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Alt-text: A black-and-white cartoon parodying Gary Larson’s classic “Cow Tools.” A cow wearing a bishop’s mitre and a pendant labeled “TILT” stands before a yin-yang–style Sacred Chao symbol. On the table are Discordian relics: a golden apple inscribed “ΚΑΛΛΙΣΤΙ,” a block labeled “15 TONS FLAX,” and two strange, spiky staff-like objects. In the background, the All-Seeing Eye shines atop a pyramid. Caption: “Sacred Chao tools.” The piece playfully fuses Larson’s surreal humor with Discordian chaos mysticism. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Alt-text: A bright pop-art–style illustration of a regal woman with deep blue hair, golden jewelry, and a radiant crown. She holds a flaming golden apple in one hand, while a small cat perches on her shoulder. The background is a vivid purple scattered with yellow celestial symbols—moons, suns, and stars. Bold yellow text at the bottom reads, “goddess in your newsfeed goddess in your life.” The imagery evokes Eris, the Discordian goddess of chaos, merging ancient mythic energy with modern meme culture. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Well, _that's_ not a good look. #fnord
Alt-text: A screenshot of a social media post by Scott Horton reads: “US Army soldiers stationed in Germany are advised to report to German food banks to get something to eat, because Hegseth has ordered the closing of the mess halls. The soldiers feel humiliated.” Below is a preview of a German news article from Süddeutsche Zeitung, headlined “Deutschland: US-Armee schickt Soldaten zur Tafel – die reagiert ‘mindestens irritiert’,” roughly translating to “Germany: US Army sends soldiers to food banks – they respond ‘at least irritated.’” The image shows shopping bags on a wheeled cart amid blue plastic crates, suggesting a food bank setting. The tone conveys disbelief and bureaucratic absurdity bordering on dark satire. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Alt-text: A stylized poster in the color scheme of a political campaign—red on the left, blue on the right—depicts a looming figure of Cthulhu, the tentacled cosmic entity from Lovecraft mythos, rendered in bold line art. At the bottom, the text reads: “CHANGE — AS SOON AS THE STARS ARE RIGHT.” The image parodies the language and style of inspirational propaganda, humorously merging eldritch apocalypse with civic optimism. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Alt-text: Against a plain gray background, a woman dressed as Wonder Woman lies sprawled face-up on the floor, looking exhausted and defeated. Above her, centered black text reads simply: “Mood:”. The minimalist composition and superhero fatigue create a meme-perfect embodiment of burnout, cosmic irony, and the quiet humor of heroic collapse. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Alt-text: A hand holds a shiny black card with ornate white text reading: “THE BEARER OF THIS CARD IS A GENUINE AND AUTHORIZED POPE. So please treat them right. GOOD FOREVER. Genuine and authorized by The HOUSE of APOSTLES of ERIS.” Smaller text below clarifies that every person—regardless of gender—is an authorized Pope and may reproduce the card freely, signed by the P.O.E.E. Head Temple in San Francisco. The card embodies classic Discordian humor: a sacred decree of universal papal authority through absurd egalitarianism. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Alt-text: A motivational-style poster with a surreal twist. At the top, bold red text on a pale yellow background declares, “THIS WORLD NEEDS YOU.” Below, a stock photo shows several blindfolded office workers awkwardly groping forward in confusion. Underneath, bright blue and red text reads: “SPECIFICALLY YOU. Quit screwing around. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.” The image blends existential urgency with absurdist humor—an ironic cosmic nudge toward purpose in a world stumbling through chaos. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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A cosmic collage shows an elderly, wizard-like figure with a long white beard, wearing oversized round sunglasses, a shimmering pink robe, and a tall silver crown topped with a sphere. He lounges in a red velvet chair, calmly reading a newspaper against a star-speckled galaxy backdrop. Above him, glowing gold text reads, “You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.” The image radiates playful mysticism, self-assured absurdity, and ancestral chaos energy. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 4, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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-><- Don’t forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn’t real. -><-
Alt-text: White sans-serif text on a black background reads, “Don’t forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn’t real.” A deadpan anti–Daylight Savings meme that blends absurdist humor with existential mockery of linear temporality—pure Discordian energy. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
November 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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“We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.”

--Malaclypse the Younger
Alt-text: A white square with black serif text reading, “We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.” The quote is attributed to “Malaclypse the Younger.” The layout is minimal and formal, amplifying the paradoxical humor and self-referential irony central to Discordian thought—the sacred masquerading as absurdity. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Alt-text: Black-and-white photo. A person in a dark coat stands in a wide plaza before a hulking Brutalist government building, holding a paperback toward the camera. The cover shows a tight gray hypnotic spiral with the large vertical title “PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA.” The book appears digitally pasted in, lending meme energy. The scene playfully contrasts the rigid architecture (Order) with Discordian chaos vibes (spiral), nodding to the Erisian interplay of Order and Disorder emerging from deeper Chaos. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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A meme comparing perspectives: on the left, a real photo of a partial building demolition—construction workers and an excavator tearing into a white neoclassical structure resembling part of the White House complex. On the right, the classic Rider–Waite tarot card “The Tower,” depicting a tall stone tower struck by lightning, with figures falling from it amid chaos and fire. The caption reads “what they see” over the photo and “what i see” over the tarot card, humorously framing the demolition as a moment of cataclysmic revelation or karmic upheaval. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Black-and-white illustration of a wild-eyed, long-haired, and long-bearded figure clutching a gnarled staff amid swirling snow or cosmic chaos. The intricate linework gives a sense of frenetic motion and mystical intensity, blending madness and revelation. Above the figure, in large bold letters, is the word “FNORD!”—a classic Discordian signal for hidden truths and subliminal dissonance. The whole image vibrates with esoteric energy and absurdist menace. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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A digitally edited artwork featuring a serene, meditating sage seated cross-legged among skulls and bones in a dark forest. Behind him looms the fierce, many-armed goddess Kali, adorned with jewelry, a skull garland, and holding weapons and severed heads, surrounded by fire and shadows. The image adds modern meme humor with white text reading, “SHE’S RIGHT BEHIND ME ISN’T SHE?”, creating a comedic contrast between divine wrath and the oblivious calm of the meditating figure. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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You can't wear them until you're a colonel in the antifa army. Otherwise, it's stolen valor...
A digitally altered satirical image mimicking a Fox News broadcast. It shows a blonde woman speaking at a podium, with a chyron below that reads, “BONDI: ‘WE CLASSIFY INFLATABLE FROG COSTUMES AS PART OF THE ANTIFA UNIFORM.’” The Fox News logo appears in the corner, and the background suggests a government press room. The absurdity of the quote makes it clear this is a parody of sensationalist news graphics, blending political satire with surreal humor about “inflatable frog costumes.” Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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A retro horror comic panel features three glamorous vampire women flying through a surreal night sky. They wear tight black bodysuits, fishnet stockings, and dramatic bat-like capes, cutting striking silhouettes against a purple sky and a jagged, eerie landscape below. A gnarled tree and a full yellow moon complete the gothic backdrop. In the corner, a terrified skeleton vampire cowers and exclaims, “OHHH... NO! LADIES’ NIGHT...!” The artwork is signed “By Sol Rac,” rendered in vintage pulp style with halftone coloring and exaggerated expressions. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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"This is a deliberate targeting of Southern California. If you hit I-5 in that spot, you cripple the state." -- Battle Nun Ang
Screenshot of a tweet by verified user “Neera Tanden” with the comment: “Our country is governed by absolute morons.” Attached is a cropped news-headline screenshot showing a large serif headline: “Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say.” Below the headline a short lede reads that the mishap occurred during an anniversary celebration attended by senior officials and underscores safety concerns at Camp Pendleton. Time stamp at top left of the article image reads “6:55” and the article nav label shows “Trump Administration | LIVE Updates 27m ago.” Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Photo of two people dressed in shiny robot costumes, posing together against a clear blue sky. One wears a metallic blue helmet shaped like Bender from Futurama, while the other has a reflective gold helmet resembling C-3PO from Star Wars. Both are dressed in sleek black outfits with a Daft Punk-style aesthetic, giving the impression of a humorous mash-up between science fiction icons and the electronic music duo. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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-><- “NAE KING! NAE QUIN! NAE LAIRD! NAE MASTER! WE WILLNAE BE FOOLED AGAIN!” -><-
Meme featuring a dense crowd of blue-skinned, red-haired figures with fierce expressions—fantasy-style pictsies from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series. Overlaid bold white text in all caps reads: “NAE KING! NAE QUIN! NAE LAIRD! NAE MASTER! WE WILLNAE BE FOOLED AGAIN!” The quote parodies Scottish dialect and expresses a proud, anarchic rejection of authority. The artwork’s chaotic energy matches the defiant spirit of the text, celebrating freedom and mischief in true Pratchettian style. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Four-panel meme with surreal humor and internet absurdist style. Top left: a smooth golden humanoid head with a blissful expression and glowing background asks, “how many layers of Discordianism are you on.” Top right: a crudely drawn humanoid figure on a blue patterned background replies, “like,, maybe 5, or 6 right now. my dude.” Bottom left: the golden head now glows intensely with shining eyes, saying, “you are like a little baby. watch this.” Bottom right: a realistic photo of a hand holding a brown trout over shallow river water, the punchline delivered through non-sequitur imagery typical of Discordian or absurdist meme humor. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Bronze attachment for a vessel in the form of a winged goddess, possibly Nike / Victoria (but could it be Eris?), dated ca 500 BC from Taranto, Puglia, Italy

British Museum, London, UK
Bronze sculpture of a winged female figure in dynamic motion, likely representing a Greek goddess or personification such as Nike (Victory) or Eris (Strife). She is shown with one knee bent as if about to take flight, arms spread wide with large, detailed wings extended symmetrically. Her draped clothing clings to her form, emphasizing movement, and she wears a head covering that frames her face. The figure’s expression is serene yet purposeful, balancing grace and power in mid-action. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Meme with a pale green background showing three relationship status options written in black text: “single,” “taken,” and in red text, “a local cryptid.” A black dot fills the last checkbox, indicating that’s the chosen status. To the right, there’s an illustration of a humanoid cryptid with dark wings, long limbs, and glowing red eyes, resembling the folkloric “Mothman.” The humor plays on the trope of being elusive or mysterious instead of romantically available. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Winged goddess Eris on an Attic plate dated ca 575–525 BC

The Antikensammlung Berlin (Berlin antiquities collection) held in the Altes Museum and Pergamon Museum in Berlin, Germany
Ancient Greek black-figure ceramic plate showing the winged goddess Eris centered within a circular frame. She’s depicted in profile, striding forward with bent knees and one hand raised to her face, wearing a finely patterned chiton marked with a grid of dots and rosettes. Her dark wings stretch outward behind her, feathered and elegant. Beneath the figure, the name “EPIS” (Eris) is inscribed in Greek letters. The outer rim is decorated with alternating radiating bands in reddish and black tones, creating a sunburst-like border that draws the eye toward the central image. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Black figure ceramic vessel dated ca 500 BC depicting winged Eris (the Romans called her Discordia), a feisty goddess that causes trouble wherever she goes.
Ancient Greek red-figure ceramic vessel, roughly bell-shaped, featuring a black-painted figure of the goddess Eris with wings spread behind her. She’s shown in motion, one foot lifted as if striding forward, wearing a dark, dotted chiton (tunic) and adorned with jewelry. Her arms are bent at the elbows and her expression stern or determined. On either side of her, large painted eyes—protective motifs common in Greek pottery—dominate the design, surrounded by curling, wave-like patterns. The clay’s natural reddish-orange background contrasts with the black gloss paint, giving the figure dramatic definition. Displayed on a small metal stand against a maroon backdrop. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Tweet by user “Riley Walz” reads: “The plan? At dusk, 50 people went to San Francisco's longest dead-end street and all ordered a Waymo at the same time. The world's first: WAYMO DDOS.” Below the text are two nighttime photos. The left photo shows a cluster of autonomous Waymo cars with headlights glowing red, backed up along a narrow residential street as people stand nearby observing. The right photo gives a closer view of several white Waymo vehicles, each topped with sensor arrays glowing blue and white, some featuring colorful decals on the sides. The scene looks like a traffic jam caused entirely by self-driving cars. Generated with Bluesky AltText, a CustomGPT.
October 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM