those optical illusion patterns. Seems like that would be more effective than a nice looking costume with my initials on them
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If I were a comic book villain I’d probably make my costume something very unpleasant to look at. Like maybe a bunch or florescent colors in one of those optical illusion patterns. Seems like that would be more effective than a nice looking costume with my initials on them
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Once Upon a Katamari courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway closes on Oct 27th, 6:30 PM PT
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
Game is $32.97 on Gamesplanet w/ code KATAMARI buff.ly/j4qOsMG
The lack of any sort of object permanence reminds me of babies under 6 months old. Other than the multitude of other major real world and experience problems, this is one of the biggest ones that will always prevent this garbage from ever being viable in this capacity lol
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The lack of any sort of object permanence reminds me of babies under 6 months old. Other than the multitude of other major real world and experience problems, this is one of the biggest ones that will always prevent this garbage from ever being viable in this capacity lol
Imagine buying an official artbook and you get garbage slop upscaling because they're ashamed of the classic pixelated portraits
80.lv/articles/new...
80.lv/articles/new...
New Mortal Kombat Artbook Crtiticized for Seemingly Using AI Upscaling
And not particularly good upscaling at that.
80.lv
October 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Imagine buying an official artbook and you get garbage slop upscaling because they're ashamed of the classic pixelated portraits
80.lv/articles/new...
80.lv/articles/new...
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UPDATE!!
#AVGN8Bit is out now across all platforms! The latest adventure featuring the Angry Video Game Nerd
#Cinemassacre, from @retroware.bsky.social, @programancer.com and @megacatstudios.bsky.social
check out the review in the repost below.
#AVGN8Bit is out now across all platforms! The latest adventure featuring the Angry Video Game Nerd
#Cinemassacre, from @retroware.bsky.social, @programancer.com and @megacatstudios.bsky.social
check out the review in the repost below.
New Piece is LIVE
Angry Video Game Nerd 8-Bit for #Steam (also coming to consoles), an 8-Bit throwback run and gun platform adventure that feels like an interactive #AVGN episode from @retroware.bsky.social, @programancer.com and @megacatstudios.bsky.social
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Angry Video Game Nerd 8-Bit for #Steam (also coming to consoles), an 8-Bit throwback run and gun platform adventure that feels like an interactive #AVGN episode from @retroware.bsky.social, @programancer.com and @megacatstudios.bsky.social
wkohakumedia.com/2025/10/07/a...
Angry Video Game Nerd 8-Bit – Steam Review
Overview – developed by Programancer and Mega Cat Studios in collaboration with publisher Retroware, The Angry Video Game Nerd 8-Bit is the latest adventure starring the foul mouthed internet game …
wkohakumedia.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
UPDATE!!
#AVGN8Bit is out now across all platforms! The latest adventure featuring the Angry Video Game Nerd
#Cinemassacre, from @retroware.bsky.social, @programancer.com and @megacatstudios.bsky.social
check out the review in the repost below.
#AVGN8Bit is out now across all platforms! The latest adventure featuring the Angry Video Game Nerd
#Cinemassacre, from @retroware.bsky.social, @programancer.com and @megacatstudios.bsky.social
check out the review in the repost below.
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It’s out, it’s fun, it’s got The Nerd™, so what are you waiting for? 🤣 By the awesome and ever talented @programancer.com, if you like action platformers with a classic lean, then give this one a go!
Save 10% on Angry Video Game Nerd 8-bit on Steam
The Angry Video Game Nerd is back in 8-bits! Battle through frantic platforming levels, defeat classic AVGN bosses, and save all of gaming from a corrupted monstrosity.
store.steampowered.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It’s out, it’s fun, it’s got The Nerd™, so what are you waiting for? 🤣 By the awesome and ever talented @programancer.com, if you like action platformers with a classic lean, then give this one a go!
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idk why people insist on sadposting in the replies but i need you to know that when that happens i am physically restraining myself from replying with the big ol' giant facebook thumbs up
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
idk why people insist on sadposting in the replies but i need you to know that when that happens i am physically restraining myself from replying with the big ol' giant facebook thumbs up