Joan Crawford’s Backhand
@prb77.bsky.social
Deceased Academy Award winning actress, cola executive, lifestyle guru and devoted mother to what’s-her-name and the boy… oh and the twins. I don’t suffer fools lightly.
DON’T WE HATE THAT!? DON’T WE WISH THEY’D JUST DIE!?
The most unhinged character that Christine Baranski has ever played
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
DON’T WE HATE THAT!? DON’T WE WISH THEY’D JUST DIE!?
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Trolled on the world stage...
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trolled on the world stage...
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It’s bad enough the Jays didn’t forfeit before Ohtani threw his first pitch but to actually score on that pure, innocent soul is downright evil. Shame on them.
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It’s bad enough the Jays didn’t forfeit before Ohtani threw his first pitch but to actually score on that pure, innocent soul is downright evil. Shame on them.
This kind of ignorant fear mongering would probably be more effective if its writer had even the slightest clue about how Congress is elected and how sessions end and begin. The idea that anyone with an iPhone can comment on government and politics without any knowledge needs to end.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This kind of ignorant fear mongering would probably be more effective if its writer had even the slightest clue about how Congress is elected and how sessions end and begin. The idea that anyone with an iPhone can comment on government and politics without any knowledge needs to end.
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🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
So we’re to believe someone who hated ICE wrote “anti-ICE” in ball point pen on a metal shell casing and then shot people ICE was detaining and not any ICE officers? Smells like bullshit.
September 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
So we’re to believe someone who hated ICE wrote “anti-ICE” in ball point pen on a metal shell casing and then shot people ICE was detaining and not any ICE officers? Smells like bullshit.
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
Honestly if he did an anthology film with just four or five quintessential set piece scenes similar to the bar scene in Inglorious Basterds and the Crazy 88’s fight in Kill Bill, I wouldn’t hate it.
tarantino's last movie should be a clip show like seinfeld
September 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Honestly if he did an anthology film with just four or five quintessential set piece scenes similar to the bar scene in Inglorious Basterds and the Crazy 88’s fight in Kill Bill, I wouldn’t hate it.
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Unequivocally!
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Unequivocally!
This is the guy
Mamdani: Why should I debate Trump's puppet when I could debate Trump himself? If Trump is serious about this, he should come to New York City. We can have as many debates as he wants about why he is cutting snap benefits for hungry New Yorkers just to fund tax cuts for his billionaire donors
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This is the guy
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Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
August 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
I’m thinking of letting AI melt my brain. Seems cheaper than heroin or a cult, but a lot less sex than either.
August 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I’m thinking of letting AI melt my brain. Seems cheaper than heroin or a cult, but a lot less sex than either.
Get ready for four months of mainstream media whitewashing Eric Adams’ gross incompetence and blatant corruption and stepping up their character assassination of Mamdani.
June 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Get ready for four months of mainstream media whitewashing Eric Adams’ gross incompetence and blatant corruption and stepping up their character assassination of Mamdani.
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Jessica: Gavin Newsom is speaking for a majority of Americans. There was a new Quinnipiac poll: Donald Trump -12 approval, -11 on immigration, -16 on deportation. He has taken his best issue and decimated it
June 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Jessica: Gavin Newsom is speaking for a majority of Americans. There was a new Quinnipiac poll: Donald Trump -12 approval, -11 on immigration, -16 on deportation. He has taken his best issue and decimated it
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
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@ruthelizabethdavis.bsky.social even in death you get better billing than me. Your stars are right on Hollywood Blvd in PRIME location. Mine is hidden around the corner on Vine in front of the Capitol Records building parking lot
April 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@ruthelizabethdavis.bsky.social even in death you get better billing than me. Your stars are right on Hollywood Blvd in PRIME location. Mine is hidden around the corner on Vine in front of the Capitol Records building parking lot
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Try not to laugh.
April 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Try not to laugh.
Booker 2028. He can do it.
Booker, just minutes away from the speaking record: "This is when the most precious ideas of our country are being tested, where the Constitution and the question is being called -- Where does the constitution live? On paper? Or in our hearts? This is the moment."
April 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Booker 2028. He can do it.
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I’m hopeful that this new generation really loving Parker Posey in White Lotus will take the time to discover her incredible work in the Christopher Guest movies.
March 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I’m hopeful that this new generation really loving Parker Posey in White Lotus will take the time to discover her incredible work in the Christopher Guest movies.
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Great advice that I should also take.
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Great advice that I should also take.
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February 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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