Ben and Alex
@probablyaparent.bsky.social
Just two parents who love the world. Here if you need us. We are also the unofficial #FROM historians.
Kid walks in and hands me a piece of his handlebars, which is not great because they were in one piece when he started practicing his bar spins a little bit ago. Gotta call Mongoose Friday for a warranty redemption.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Kid walks in and hands me a piece of his handlebars, which is not great because they were in one piece when he started practicing his bar spins a little bit ago. Gotta call Mongoose Friday for a warranty redemption.
Got our tickets September 21st. Our kids were too young when Glass Onion came out and now they're rabid Benoit Blanc fans who keeping asking if it is time to head to the theatre fully knowing it is actually tomorrow. Thank you for the opportunity to be cool parents for once.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Got our tickets September 21st. Our kids were too young when Glass Onion came out and now they're rabid Benoit Blanc fans who keeping asking if it is time to head to the theatre fully knowing it is actually tomorrow. Thank you for the opportunity to be cool parents for once.
A reminder that Stranger Things season 5, episodes 1-4, releases tomorrow, Wednesday November 26th @ 5pm ET/8pm PT. Run time for first for is just over four and a half hours, so be prepared to stay up past midnight East Coasters.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
A reminder that Stranger Things season 5, episodes 1-4, releases tomorrow, Wednesday November 26th @ 5pm ET/8pm PT. Run time for first for is just over four and a half hours, so be prepared to stay up past midnight East Coasters.
"Who else loves these?" Statistically, most movie goers at their times of releasing and quite a few people since.
Cheap engagement BS. Scrape the barrel some more, you're not quite to splinters.
Cheap engagement BS. Scrape the barrel some more, you're not quite to splinters.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"Who else loves these?" Statistically, most movie goers at their times of releasing and quite a few people since.
Cheap engagement BS. Scrape the barrel some more, you're not quite to splinters.
Cheap engagement BS. Scrape the barrel some more, you're not quite to splinters.
Saw THOT SQUAD live last night and it was one of the best shows of my life. She and her producer (and husband) Ben really bring an incredible live energy that is pure, raw fun.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Saw THOT SQUAD live last night and it was one of the best shows of my life. She and her producer (and husband) Ben really bring an incredible live energy that is pure, raw fun.
To the BMW driver doing 100mph in a school zone that did this after I shot them a dirty look.
I shall never recover from your playground insult, my life is over.
Enjoy your ticket, I know you missed the cop because you were too busy doing this dumb shit.
I shall never recover from your playground insult, my life is over.
Enjoy your ticket, I know you missed the cop because you were too busy doing this dumb shit.
November 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
To the BMW driver doing 100mph in a school zone that did this after I shot them a dirty look.
I shall never recover from your playground insult, my life is over.
Enjoy your ticket, I know you missed the cop because you were too busy doing this dumb shit.
I shall never recover from your playground insult, my life is over.
Enjoy your ticket, I know you missed the cop because you were too busy doing this dumb shit.
This ad popped up and I was disappointed the ONN was not Onion News Network.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This ad popped up and I was disappointed the ONN was not Onion News Network.
Parenting in a nutshell.
November 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Parenting in a nutshell.
Okay, bud, they're your fingers.
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Okay, bud, they're your fingers.
This dipshit got all the money in the world and he still didn't have the common sense to subtract one from his fivehead ass face when he got his hair implants.
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This dipshit got all the money in the world and he still didn't have the common sense to subtract one from his fivehead ass face when he got his hair implants.
Happy 13th birthday, Funk.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy 13th birthday, Funk.
Happy Halloween from Mr. and Mrs. Incredible.
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Happy Halloween from Mr. and Mrs. Incredible.
Okay, which one of you made the Shayne Topp "White @ifycomedy.com" gif.
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Okay, which one of you made the Shayne Topp "White @ifycomedy.com" gif.
Define "Perfect Ending?"
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Define "Perfect Ending?"
What else is in teaches of Peaches? Gonna find out next year.
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What else is in teaches of Peaches? Gonna find out next year.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
WHAT IS HAPPENING
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
October 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire.
It's my desire.
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire.
It's my desire.
Holy fuck boys, we found ourselves at quite the show.
October 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Holy fuck boys, we found ourselves at quite the show.
Emerging from the long gray fog of cancer & I got approval from my medical team to start a regular workout plan to both improve my health & then work to maintain it.
How come everything wants me to be "JACKED" or only offers comical options for training?
What if I just wanna be healthy?
How come everything wants me to be "JACKED" or only offers comical options for training?
What if I just wanna be healthy?
October 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Emerging from the long gray fog of cancer & I got approval from my medical team to start a regular workout plan to both improve my health & then work to maintain it.
How come everything wants me to be "JACKED" or only offers comical options for training?
What if I just wanna be healthy?
How come everything wants me to be "JACKED" or only offers comical options for training?
What if I just wanna be healthy?
Was not expecting the wonderful @bjcolangelo.bsky.social to cameo on the second episode of @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social!
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Was not expecting the wonderful @bjcolangelo.bsky.social to cameo on the second episode of @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social!
It's our wedding anniversary weekend.
We continued a tradition and saw Kyle Kinane live at the Paramount. (Bonus Olive photo bomb in a photo)
We continued a tradition and saw Kyle Kinane live at the Paramount. (Bonus Olive photo bomb in a photo)
September 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It's our wedding anniversary weekend.
We continued a tradition and saw Kyle Kinane live at the Paramount. (Bonus Olive photo bomb in a photo)
We continued a tradition and saw Kyle Kinane live at the Paramount. (Bonus Olive photo bomb in a photo)
Thot Squad ( @blvck-bunnie.bsky.social) is coming to Denver on November 21st.
Qveen Herby due for that tour announcement soon too. Y'all make sure you're staying cultured in oppressive times.
Qveen Herby due for that tour announcement soon too. Y'all make sure you're staying cultured in oppressive times.
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Thot Squad ( @blvck-bunnie.bsky.social) is coming to Denver on November 21st.
Qveen Herby due for that tour announcement soon too. Y'all make sure you're staying cultured in oppressive times.
Qveen Herby due for that tour announcement soon too. Y'all make sure you're staying cultured in oppressive times.
Spent the weekend with Alex sealing our elderly neighbors windows. There were some truly incredible gaps from improper installation and maintenance allowing for a solid leak anytime there was significant rainfall or snow melt. For 20 years, people just kept putting on more caulk. Do better, world.
September 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Spent the weekend with Alex sealing our elderly neighbors windows. There were some truly incredible gaps from improper installation and maintenance allowing for a solid leak anytime there was significant rainfall or snow melt. For 20 years, people just kept putting on more caulk. Do better, world.
We toured the Daniels & Fisher Tower today while on a tour with Historic Denver and it was incredible.
September 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We toured the Daniels & Fisher Tower today while on a tour with Historic Denver and it was incredible.