she’s not perishing from this earth fast enough to make it better

i can’t think of a better way to have spent my morning 😄

sometimes you just have to let your 10yo self decide how the day is going to go

this is up there p high on the list of silliest things i’ve done on a saturday morning

let’s talk about how nervewracking it is to freehand on foam

making him a tiny championship belt would be a ridiculous thing to spend time on right guys

growing myself a disappointing salad in ridiculous public display would be v on brand for 2025

am i going to trek to the usu extension office this week & have him officially identified? idk mb i don’t make plans

looking a hell of a lot like this ethiopian kale plant (dw i’ve been researching for the last half hour)

i’ll be honest i’m starting to wonder if he really is an apple tree or maybe something from a birdseed mix that fell into the pot before i poked the apple seeds into it 😅 guess we’ll all find out together

to love idiots with bravado
& fascinated by dynamics
of performative allegiance
petty vendettas & ribbing
loyalty expressed in poorly
thought-out crimes a guy
who says i got you without
knowin’ what you need & 3
pigeons in a pinstripe may
think you deserve respect

loyalty wrapped in oblivious
chaos brave emotional & so
distractible need someone
bigger than life but smaller
than their own feelings who
teaches you overwhelm isn’t
a flaw to chase craving & go
down swinging & who brings
y’coffee in your favorite mug

it’s lucky you came along!

a man you can never
quite see mystery &
menace gravel voice
on the other side of
the wall saying soon
& obsession dressed
as routine a claw that
grips but only for you
dotes on that kitty &
wants it so much he
warped supervillain

a simple ease is not lazy
but because he’d fought
so long arms for holding
who naps when you nap
hums while he’s cooking
prioritizes necessities of
peace & play & lounging
in rivers is unpretentious
but reliable the dream of
love from a bear’ll think
you enough for existing