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"tonite queen" meme: public strike fund tonite 👀 public strike fund tonight queen?? public strike fund tonite 👀
April 28, 2025 at 5:17 AM
preeya.bsky.social
Dr. Collins accurately diagnosed me as a crazy rat lady and now Dr. Robby is accurately diagnosing my rats 😭😭 (One of my rats actually does have a pituitary tumor right now)
Noah Wyle as Dr. Robby in The Pitt: "Just think of them as cute little Disney mice" Noah Wyle as Dr. Robby in The Pitt: "with a pituitary condition."
April 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
preeya.bsky.social
WHY IS THE PITT ATTACKING ME LIKE THIS
Tracey Ifeachor as Dr. Collins in The Pitt, standing on a bed holding an IV stand. She is clearly agitated. Subtitles: "It is not a phobia. Nobody likes rats." Noah Wyle as Dr. Robinavitch in The Pitt, tilting his head consideringly. Subtitles: "Some people keep them as pets." Tracey Icheafor as Dr. Collins, giving major side eye: "That is a sign of an underlying mental health problem."
April 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
preeya.bsky.social
The H-word has been breached!
Mindy leaning forward to Meghan conspiratorially, saying, "It's not a bird. 'It's a bug, Harry.'" Meghan chuckles softly.
March 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
preeya.bsky.social
This is a Mindy Project episode now
Screenshot of Mindy Kaling, looking very skeptical and annoyed, saying "People like me? I straight up went on Instagram." (continued in next image) (continued from previous image) Leaning forward conspiratorially, ending with "and I'm zooming in to see what numbers they have."
March 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
preeya.bsky.social
Put this on my gravestone
Screenshot of Mindy Kaling looking very skeptically at Meghan Markle (off camera), with the subtitles, "And then people started to take it very personally."
March 10, 2025 at 6:53 AM
preeya.bsky.social
Meghan duchessing for her life
Screenshot of Meghan Markle looking bewildered and weary, saying, "It was not -- It was not a ranking. It was just, 'Let me share them.'"
March 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
preeya.bsky.social
Someone stop me from posting this in the data eng Slack channel
Screenshot of Luigi Mangione (alleged UHC assassin) LinkedIn showing his job title as data engineer
December 9, 2024 at 10:47 PM
preeya.bsky.social
This one's better. Even the bike gets a shoutout
Title: Three Bullets Author: Anonymous Summary: You have been planning for months and the plan goes off without a hitch. You and the shooter fuck.
December 8, 2024 at 7:58 AM
preeya.bsky.social
Found the best thing to read on a Saturday night
Screenshot of the introduction to a fanfic about the UHC assassin Title: The Adjuster, hero of the people (and an excellent lover) (FEM!READER) Author: NovaTheVibe Summary: "Done." He says, but his hands stay on your leg, his left hand noticeably closer to your thigh than you remember. Struggling to maintain your composure, you look away again. "Thank you." "You know." He says, bringing your gaze back to him. "I'm generally a pretty good judge of people. It helps when vetting a client. Or knowing when I have a chance with someone." "Someone?" As you repeat this, it's clear you don't really care about the answer, only if you have a chance with him. His hand slips higher still, now gripping your thigh. "Women. Men. Anyone who'll sing for me while I..." His voice trails off as his hand trails up, teasingly slow. Tagline: The shooter of the United Healthcare CEO hides away in your home, but things get steamy quickly.
December 8, 2024 at 7:46 AM
preeya.bsky.social
AQI is currently near or over 100 all over the Bay Area. Mask up!!
Screenshot of Purple Air map showing AQI at dangerously high levels in SF, East Bay, North Bay, and the peninsula
December 4, 2024 at 6:41 PM
preeya.bsky.social
The interview is hilarious btw. But I really want to address this early answer.
Augusta had long thought of telling her story -- indeed, she says McCarthy actively encouraged her for decades -- but it wasn't until she read my horrible drek on Substack that she felt it could be pulled off: that is, told from her perspective, with my daringly bad style absorbing most of the controversy and opinion columns.
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 PM
preeya.bsky.social
Extreme ratio
Two replies of doubling down
"Muting"

This is the good stuff. Feels like coming home
Screenshot of quoted skeet and subsequent thread by @captainseabiscuits.bsky.social, display name "cap". First message: "black people we need to come together and agree Michael Jackson is hella overrated" . Sent on Nov 20, 2024. 1 repost, 302 quotes, 12 likes Second message: "i stand by what i said" . 1 repost Third message: "to everyone hating this is what happens when you never go out of your way to discover new music and just listen to the same mainstream stuff every day. my people will never be free." 5 reposts, 2 likes Fourth message: "muting ✌️😘" . No reposts or likes
November 21, 2024 at 4:40 AM
preeya.bsky.social
It's weird to be 36 and in my first year of executive functioning somewhat normally
Girl with pigtails, totally baffled
November 9, 2024 at 9:36 AM
preeya.bsky.social
...OK this is just straight up Discworld. Like this is Disney plagiarizing Robin McKinley levels of blatant
Screenshot of article reading: Subheading: Mort the Dead Teenager In a rare masculine portrayal for the character, Death appears in Mort the Dead Teenager as the father of recurring character Teen Death, seen operating a combine harvester. Despite the incongruous nature of this appearance, the limited series is confirmed to be a part of the larger Marvel Universe.
November 8, 2024 at 6:49 AM
preeya.bsky.social
None of these words are in the Bible
Screenshot from article reading: In The Thanos Imperative, the Captain Marvel of the Cancerverse, called Lord Mar-Vell, using a ritual to the Many-angled ones that involves sacrificing the Avatar of Death, is able to destroy Death's M-body and remove her from his universe. In the last issue of this 6-part miniseries, it is revealed that Thanos, upon coming back to life, has been completely removed from the realm of death and can no longer die. In a twist he appears to accept Lord Mar-Vell's proposal to be a sacrifice so the Many-angled ones can invade the 616 universe; however, this proves a trap set by Death herself in order to get close to Mar-Vell. By destroying him, she kills every living thing in the Cancerverse, initiates its and the Fault's collapse, and even injures the Many-angled ones to such a degree that it will take them eons to heal.
November 8, 2024 at 6:40 AM
preeya.bsky.social
The Breakfast Thief
A small gray rat with a white belly and forehead marking stands on a white plate that also has a pizza. The plate is on a desk with a keyboard and laptop A small gray rat stands on a white plate with half a pizza on it. The plate is on a desk with a laptop and keyboard. The rat is sniffing at the camera and blurry A small gray rat with white forehead marking on a plate with half a pizza. The plate is on a desk with a laptop in the background. The rat is nibbling at the pizza
October 28, 2024 at 4:57 PM
preeya.bsky.social
...Is...is this anti-autism? Because the first sentence sounds like Sensory Sensitivity Georg.

Second sentence, my understanding is werewolves historically were not distinct from vampires (e.g., Bram Stoker's Dracula casually took wolf form). Werewolves have also historically been a type of witch
Wikipedia screenshot: The strigoi are said to be bald on top of the head, do not eat garlic and onions, avoid incense, and towards the feast of Saint Andrew they sleep outdoors. Their spine is elongated in the shape of a tail, covered with hair.
October 26, 2024 at 5:28 AM
preeya.bsky.social
Gingerphobia is real
Wikipedia screenshot: "In 1887, French geographer Elisee Reclus details burials in Romania: "If the eceased has red hair, he is very concerned that he was back in the form of dog, frog, flea, or bedbug, and that it enters into houses at night to suck the blood of beautiful young girls. So it is prudent to nail the coffin heavily, or better yet, a stake through the chest of the corpse."
October 26, 2024 at 5:07 AM
preeya.bsky.social
It should be illegal to put this in the first episode and not have them fuck by the end of the series
Aubrey Plaza (left) and Kathryn Hahn (right) in Agatha All Along. Subtitles: Aubrey Plaza as a still unnamed witch: Ugh! It really warms the heart. Kathryn Hahn as Agatha: You don't have a heart. (conversation continues in next screenshot) Closeup of Aubrey Plaza's face after Kathryn Hahn as Agatha tells her she doesn't have a heart. Subtitles: Aubrey Plaza as unnamed witch: It's black. And it beats for you.
October 21, 2024 at 4:34 AM
preeya.bsky.social
How have these not consumed the TL???
Aubrey Plaza as a dark witch in Agatha All Along. She is standing, dressed all in black, with a black hood, one shoulder cutout, and a belt Aubrey Plaza as a dark witch in Agatha All Along. She is on all fours (part of a fight scene) with loose hair, smiling evilly
October 21, 2024 at 4:27 AM
preeya.bsky.social
I should maybe restart my Plaids of George Costanza project. Like, I would look great in this one!
George Costanza (right) facing off against a clown. His shirt is a classic tartan with wide white and dark blue stripes, and red and blue accents Closeup of George's shirt, a classic tartan pattern with wide white and dark blue stripes, and red and blue accent lines
October 19, 2024 at 4:33 AM
preeya.bsky.social
Personal style is realizing that Ann has your ideal silhouette but Ron has better patterns
Screenshot of Ann's shirt especially including elbow-length sleeves, bias breast pockets, and a bias button strip. The pattern is white, purple, and blue windowpane plaid Screenshot of Ron Swanson sitting in a car in a Parks & Rec opening. He is wearing a blue and brown Robertson plaid with orange and dark blue accent lines
October 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
preeya.bsky.social
Got up super hungry, had no food, made some emergency freezer cookies. They were promptly redistributed by the rat socialists
A small gray rat with a white belly and white forehead marking crouching on a desk, in front of a laptop on a stand. The desk is covered with parchment paper and cookie bits, one of which the rat is eating
October 18, 2024 at 8:26 PM
preeya.bsky.social
For example, I am currently being stalked by these magnificent beasts:
A small gray rat with a white mark on her forehead on top of a green weighted blanket on a bed A small black rat on a black shelf next to a bed corner
October 17, 2024 at 4:40 PM