@santaclaus.social Fuck you, you've ruined Christmas once again.

I said Apple iPad, not this cheap Xiaomi crap.

- Prof Harvey P.

You know what, up yours @chrisrea.bsky.social - you drive to mine this year.

Merry Christmas.

- Prof Harvey Pearson.

If there's one thing I disagree on most vehemently with @vicderbyshire.bsky.social is that Derbyshire is the best county in Blighty.

It's not, grow up, and grow a pair.

It's Suffolk, the heart and soul of our borders. One up the Suffolk Sunners, one up Suffolk Cider.

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social Hi I have a story that needs coverage. I have a Dobs. scope and have accidently seen my neighbour watching live BBC tv. Ive also accidently opened his recent misposted bank statement and have noticed no charge to the BBC. Happy to send more but keep to this private channel.

I have just heard Dermot O'Leary smashed a guests priceless pottery pot on This Morning. Two thoughts:

1. If that was my pot, he'd been on the floor
2. Sack him for damaging guest goods @dermotoleary.bsky.social

just watching Daily Politics and noticed Andrew Marr isn't on anymore.

Why? Another instance of the MSM shooting itself in the foot????

@TheoPaphitis embarrassing being chancellor of Solent, in the academic circles this is widely accepted as an establishment for hopeful leisure centre workers!

Happy to step in for your role on Dragons Den, business isn't your strong point.

And why aren't the yellow labels on at Tesco yet again? Do better or you'll be hearing from Mo and Lenny (names for my jab and left hook) @tescoofficial.bsky.social