Lanie Parks
@prncessmrtypnts.bsky.social
She’s a phony, but she’s a real phony.
GO BILLS 🦬
GO BILLS 🦬
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Lanie Parks
@prncessmrtypnts.bsky.social
· Feb 27
So blessed to live in the time of Josh Allen and light blue Gatorade
Give me indie sleaze or give me death. I’m so sick of in not being 2014.
June 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Give me indie sleaze or give me death. I’m so sick of in not being 2014.
Watched ‘Mountainhead’ today and I may never recover 😳
June 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Watched ‘Mountainhead’ today and I may never recover 😳
‘Scream Queens’ was abysmally underrated
June 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
‘Scream Queens’ was abysmally underrated
If we’re brining back overt misogyny, we also need to bring back quaaludes.
May 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If we’re brining back overt misogyny, we also need to bring back quaaludes.
I’m shook that Stassi stayed with Patrick as long as she did 😳 #vanderpumprules
May 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I’m shook that Stassi stayed with Patrick as long as she did 😳 #vanderpumprules
God bless me, it’s fuckin summa
May 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
God bless me, it’s fuckin summa
So, I actually did save hundreds today by switching to Progressive
May 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
So, I actually did save hundreds today by switching to Progressive
Just stood at the wrong Starbucks for 20 minutes waiting for my coffee. The day can only go up from here 👍🏻
May 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Just stood at the wrong Starbucks for 20 minutes waiting for my coffee. The day can only go up from here 👍🏻
Let’s give a round of applause for the downfall of Jesse Solomon #summerhouse
May 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Let’s give a round of applause for the downfall of Jesse Solomon #summerhouse
I want Lexi to stay on #SummerHouse and for them to rotate the older cast out with some new people. I love the OGs, but the young, party vibes are not what they used to be.
April 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I want Lexi to stay on #SummerHouse and for them to rotate the older cast out with some new people. I love the OGs, but the young, party vibes are not what they used to be.
Post gym, lay on couch, cat in arms, watch Vampire Diaries, take nap >
March 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Post gym, lay on couch, cat in arms, watch Vampire Diaries, take nap >
I miss when veneers weren’t a thing
March 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I miss when veneers weren’t a thing
It’s 65 degrees out in Buffalo and my knees are OUTSIDE
March 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s 65 degrees out in Buffalo and my knees are OUTSIDE
I thought I needed beta-blockers. Turns out I actually needed some sunshine and exercise.
March 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I thought I needed beta-blockers. Turns out I actually needed some sunshine and exercise.
Brb, just having a quick cry while watching the Lilo & Stitch live action trailer.
March 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Brb, just having a quick cry while watching the Lilo & Stitch live action trailer.
Seeing Lucius Malfoy’s dick was def not on my 2025 Bingo card
March 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Seeing Lucius Malfoy’s dick was def not on my 2025 Bingo card
As a society we committed too hard to Bluetooth headphones.
March 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
As a society we committed too hard to Bluetooth headphones.
Sleep is so peaceful under the glow of the Roku City
March 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Sleep is so peaceful under the glow of the Roku City
Bout to start wearing my sunglasses to Planet Fitness 😎💪🏼
March 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bout to start wearing my sunglasses to Planet Fitness 😎💪🏼
So blessed to live in the time of Josh Allen and light blue Gatorade
February 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So blessed to live in the time of Josh Allen and light blue Gatorade