Post-America Guy
@posttwitterguy.bsky.social
American living in Canada. I am going to try and keep this a fun place. If I start posting about politics or global warming then I am the problem.
After Elmo’s rant today I’m going to make sure to spend a little time here every day, because Twitter’s days are fucking *numbered* now… God Elmo is such a dipshit…
November 30, 2023 at 2:10 AM
After Elmo’s rant today I’m going to make sure to spend a little time here every day, because Twitter’s days are fucking *numbered* now… God Elmo is such a dipshit…
Lol, I get that this site has no bluecheck chuds, but I basically come on here to check on one awesome account. It’s a chicken and egg problem. All the chickens are playing at the dipshit farm, and that’s where all the eggs (posts) are.
November 8, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Lol, I get that this site has no bluecheck chuds, but I basically come on here to check on one awesome account. It’s a chicken and egg problem. All the chickens are playing at the dipshit farm, and that’s where all the eggs (posts) are.
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this is it EXACTLY. you're gonna hear about stuff from SOMEWHERE
November 5, 2023 at 3:37 PM
this is it EXACTLY. you're gonna hear about stuff from SOMEWHERE
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Sorry, couldn’t wait 🍜
November 4, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Sorry, couldn’t wait 🍜
Why can’t we all just be on here instead? (Spoiler, I’m the fucking reason. All I do is add poison to the world. It comes from a place of well-intentioned concern, but I contribute nothing meaningful to the online space).
November 4, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Why can’t we all just be on here instead? (Spoiler, I’m the fucking reason. All I do is add poison to the world. It comes from a place of well-intentioned concern, but I contribute nothing meaningful to the online space).
Last weeks choice to try and numb my existential dread with alcohol was a failure. That’s pretty much my go to move. I guess life is just going to be shades of grey for a stretch.
November 3, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Last weeks choice to try and numb my existential dread with alcohol was a failure. That’s pretty much my go to move. I guess life is just going to be shades of grey for a stretch.
I mean, this isn’t Twitter. This is like visiting an empty bar.
October 28, 2023 at 2:48 AM
I mean, this isn’t Twitter. This is like visiting an empty bar.
What is the point of being on here?
October 28, 2023 at 2:37 AM
What is the point of being on here?
It is so fucking grim out there. I’m going to drink until I can’t feel feelings tonight.
October 27, 2023 at 10:01 PM
It is so fucking grim out there. I’m going to drink until I can’t feel feelings tonight.
Had another day where I didn’t have time to go online. Very productive and so much less depressing.
October 18, 2023 at 9:57 PM
Had another day where I didn’t have time to go online. Very productive and so much less depressing.
My first non-political thought in like 7 years: You know this dude is obsessed with his receding hairline. He is imagining himself as the model: "everyone needs to be a jacked billionaire who only sleeps with supermodels, has a 2-inch dick, and wears bespoke Italian suits." High key incel vibes.
October 17, 2023 at 5:10 PM
My first non-political thought in like 7 years: You know this dude is obsessed with his receding hairline. He is imagining himself as the model: "everyone needs to be a jacked billionaire who only sleeps with supermodels, has a 2-inch dick, and wears bespoke Italian suits." High key incel vibes.
I hate that I know I have had a productive day because I haven’t looked at my phone for 5 hours.
October 17, 2023 at 5:07 PM
I hate that I know I have had a productive day because I haven’t looked at my phone for 5 hours.
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A1 is a steak sauce. add 23 and you get A24 who make movies. add 23 again and add a K and you get AK47 a gun. hmmmm
October 9, 2023 at 2:44 AM
A1 is a steak sauce. add 23 and you get A24 who make movies. add 23 again and add a K and you get AK47 a gun. hmmmm
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Sure, As long as you ignore the centuries of exploitation that created those institutions
October 9, 2023 at 10:03 AM
Sure, As long as you ignore the centuries of exploitation that created those institutions
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There’s a reason the Holy See and the USCCB lose their shit every time Francis says remember the poor
October 9, 2023 at 10:05 AM
There’s a reason the Holy See and the USCCB lose their shit every time Francis says remember the poor
I’ll be honest, with the exception of dinkmagic being here - this place sucks balls.
October 9, 2023 at 2:11 AM
I’ll be honest, with the exception of dinkmagic being here - this place sucks balls.
I find the contrast between being a loser online and not a loser IRL so jarring.
October 9, 2023 at 1:39 AM
I find the contrast between being a loser online and not a loser IRL so jarring.
Melodie’s Echo Chamber is fucking amazing (yes, I’m 10 years late - I’ve been busy).
October 6, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Melodie’s Echo Chamber is fucking amazing (yes, I’m 10 years late - I’ve been busy).
I’m 100 giving into psycho mode (listening to the most insane tunes while walking through the city like a normal person). I’m motherfucking batman.
October 5, 2023 at 10:15 PM
I’m 100 giving into psycho mode (listening to the most insane tunes while walking through the city like a normal person). I’m motherfucking batman.
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wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
September 29, 2023 at 5:06 PM
wait a second. long walk... short pier..... my god i'd be soaked. this guy's trying to soak my ass
I hate that having kids mean you have no safe out. Like - you’re in their game no matter what now. Brutal.
September 30, 2023 at 3:42 AM
I hate that having kids mean you have no safe out. Like - you’re in their game no matter what now. Brutal.
Fuck I fucking LOVE autumn. Absolutely badass season. Everything looking beautifulAF, crisp air. Leafs falling all around you (motion effectsIRL). Absolutely terrific shit. Now, if I could simply rediscover my love for helping to take care of people…
September 28, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Fuck I fucking LOVE autumn. Absolutely badass season. Everything looking beautifulAF, crisp air. Leafs falling all around you (motion effectsIRL). Absolutely terrific shit. Now, if I could simply rediscover my love for helping to take care of people…
I am going to make a Moscow mule tonight, but I want to make it clear that my consumption of this delicious beverage is no way an endorsement of the modern Russian state apparatus. If there is an equally delicious Ukrainian drink I would love to learn about it.
September 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
I am going to make a Moscow mule tonight, but I want to make it clear that my consumption of this delicious beverage is no way an endorsement of the modern Russian state apparatus. If there is an equally delicious Ukrainian drink I would love to learn about it.
If I could do anything on the planet right now it would be getting absolutely shadracked at an airport bar before a 3 hr, 17 minute flight (long enough to watch a shitty movie while hypoxic). Like 3 or 4 double G&Ts.
September 21, 2023 at 11:35 PM
If I could do anything on the planet right now it would be getting absolutely shadracked at an airport bar before a 3 hr, 17 minute flight (long enough to watch a shitty movie while hypoxic). Like 3 or 4 double G&Ts.