Keegan
probablykeegan.bsky.social
Keegan
@probablykeegan.bsky.social
escaped to the UK's largest open-air prison (London)
what stage of grief is this
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I genuinely think before anyone joins social media for the first time they should be required to read a thread from 4chan demonstrating how quickly a bunch of strangers can track down your physical location by comparing the tile in the background of your selfies to a 6-year old google earth image
August 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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this still makes me giggle uncontrollably
July 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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You are a helpful chatbot. You will answer questions politely and ad accurately as you can. However you will occasionally slip in a reference to a “cool, refreshing Coca Cola” and suggest the user buy one of the new flavours to help with their problem.
July 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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game conferences
June 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Short write-up about how I got xAI to briefly add "white genocide" stuff back into Grok's system prompt.
smol.news/p/the-utter-...
The Utter Flimsiness of xAI’s Processes
xAI's was happy to put "white genocide" stuff back into Grok's system prompt without second thought.
smol.news
May 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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this is you btw
March 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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We tried out the new productivity app Touch Grass, which just came out for iOS. It blocks apps of your choosing and only unblocks them after you take a picture of your hand literally touching grass.
March 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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👋 Hey BlueSky!

We're @warwickspeed.run , and annually we host WASD, the UK's largest student-run speedrunning event!

We've raised over £10,000 for @specialeffect.bsky.social charity, who help put fun and inclusion back into the lives of everyone, regardless of disability.

More posts to follow! 🏃
February 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I want to share my experience today with Google support, trying to get Gemini (their AI/plagiarism machine) turned off in my Google workspace account. That account is where I personally do all my work communication—I am an editor, and most of my work contracts explicitly ban any use of Generative AI
January 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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i'm losing it
January 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Here’s an insider report on what’s going on behind the scenes to bring Internet Archive services online: www.reddit.com/r/internetar...
October 19, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong

tech CEOs: let's add it to every product
May 31, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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What the chicken nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM:
August 25, 2023 at 1:56 AM