Julie M
@pretty-b1rd.bsky.social
I speak in movie quotes. “Be excellent to each other.”
Per every Saturday. I run a Beyblade tournament at 11 AM. It’s a smooth event. The players are hyped for it and they are some of the nicest and sweetest gamers I come across every week. I tell them every week they are my favorites because it’s true.
September 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Per every Saturday. I run a Beyblade tournament at 11 AM. It’s a smooth event. The players are hyped for it and they are some of the nicest and sweetest gamers I come across every week. I tell them every week they are my favorites because it’s true.
I took an edible, gonna repaint my toenails and watching a movie.
August 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I took an edible, gonna repaint my toenails and watching a movie.
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Science is hard. You gotta prove it, test it, and reproduce the results.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
August 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Science is hard. You gotta prove it, test it, and reproduce the results.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
Pseudoscience is easy. You make it up, add some fear, and watch ignorant people spread it.
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Cartoonist: Lectrr
August 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cartoonist: Lectrr
Julia Child was on to something drinking while cooking. It’s brilliant.
August 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Julia Child was on to something drinking while cooking. It’s brilliant.
Seriously, Bluesky? Fuck JKR! And fuck you! Trans women are women!
August 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Seriously, Bluesky? Fuck JKR! And fuck you! Trans women are women!
The perfect place for this would be on Las Vegas Blvd! It would be a great place for so many people and it could sell new and used books! It would be the perfect place for me to hang out while my husband plays poker! Sure I would leave with a carload of books but I sacrifice I am willing to make.
July 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The perfect place for this would be on Las Vegas Blvd! It would be a great place for so many people and it could sell new and used books! It would be the perfect place for me to hang out while my husband plays poker! Sure I would leave with a carload of books but I sacrifice I am willing to make.
I want.
July 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I want.
Do I care that some of the books I read are considered young adult? No. If it’s a good story then it’s a good story.
June 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Do I care that some of the books I read are considered young adult? No. If it’s a good story then it’s a good story.
Is it weird that when I’m the default judge for a #mtgevent that I now want to start calling dudes that argue with my rulings “donuts” a la Gordon Ramsay?
June 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is it weird that when I’m the default judge for a #mtgevent that I now want to start calling dudes that argue with my rulings “donuts” a la Gordon Ramsay?
I don’t understand people being shocked by what comes out of dotard’s mouth. There is nothing too low. There is nothing too vile. He will say anything and deny he ever said it.
May 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I don’t understand people being shocked by what comes out of dotard’s mouth. There is nothing too low. There is nothing too vile. He will say anything and deny he ever said it.
#punisher doesn’t like cops. And if you watch tonight’s #daredevilbornagain you will see what he will also do to cops who would dare to emulate him.
April 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
#punisher doesn’t like cops. And if you watch tonight’s #daredevilbornagain you will see what he will also do to cops who would dare to emulate him.
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TOP CHEF CONTESTANT: Thank you Tom, I have made for you a Portuguese sofrito with shaved white truffle tuile and almas cavier creme dollop. Please enjoy.
HELL’S KITCHEN CONTESTANT: Chef Ramsay, I put ranch dressing on this soggy bowl of stale Cap’n Crunch.
HELL’S KITCHEN CONTESTANT: Chef Ramsay, I put ranch dressing on this soggy bowl of stale Cap’n Crunch.
April 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
TOP CHEF CONTESTANT: Thank you Tom, I have made for you a Portuguese sofrito with shaved white truffle tuile and almas cavier creme dollop. Please enjoy.
HELL’S KITCHEN CONTESTANT: Chef Ramsay, I put ranch dressing on this soggy bowl of stale Cap’n Crunch.
HELL’S KITCHEN CONTESTANT: Chef Ramsay, I put ranch dressing on this soggy bowl of stale Cap’n Crunch.
My mouth has constantly gotten me in trouble. I’m 46. I’m not changing now.
April 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My mouth has constantly gotten me in trouble. I’m 46. I’m not changing now.
Yes as Americans we are all in the same shitastic dingy. However I have no problem saying I told you so to trumpies who have been screwed over this time around. It’s only April.
April 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Yes as Americans we are all in the same shitastic dingy. However I have no problem saying I told you so to trumpies who have been screwed over this time around. It’s only April.
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It’s been a weird morning. I woke up with Eminem’s cover of My Salsa stuck in my head. Then it was replaced by Mr Burns’s See My Vest. Okay so a weird morning for other people but by my standards normal.
April 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s been a weird morning. I woke up with Eminem’s cover of My Salsa stuck in my head. Then it was replaced by Mr Burns’s See My Vest. Okay so a weird morning for other people but by my standards normal.
Go one further it should have random sharp edges and fall apart right before it explodes.
There should be a Tesla condom, ugly as hell, used mostly for self-drivers, and explodes routinely.
March 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Go one further it should have random sharp edges and fall apart right before it explodes.
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This is the Playwrights’ Center, which first brought me out from NY to Minneapolis on a writing fellowship. It was where I taught, learned, developed work and had a great time for years.
I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!
I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!
Minneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatened
Minneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatened
The theater organization says it recently received orders from the National Endowment for the Arts to stop promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion or be denied federal funding.
bringmethenews.com
February 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This is the Playwrights’ Center, which first brought me out from NY to Minneapolis on a writing fellowship. It was where I taught, learned, developed work and had a great time for years.
I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!
I’m so proud of them for holding the line on DEI, despite the risk. Donating some $$ right now!
Sorting #mtgtcg and Flickerwisp came up. Gotta warn someone that it’s coming up. It’s incorrectly listed as an Elemental. It should be a Nightmare Horror.
February 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sorting #mtgtcg and Flickerwisp came up. Gotta warn someone that it’s coming up. It’s incorrectly listed as an Elemental. It should be a Nightmare Horror.