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✨The Prismatic Bard✨
@prismaticbard.bsky.social
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✨28 | She/They | Lesbian | Critter | Crafter | Sultry Scribe | ASL Interpreter✨🏳️‍🌈🔞

📖: The Entanglement of Rival Wizards - Sara Raasch
🎧: dreading starting Onyx Storm - Rebecca Yarros [Graphic Audio]✨
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My running work out viewing for today 😌✨
Steve Rogers and Sam Wilson running past the Washington monument
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Yall the Thjazi/Thimble smut already exists and we’re only going to be the better for it.
A blurb about a book called Tales from the Orc Chasm about a fairy riding an orc’s ding dong like Sandy on the Alaskan Bull Worm’s tongue
October 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I did a thing! 🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️✨
A woman wearing large black sunglasses and a pink running vest holding up a 5k finisher medal A woman posing in front of a mission-style archway
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Okay okay okay it’s the next day so I can post about it now, I got to interpret some pretty cool stuff this weekend y’all 🥰
Poster posing with Neil Newbon, who is posing like his character Astarion Poster post with Theo Solomon, who has his arm around her and his head tilted against hers A wide shot of a stage with the cast of Baldur’s Gate 3, and a sign language interpreter (the poster) standing to the left of the shot Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Bettany on a screen in the background, with a sign language interpreter (the poster) in the foreground
September 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Nnnnnnyoom⚡️
A screenshot of a workout on the Apple fitness app. The poster ran a total of 1.91 miles at a 15:30/mile pace.
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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✨b i t e✨
Adam Driver’s left nipple
September 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Best shot of the night 😍

#OogieBoogieBash #ScarletWitch
A woman dressed the scarlet witch with a red magic orb photoshopped between her hands
September 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Agatha, to a woman who’s just wearing a red dress and minding her business: What are you supposed to be? A fake Wanda? A Fonda???

Me: *appears*

Agatha: 😒 Oh
Poster dressed as the Scarlet Witch with Agatha Hark was making a face in the background Poster dressed at the Scarlet Witch, gesturing magically at the camera
September 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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The runDisney people may be onto something. ✨
Run Time: 30:42 minutes Total Distance: 1.69 miles Average Pace: 18 minutes per mile
September 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Showing some ass(es).
A woman in a swim suit with her leg hooked over the side of a pontoon, angling her backside towards the camera A wild donkey crossing a sidewalk
August 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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😎 nice
A screenshot that reads “-6.9 lb since start”
July 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Co-Star has clearly not heard of Jinu yet.
A screenshot of a horoscope that says “One idol can’t inspire everyone.
July 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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She has a single claw in the door jamb because she doesn’t want me to slide her out of the way to close it. (Also one dawg for free 😏😂)
A black cat laying in front of a screen door while the person taking the picture tries to nudge it out of the way with their foot
July 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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De Rolos Revenge Pasta for the meal prep this week 😌✨ Went with gnocchi instead of spaghetti because the farmers market, as always, calls for me.
A mix of gnocchi and ricotta in a PYREX bowl
July 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The romantic arc in Iron Flame:
Art from an old school bodice ripper with the captions “Talk dirty to me.” “I’m healing my mind and body so I can show up for you with integrity, clarity, protection and love.”
July 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Aight I tapped out at 2 (2.5? Walking pad and Apple Watch can’t agree) miles, but that’s twice (twice point five?) what I normally do daily, so I’ll take it 🥳
An Apple Watch with poster’s workout summary showing on the screen
July 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Time to mmmmake our way to the Amber Reach. Thing I can keep it going til the break? 🥴
#CriticalRole
A wide shot of a walking pad facing a tv showing the title card for Critical Role’s “Age of Umbra”
July 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Here, if anyone wants to read the brain blast I just had 😂
A screenshot of a text conversation where the OP lays out her theory about Violet from Fourth Wing
July 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Hi hello I did a virtual 10K 🥳

#IRun4Movement #GirlsWillBeGirls5K10K
Poster wearing a tshirt, a race bib, and a medal sporting a drawing of five witches gathered in a circle and text that says “Girls Will Be Girls 5K 10K”
July 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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My city does a fundraiser where you can buy tickets to watch our fireworks from our historical cemetery. Living our best unlife.
A wide shot of a cemetery OP laying on a picnic blanket making a silly face at the camera
July 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Lafufu’d again. I have named her Pete Davidson.
A Soybean lafufu wearing a white knitted sweater and beanie
July 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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THR once again getting me in my feels on a perfectly decent morning.

#TheHighRepublic
The back cover of a novel with a quote that reads “There is no losing, until there is nothing worth saving. Even when we feel most alone, there is always something to save. Trust in the Force.”
June 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Blind box girlies sticking together
A Little Nessie, Labubu, and squishmallow sitting on a desk
June 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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So I ordered some yarn for this month’s #CritterKAL2025 and it FINALLY arrived. This month’s pattern is Veth inspired and just. The irony of the freebie stitch marker they sent me 😂
A stamped brass stitch marker that says “dreaming of the sea”
June 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Throwing this Caillou looking ass into the world to be shamed 😂
A fake Labubu doll with its hood pulled down to expose a bald head and ears for some reason?
June 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM