Spencer of Procyon Bytes
@procyonbytes.bsky.social
Come for my bytes of nerd life, stay to watch me slip into insanity. Or find inner peace. Maybe they're the same thing. Let's find out together
Imma say it, TikTok had become a garbage app that was 70% ads and made it difficult to enjoy my friends content anyway. I'll miss y'all, but I feel like I'm coming out of this with a betterment for my mental health.
January 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Imma say it, TikTok had become a garbage app that was 70% ads and made it difficult to enjoy my friends content anyway. I'll miss y'all, but I feel like I'm coming out of this with a betterment for my mental health.
Sometimes you just gotta take a midnight shower in the darkness
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Sometimes you just gotta take a midnight shower in the darkness
Imma be honest with you all, I prefer the phrase "peen-nips" over "dick nipples"
January 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Imma be honest with you all, I prefer the phrase "peen-nips" over "dick nipples"
Guys guys guys, remember when Goofy f-ing DIED. That was peak.
January 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Guys guys guys, remember when Goofy f-ing DIED. That was peak.
Henceforth I will be referring to "Breakfast at Tiffany's" as "BrAT"
January 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Henceforth I will be referring to "Breakfast at Tiffany's" as "BrAT"
"Nothing in his belly button but knives and lint"
January 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"Nothing in his belly button but knives and lint"
Thinking of something nasty this morning.
#magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #discard #rude #tcg #mtg
#magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #discard #rude #tcg #mtg
January 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Thinking of something nasty this morning.
#magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #discard #rude #tcg #mtg
#magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #discard #rude #tcg #mtg
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I can't believe they named it Zootopia 2 and not Zootwopia
January 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I can't believe they named it Zootopia 2 and not Zootwopia
Somebody tell me why "treenitz" has been stuck in my head all day.
January 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Somebody tell me why "treenitz" has been stuck in my head all day.
New number, new me.
January 1, 2025 at 1:03 PM
New number, new me.
Naturally we called our stuff "May-o-nnaise"
December 16, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Naturally we called our stuff "May-o-nnaise"
Wizard's should make a Magic: The Gathering game called "The Fblthp Parable" where you wander around looking for purpose and you somehow keep ending up on different planes.
December 15, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Wizard's should make a Magic: The Gathering game called "The Fblthp Parable" where you wander around looking for purpose and you somehow keep ending up on different planes.
Ah ish, now the drones are near me...
December 14, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Ah ish, now the drones are near me...
How my homies in Jersey doing with all these drones?
December 13, 2024 at 10:29 PM
How my homies in Jersey doing with all these drones?
P1P1 for this dumb cube I've been putting together.
December 13, 2024 at 2:48 PM
P1P1 for this dumb cube I've been putting together.
The absolute worst thing in the world is going to pee in the middle of the night while my electric toothbrush is charging. Dear blinking green light, STFU.
December 13, 2024 at 3:23 AM
The absolute worst thing in the world is going to pee in the middle of the night while my electric toothbrush is charging. Dear blinking green light, STFU.
The energy I'm expecting from Aetherdrift. #magicthegathering
December 11, 2024 at 6:11 PM
The energy I'm expecting from Aetherdrift. #magicthegathering
Being 31 I'm now tormented by not knowing what this bird is I hear singing each night.
SING WHEN IM RECORDING DAMNIT
SING WHEN IM RECORDING DAMNIT
December 11, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Being 31 I'm now tormented by not knowing what this bird is I hear singing each night.
SING WHEN IM RECORDING DAMNIT
SING WHEN IM RECORDING DAMNIT
The year is 2064 and we're explaining to children why "Like a Prayer" is our national anthem, and Pepé the King Prawn is our flag.
December 11, 2024 at 12:26 AM
The year is 2064 and we're explaining to children why "Like a Prayer" is our national anthem, and Pepé the King Prawn is our flag.
Still waiting for The Dave Matthews Band to release Cresh, Crish, Crosh or Crysh
December 8, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Still waiting for The Dave Matthews Band to release Cresh, Crish, Crosh or Crysh
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When they drop the 3rd board wipe.
December 5, 2024 at 12:15 PM
When they drop the 3rd board wipe.
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In this
┏┓ house
┃┃╱╲ we
┃╱╱╲╲ love
╱╱╭╮╲╲ and
▔▏┗┛▕▔ protect
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
Loot, Exuberant Explorer
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕
#MTGFoundations
#MTGAmbassador
┏┓ house
┃┃╱╲ we
┃╱╱╲╲ love
╱╱╭╮╲╲ and
▔▏┗┛▕▔ protect
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
Loot, Exuberant Explorer
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕
#MTGFoundations
#MTGAmbassador
December 4, 2024 at 8:20 AM
In this
┏┓ house
┃┃╱╲ we
┃╱╱╲╲ love
╱╱╭╮╲╲ and
▔▏┗┛▕▔ protect
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
Loot, Exuberant Explorer
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕
#MTGFoundations
#MTGAmbassador
┏┓ house
┃┃╱╲ we
┃╱╱╲╲ love
╱╱╭╮╲╲ and
▔▏┗┛▕▔ protect
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
Loot, Exuberant Explorer
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕
#MTGFoundations
#MTGAmbassador
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shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
LGS had singles for 20% off. Good day for magic.
December 1, 2024 at 9:52 PM
LGS had singles for 20% off. Good day for magic.
I'm desperately trying to make the guy work as a commander, but I don't want it to just be "creature enters and deals damage" I've been eyeing up @rachelweeks.bsky.social list, but I can't get behind just doing someone else's list. I'm not against stickers though. #magicthegathering
November 30, 2024 at 3:01 AM
I'm desperately trying to make the guy work as a commander, but I don't want it to just be "creature enters and deals damage" I've been eyeing up @rachelweeks.bsky.social list, but I can't get behind just doing someone else's list. I'm not against stickers though. #magicthegathering