Pratchett Quotes
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It is a long-cherished tradition among a certain type of military thinker that huge casualties are the main thing. If they are on the other side then this is a valuable bonus.
January 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It is a long-cherished tradition among a certain type of military thinker that huge casualties are the main thing. If they are on the other side then this is a valuable bonus.
"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes."
January 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes."
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
January 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
Granny Weatherwax’s approach to foreign tongues was to repeat herself loudly and slowly.
January 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Granny Weatherwax’s approach to foreign tongues was to repeat herself loudly and slowly.
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it. – Monstrous Regiment #Quotes
January 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it. – Monstrous Regiment #Quotes
Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.
January 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.
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January 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a policeman taking a holiday would barely have had time to open his suitcase before he finds his first corpse.
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What sort of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter. #Pratchett #quotes
January 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
What sort of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter. #Pratchett #quotes
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. #Pratchett #quotes
January 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. #Pratchett #quotes
“I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.”
January 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.”
It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you’re attempting can’t be done.
December 31, 2024 at 2:30 AM
It is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you’re attempting can’t be done.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
December 30, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
The Ramkins were more highly bred than a hilltop bakery, whereas Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving. #quotes #Pratchett #Discworld
December 26, 2024 at 3:24 AM
The Ramkins were more highly bred than a hilltop bakery, whereas Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving. #quotes #Pratchett #Discworld
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#3. This one is my absolute favourite by my absolute favourite author. Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett.
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He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it.
The maze was so small that people got lost looking for it.
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Two quotes -
He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it.
The maze was so small that people got lost looking for it.
#books
December 23, 2024 at 4:50 PM
#3. This one is my absolute favourite by my absolute favourite author. Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett.
Two quotes -
He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it.
The maze was so small that people got lost looking for it.
#books
Two quotes -
He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it.
The maze was so small that people got lost looking for it.
#books
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
(Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)
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(Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)
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December 21, 2024 at 4:07 AM
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.
(Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)
#quotes #discworld
(Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)
#quotes #discworld
Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly.
But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods) #quotes
But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods) #quotes
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly.
But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods) #quotes
But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods) #quotes
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. #Quotes #discworld
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. #Quotes #discworld
December 10, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) #quotes
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December 8, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) #quotes
- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) #quotes
By and large, the only skill the alchemists of Ankh-Morpork had discovered so far was the ability to turn gold into less gold.
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December 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM
By and large, the only skill the alchemists of Ankh-Morpork had discovered so far was the ability to turn gold into less gold.
- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) #quotes
- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures) #quotes