Dolly DeVitoad, JD
@princessnosidam.bsky.social
Interests include femininity and surrealism (being a hot girl and living in a state of delusion)
It’s Friday. I’m not sick anymore. It’s finally chilly enough for a coat. Good things are happening!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s Friday. I’m not sick anymore. It’s finally chilly enough for a coat. Good things are happening!!
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
Survived my first court appearance (as a criminal defense attorney!!), how in the world did we get here!!??
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Survived my first court appearance (as a criminal defense attorney!!), how in the world did we get here!!??
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In the apartment next door she's on her 3rd orgasm and I just have to say kudos to that dude.
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
In the apartment next door she's on her 3rd orgasm and I just have to say kudos to that dude.
Forced myself out after dark during daylight savings. Only lasted 45 minutes, but a win is a win.
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Forced myself out after dark during daylight savings. Only lasted 45 minutes, but a win is a win.
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We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being
February 28, 2024 at 4:10 PM
We didn’t need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he’s obviously God or the Devil. You’re supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they’re the same being
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a love so good I wanna dip my chicken nuggets in it
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
a love so good I wanna dip my chicken nuggets in it
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A dildo molded from god's love
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A dildo molded from god's love
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hell yeah this is sick
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
hell yeah this is sick
Going full Elle Woods for my swearing in ceremony fit because nothing is real and everything is made up anyway!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Going full Elle Woods for my swearing in ceremony fit because nothing is real and everything is made up anyway!!!!
Guys I think I have to go back to Twitter this place is depressing.
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Guys I think I have to go back to Twitter this place is depressing.
I’ve decided to start romanticizing things again because there’s quite literally no point in being a cynic
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’ve decided to start romanticizing things again because there’s quite literally no point in being a cynic
If I had a Time Machine I would bring someone from like 1200 back to 2025 and have them watch TLC reality shows with me and just study their reactions
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If I had a Time Machine I would bring someone from like 1200 back to 2025 and have them watch TLC reality shows with me and just study their reactions
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On this date in 1977, a plane crash took the lives of several members of Lynyrd Skynyrd. To commemorate that event, today the first 100 guests get a free bird.
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
On this date in 1977, a plane crash took the lives of several members of Lynyrd Skynyrd. To commemorate that event, today the first 100 guests get a free bird.
You’re almost 40. Do you for real not know if you want to get married or not??
October 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
You’re almost 40. Do you for real not know if you want to get married or not??
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hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
hey kids, feeling really low so if you could send me pics of your social security cards that’d be great
But the thing is, Taylor swift can’t even hit the notes in her own songs?
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
But the thing is, Taylor swift can’t even hit the notes in her own songs?
Why is it that eating an apple to hold me over until lunch just makes the hunger more ravenous??
October 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why is it that eating an apple to hold me over until lunch just makes the hunger more ravenous??
Headshots by humans > pretend freaky headshots by AI!!!
October 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Headshots by humans > pretend freaky headshots by AI!!!
No, I love hold music, an hour isn’t long enough, let me vibe some more, Utility Company, I have nothing better to do!
October 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
No, I love hold music, an hour isn’t long enough, let me vibe some more, Utility Company, I have nothing better to do!
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I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal
October 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal
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bOdYcAm FoOtAgE aPpEaRs tO CoNtRaDiCt GoVeRnMeNt ClAiMs
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
bOdYcAm FoOtAgE aPpEaRs tO CoNtRaDiCt GoVeRnMeNt ClAiMs
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they just want bad things for a small (90ish) percentage of the people, not everybody
October 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
they just want bad things for a small (90ish) percentage of the people, not everybody
Cold enough for a sweater today, blessings abound!!
October 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cold enough for a sweater today, blessings abound!!
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[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people
thank you for not being people
October 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people
thank you for not being people