Desmond.Sycamore.
@profdessycamore.bsky.social
Archaeology professor, researcher, and single father.
I didn't make this account and I can't delete it. (PARODY)
I didn't make this account and I can't delete it. (PARODY)
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Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening.
My daughter messed up with my IPad, and now I unfortunately have this account.
Can someone tell me what a skibidi is?
My daughter messed up with my IPad, and now I unfortunately have this account.
Can someone tell me what a skibidi is?
Honestly, the fact that Targent is here worries me. I must protect my family no matter what.
The situation is not great.
The situation is not great.
May 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Honestly, the fact that Targent is here worries me. I must protect my family no matter what.
The situation is not great.
The situation is not great.
I apologise for my absence but I'm pretty busy due to work.
Also why targent is following me.
Also why targent is following me.
May 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I apologise for my absence but I'm pretty busy due to work.
Also why targent is following me.
Also why targent is following me.
My daughter gifted me a shirt that says "Trans-Parent" with a ghost on it.
And I'm the one who makes the 'terrible puns'
And I'm the one who makes the 'terrible puns'
March 29, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My daughter gifted me a shirt that says "Trans-Parent" with a ghost on it.
And I'm the one who makes the 'terrible puns'
And I'm the one who makes the 'terrible puns'
Good grief... another me.
March 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Good grief... another me.
Today, I discovered that my daughter wrote things with my account.
Can someone tell me how to put a password on the Ipad?
Can someone tell me how to put a password on the Ipad?
March 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Today, I discovered that my daughter wrote things with my account.
Can someone tell me how to put a password on the Ipad?
Can someone tell me how to put a password on the Ipad?
Dad fell asleep, and I was able to steal his Ipad and look here!! Ask me everything☺️
-T
-T
March 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Dad fell asleep, and I was able to steal his Ipad and look here!! Ask me everything☺️
-T
-T
I just want to ask you something: why do you want me to suffer.
I hope everybody is looking forward to our upcoming entries for Inazuma Eleven, Fantasy Life, and Professor Layton! I plan to post minor updates regarding the aforementioned titles.
March 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I just want to ask you something: why do you want me to suffer.
I miss my wife
March 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I miss my wife
I was one before the collective egg-splosion
March 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I was one before the collective egg-splosion
My students said that we should all get this thing.
Can someone please explain this?
Can someone please explain this?
March 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My students said that we should all get this thing.
Can someone please explain this?
Can someone please explain this?
I am sorry for kidnapping you.
In light of recent developments, Clark and i just want to announce our absolute support for any of you just now discovering your identity! You're 100% valid and loved <3 #pride #loveislove
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I am sorry for kidnapping you.
Rate my house (don't mind the texture pack, that's my daughter's)
March 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Rate my house (don't mind the texture pack, that's my daughter's)
I didn't hear anything about this womanifying beam before... I guess it is a timeline thing, but good for them. I support cracking the egg 🏳️⚧️.
March 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I didn't hear anything about this womanifying beam before... I guess it is a timeline thing, but good for them. I support cracking the egg 🏳️⚧️.
Just because I'm not a gamer, it doesn't mean that I don't have skills.
March 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just because I'm not a gamer, it doesn't mean that I don't have skills.
My daughter wanted to teach me how to play minecraft.
She's mad at me because I accidentally made 36 buttons, and now I have no wood.
She's mad at me because I accidentally made 36 buttons, and now I have no wood.
March 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My daughter wanted to teach me how to play minecraft.
She's mad at me because I accidentally made 36 buttons, and now I have no wood.
She's mad at me because I accidentally made 36 buttons, and now I have no wood.
Apparently, a child version of me? Or from another timeline? (I am truly sorry this is still confusing, and I have not realized it yet) is following me.
I have no words.
I have no words.
March 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Apparently, a child version of me? Or from another timeline? (I am truly sorry this is still confusing, and I have not realized it yet) is following me.
I have no words.
I have no words.
A...another one?
March 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
A...another one?
Not even an hour in this place, and I already have a headache by reading all these unrealistic stuff about time travelling and multiverse theories.
Plus, there's even someone who's trying to pass as me here.
Plus, there's even someone who's trying to pass as me here.
March 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Not even an hour in this place, and I already have a headache by reading all these unrealistic stuff about time travelling and multiverse theories.
Plus, there's even someone who's trying to pass as me here.
Plus, there's even someone who's trying to pass as me here.
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening.
My daughter messed up with my IPad, and now I unfortunately have this account.
Can someone tell me what a skibidi is?
My daughter messed up with my IPad, and now I unfortunately have this account.
Can someone tell me what a skibidi is?
March 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening.
My daughter messed up with my IPad, and now I unfortunately have this account.
Can someone tell me what a skibidi is?
My daughter messed up with my IPad, and now I unfortunately have this account.
Can someone tell me what a skibidi is?