Rey
@preachysnow.bsky.social
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On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
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This is what happens when you order delivery in DC right now.
August 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This is what happens when you order delivery in DC right now.
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This escalated quickly
In honour of Thirst Trap Thursday, for every five likes I receive on this skeet, I will zoom out on the picture a little bit more and post it in the thread below. (🧵👇🏻)
April 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This escalated quickly
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Elon Musk is the only person to whom you can say, “go back to Africa,” and have most people find it both socially acceptable and desirable.
February 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Elon Musk is the only person to whom you can say, “go back to Africa,” and have most people find it both socially acceptable and desirable.
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Trump just withdrew the United States from the World Health Organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Trump just withdrew the United States from the World Health Organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
The US is now the only country in the world besides Liechtenstein to not be a member of the organization.
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Yeah, sorry, not letting anybody in a country with universal healthcare guilt trip me about not feeling bad enough for the UHC CEO’s family
December 13, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Yeah, sorry, not letting anybody in a country with universal healthcare guilt trip me about not feeling bad enough for the UHC CEO’s family
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meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well
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I’m going to be so goddamn obnoxious when the price of eggs goes up next year
November 30, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I’m going to be so goddamn obnoxious when the price of eggs goes up next year
Me: That was maybe a lot to unload at once.
Also me: I did nothing wrong. Breathe and everything will be alright and work out exactly how it is intended.
Also me: I did nothing wrong. Breathe and everything will be alright and work out exactly how it is intended.
November 30, 2024 at 6:44 AM
Me: That was maybe a lot to unload at once.
Also me: I did nothing wrong. Breathe and everything will be alright and work out exactly how it is intended.
Also me: I did nothing wrong. Breathe and everything will be alright and work out exactly how it is intended.
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oh my god this is brilliant
What else is going on…… Oh, I made party sandwiches by baking focaccia in a bundt pan.
November 27, 2024 at 12:28 AM
oh my god this is brilliant
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Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something
November 23, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something
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[getting a tour of Hell on my first day]
Satan: And this is where we keep the people that put police sirens into popular music you’d hear on your car radio.
Me: Nice.
Satan: And this is where we keep the people that put police sirens into popular music you’d hear on your car radio.
Me: Nice.
November 23, 2024 at 11:59 PM
[getting a tour of Hell on my first day]
Satan: And this is where we keep the people that put police sirens into popular music you’d hear on your car radio.
Me: Nice.
Satan: And this is where we keep the people that put police sirens into popular music you’d hear on your car radio.
Me: Nice.
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Please consider: if you want to read one of my books, and the only option you have is piracy due to finances or other access issues, please instead contact me and I'll give it to you
November 12, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Please consider: if you want to read one of my books, and the only option you have is piracy due to finances or other access issues, please instead contact me and I'll give it to you
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Peeking in on Twitter is so weird. Like if you looked over the fence into your neighbor’s yard and they were just enacting Mad Max over there
November 12, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Peeking in on Twitter is so weird. Like if you looked over the fence into your neighbor’s yard and they were just enacting Mad Max over there
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(1/4)
1. The author's poorly disguised fetish
2. The author's proudly displayed fetish
3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
1. The author's poorly disguised fetish
2. The author's proudly displayed fetish
3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
November 11, 2024 at 8:47 PM
(1/4)
1. The author's poorly disguised fetish
2. The author's proudly displayed fetish
3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
1. The author's poorly disguised fetish
2. The author's proudly displayed fetish
3. The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
4. The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
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It's amazing, I've been posting here almost 24 hours now, and no one has called me a "retard."
November 11, 2024 at 10:52 PM
It's amazing, I've been posting here almost 24 hours now, and no one has called me a "retard."
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Men: don't fall for the propaganda that being "good at sex" is about being considerate of your partner! It's about doing a precise and complicated maneuver with the right type of penis, which you don't have
November 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Men: don't fall for the propaganda that being "good at sex" is about being considerate of your partner! It's about doing a precise and complicated maneuver with the right type of penis, which you don't have
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I HIGHLY encourage you all to make use of this list!
Block the Right wing trolls and grifters!
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Block the Right wing trolls and grifters!
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 10, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I HIGHLY encourage you all to make use of this list!
Block the Right wing trolls and grifters!
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Block the Right wing trolls and grifters!
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Bluesky has moderation lists that allow you to Mute/Block large swathes of people who demonstrate shitty behaviour. For example, this list will block all MAGA scum for you with a simple click. How cool is that? bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 8, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Bluesky has moderation lists that allow you to Mute/Block large swathes of people who demonstrate shitty behaviour. For example, this list will block all MAGA scum for you with a simple click. How cool is that? bsky.app/profile/did:...
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I’m loving this for MAGA 🤣🍿
November 11, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I’m loving this for MAGA 🤣🍿