pretendkenz
@pretendkenz.bsky.social
Detroit, MI. Twitch yapper. Health educator. Audiobook snob. Black cat energy. 🐈⬛
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pretendkenz
@pretendkenz.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Things heard working at a GI office: “People don’t know how their holes work!”
Permission to rot, mistress?
October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Permission to rot, mistress?
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Good people, especially my fellow Michiganders: if you're able to donate to Forgotten Harvest, please do so: www.forgottenharvest.org/donate/ - I'll be setting up a recurring monthly donation this Friday (payday).
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Good people, especially my fellow Michiganders: if you're able to donate to Forgotten Harvest, please do so: www.forgottenharvest.org/donate/ - I'll be setting up a recurring monthly donation this Friday (payday).
year 6 of Twitchcon FOMO
October 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
year 6 of Twitchcon FOMO
Will never be able to afford Twitch Con. 😢
October 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Will never be able to afford Twitch Con. 😢
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Congress eliminated public media funding, and the president signed it into law. At a time of deep division, public media brings us together.
Help keep it strong. Join our monthly donors today: n.pr/458sOhq
Help keep it strong. Join our monthly donors today: n.pr/458sOhq
July 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Congress eliminated public media funding, and the president signed it into law. At a time of deep division, public media brings us together.
Help keep it strong. Join our monthly donors today: n.pr/458sOhq
Help keep it strong. Join our monthly donors today: n.pr/458sOhq
Turning 30 literally changed my brain chemistry
July 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Turning 30 literally changed my brain chemistry
Extreme heat and SSRI’s are no joke.
June 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Extreme heat and SSRI’s are no joke.
I want a fucking honey bub and an Arnold Palmer
June 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I want a fucking honey bub and an Arnold Palmer
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I’m gonna have a cute little iced coffee in a jar tomorrow morning 😌
June 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m gonna have a cute little iced coffee in a jar tomorrow morning 😌
Watching too much Caseoh. Can’t stop saying lord have mercy
May 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Watching too much Caseoh. Can’t stop saying lord have mercy
FNAF in Dead by Daylight has been my dream since I first jumped into the fog in 2019.
May 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
FNAF in Dead by Daylight has been my dream since I first jumped into the fog in 2019.
Midwest thunderstorms are no joke. The lightning is constant. It’s like a strobe light.
May 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Midwest thunderstorms are no joke. The lightning is constant. It’s like a strobe light.
Sitting through anxiety attacks with me
May 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sitting through anxiety attacks with me
Have not been online a lot recently. Just feeling very detached from my usual communities and struggling with mental health. Taking it day by day.
May 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Have not been online a lot recently. Just feeling very detached from my usual communities and struggling with mental health. Taking it day by day.
Logging on only to say I was blessed by Joe Keery’s biceps tonight
April 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Logging on only to say I was blessed by Joe Keery’s biceps tonight
Two weeks til I hear it live
April 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Two weeks til I hear it live
I think a dozen deviled eggs could heal me right now.
April 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think a dozen deviled eggs could heal me right now.
It’s a great day to renew your library card 😇🌸🌷
April 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s a great day to renew your library card 😇🌸🌷
Me at work this month
a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke
ALT: a man and a woman are talking to each other and the man is saying let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke
media.tenor.com
April 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Me at work this month
Bluesky used to be so wholesome…
April 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bluesky used to be so wholesome…
@boobgenius.bsky.social thought you might be interested
April 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
@boobgenius.bsky.social thought you might be interested
I will cry if anyone plays an April Fool’s joke on me
April 1, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I will cry if anyone plays an April Fool’s joke on me
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I love women. (don’t tell my boyfriend)
March 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I love women. (don’t tell my boyfriend)
Got a new style today
March 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Got a new style today