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November 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just remembered why I had A Thing for Bjork.

#TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Not every hero wears a cape.
Just asked someone on the train if they didn't have any headphones they could use as the video they were watching was really loud and intrusive. They didn't have any headphones but have apologetically turned it way down and now I feel like a bully.
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Your reminder that the older siblings in Stranger Things are all in their 30s.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The most damning thing I can say about Rachel Reeves is that she is such an easy target at the dispatch box she made Kemi Badenoch look good...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I literally couldn't care less about what Nigel Farage said when he was a Teenager.

I judge him but what he says as an adult, THAT'S why I think he's a cunt.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Everything reminds me of her...
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Is one of them to complain about Mansplaining when she's legitimately criticised?
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
She's a 10 but she pronounces Espresso with an "x".
She's a ten but she's never said "chorizo" the same way twice
She's a ten but calls Lea & Perrins 'wash your sister sauce'.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I’m not doing Black Friday this year.
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.

www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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They really don't want to share any interior shots but when they do, you just know that unspeakable acts have been committed within... www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom end of terrace house for sale in 75 Camden Mews, Camden, London, NW1 9BY, NW1 for £925,000. Marketed by Auction House London, Hampstead
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November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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He ain't named Sideshow Bob everywhere! Tahiti Bob is kind of a wild name...
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Out drinking until 2am and no Hangover.
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November 23, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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And now…the gallery.

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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Turns out it wasn't the pitch after all...
#Ashes2025
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November 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
It's funny because he had a lot of Plastic Surgery, and was also a Paedophile.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Michael Jackson's dying wish was to be recycled into Plastic Bags, so he could still pose a threat to Children.

#TOTP
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
🎵World, shut your mouth, shut your mouth
Put your head back in the clouds and shut your mouth🎶
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend.
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM