A Cornucopia of Monty
@probablymonty.bsky.social
math doer, Duck cheerer, video game enjoyer
this is a huge bummer. we JUST canceled this service and I no longer have the opportunity to cancel it again
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
this is a huge bummer. we JUST canceled this service and I no longer have the opportunity to cancel it again
what a week! tgif, am I right?
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
what a week! tgif, am I right?
Hey, you know what? Go ducks.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hey, you know what? Go ducks.
I’m gonna say something that I essentially can never say as a fan of the Oregon Ducks:
Minnesota, your court is a little garish
Minnesota, your court is a little garish
November 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m gonna say something that I essentially can never say as a fan of the Oregon Ducks:
Minnesota, your court is a little garish
Minnesota, your court is a little garish
I have a lot of Nike products and find them generally to be good quality and to last a long time, which is why I was pretty surprised to find that their Everyday Socks are reprehensible garbage
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I have a lot of Nike products and find them generally to be good quality and to last a long time, which is why I was pretty surprised to find that their Everyday Socks are reprehensible garbage
a worthy new entry into the “The way out of this crisis? It’s buying my product!” canon of ceo statements
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
If You 'Don't Want To Be Stranded' Buy A Backup Ticket On A Different Airline, Says Frontier CEO
It's completely unheard of that an airline executive would ever suggest spending money with a competitor.
www.yahoo.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
a worthy new entry into the “The way out of this crisis? It’s buying my product!” canon of ceo statements
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
me, holding up a TI-83, visibly sweating: “how many humans do you know who can take the sine of 92 in both degrees or radians? or find the natural logarithm of 28? please give me all the money you have”
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
me, holding up a TI-83, visibly sweating: “how many humans do you know who can take the sine of 92 in both degrees or radians? or find the natural logarithm of 28? please give me all the money you have”
really enjoyed pointing and laughing at the lawn signs for the school board candidate endorsed by Moms for Liberty this morning (he lost bad)
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
really enjoyed pointing and laughing at the lawn signs for the school board candidate endorsed by Moms for Liberty this morning (he lost bad)
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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It's sad that no one has stopped to consider how this will impact the future women Cuomo will harass!
Were he in office, they sue for the state's huge allocation for his harassment payouts. Now those damages will come from his much smaller personal wealth. So callous!
Were he in office, they sue for the state's huge allocation for his harassment payouts. Now those damages will come from his much smaller personal wealth. So callous!
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It's sad that no one has stopped to consider how this will impact the future women Cuomo will harass!
Were he in office, they sue for the state's huge allocation for his harassment payouts. Now those damages will come from his much smaller personal wealth. So callous!
Were he in office, they sue for the state's huge allocation for his harassment payouts. Now those damages will come from his much smaller personal wealth. So callous!
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Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
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more like Losesome Earle-Sears send skeet
"We're talking about Tech, by the way; saw the game this past Friday - go 'Hoos!" - Winsome Earle-Sears bluevirginia.us/2025/09/very...
September 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
more like Losesome Earle-Sears send skeet
this sticker I found on a locker in my local gym isn’t remarkable per se, but the context of the gym being in suburban Cleveland OH *is* remarkable. guess I have to use locker #10 forever, I don’t make the rules
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
this sticker I found on a locker in my local gym isn’t remarkable per se, but the context of the gym being in suburban Cleveland OH *is* remarkable. guess I have to use locker #10 forever, I don’t make the rules
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In case you think this is a joke
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In case you think this is a joke
new idea regarding daylight savings: every fall, we set our clocks back, but then every spring, we also set our clocks back. it feels great, let’s keep this train rolling
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
new idea regarding daylight savings: every fall, we set our clocks back, but then every spring, we also set our clocks back. it feels great, let’s keep this train rolling
trying to imagine being in the upper deck of the stadium and, like, having to wait in a super long line to get to my car
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
trying to imagine being in the upper deck of the stadium and, like, having to wait in a super long line to get to my car
if I was a blue jay I would simply hit a home run
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
if I was a blue jay I would simply hit a home run
I think Matt Rhule looks like an English bulldog that has been turned human by magic spell. To be clear, this isn’t an insult, it’s just descriptive
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I think Matt Rhule looks like an English bulldog that has been turned human by magic spell. To be clear, this isn’t an insult, it’s just descriptive
I think what I’ve learned from the last day on the TL is that I am the only person who still uses Sling to watch college football?
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I think what I’ve learned from the last day on the TL is that I am the only person who still uses Sling to watch college football?
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Happy Halloween!
“not a DOLLAR over 900K, and that’s non-negotiable”
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
“not a DOLLAR over 900K, and that’s non-negotiable”