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it's only illegal if they catch you
we gotta retire the borat "my wife" and replace it with the laszlo cravensworth "my good lady wife." i'm sorry. it's time.
November 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
we gotta retire the borat "my wife" and replace it with the laszlo cravensworth "my good lady wife." i'm sorry. it's time.
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there is a LOT going on here but lord have mercy if you don’t get the fuck out of my good jewish face with ‘judaism is both a religious and a national identity’
i try not to be hyperbolic but this NY daily news editorial board piece saying mayor-elect mamdani better support israel OR ELSE is one of the most appalling things i’ve ever read
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
there is a LOT going on here but lord have mercy if you don’t get the fuck out of my good jewish face with ‘judaism is both a religious and a national identity’
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men will be all what we NEED is a WARRIOR culture & then be too timid to take a shit in a restaurant bathroom after brunch
October 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
men will be all what we NEED is a WARRIOR culture & then be too timid to take a shit in a restaurant bathroom after brunch
i sincerely apologize to all of the people to whom i have recently evangelized about my dried-bean-of-the-month club membership. i'm not saying i was wrong to do it, i'm just saying that i apologize for making you feel bad that you don't get a box of beans mailed to you every fiscal quarter.
September 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i sincerely apologize to all of the people to whom i have recently evangelized about my dried-bean-of-the-month club membership. i'm not saying i was wrong to do it, i'm just saying that i apologize for making you feel bad that you don't get a box of beans mailed to you every fiscal quarter.
i wouldn't vote for newsom if he were running against a clogged toilet
The entire point of telling people this far out that no, I will never vote for Newsom, is so they can choose someone who doesn't suck. If they go ahead and nominate him anyway, that's not on me (and he's still not getting my vote).
August 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i wouldn't vote for newsom if he were running against a clogged toilet
do you think willy nilly's full name is william nilliam or wilfred nilfred
August 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
do you think willy nilly's full name is william nilliam or wilfred nilfred
strive to be one of these cats every day (today i am top right, wearing a sentient barrister's wig and howling)
August 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
strive to be one of these cats every day (today i am top right, wearing a sentient barrister's wig and howling)
i love my swedish sisters-in-law mostly because they are genuinely lovely and kind and interesting and brilliant, but also because they consistently mispronounce "crocheting" as "crotching" and it cracks me up every single time
August 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i love my swedish sisters-in-law mostly because they are genuinely lovely and kind and interesting and brilliant, but also because they consistently mispronounce "crocheting" as "crotching" and it cracks me up every single time
[me, to the bankruptcy judge] I dunno, Your Honor, everything was going fine and then I took up crochet during a period of intense stress and I guess things just sort of spiraled from there
July 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
[me, to the bankruptcy judge] I dunno, Your Honor, everything was going fine and then I took up crochet during a period of intense stress and I guess things just sort of spiraled from there
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Fuck Off Friday is in full effect
July 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Fuck Off Friday is in full effect
i have so much on my plate, i don't even know where to start, so now seems like the perfect time to get really into learning how to crochet
July 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i have so much on my plate, i don't even know where to start, so now seems like the perfect time to get really into learning how to crochet
wishing nothing but misery to the assholes on the next block who have been preparing for the 4th by setting off what sounds like Scorpion missiles at random times every day for the last two weeks
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
wishing nothing but misery to the assholes on the next block who have been preparing for the 4th by setting off what sounds like Scorpion missiles at random times every day for the last two weeks
need a designated bra for cooking with aromatic spices
May 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
need a designated bra for cooking with aromatic spices
His internal hideousness aside, Marco Rubio looks so UNBELIEVABLY bad lately. If you put a picture of him from five years ago next to a picture of him now on that Faces of Meth poster, it'd look legit. He looks like he got nipped by a zombie two hours ago and he's just now starting to turn.
May 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
His internal hideousness aside, Marco Rubio looks so UNBELIEVABLY bad lately. If you put a picture of him from five years ago next to a picture of him now on that Faces of Meth poster, it'd look legit. He looks like he got nipped by a zombie two hours ago and he's just now starting to turn.
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Medicaid saves lives. Food stamps improves academic performance. Paid leave increases family income. Reductions in child poverty reduce crime. And the list goes on and on and on.
It's not sending assistance, it's buying outcomes, like healthier children, more workers, higher test scores.
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It's not sending assistance, it's buying outcomes, like healthier children, more workers, higher test scores.
8/
May 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Medicaid saves lives. Food stamps improves academic performance. Paid leave increases family income. Reductions in child poverty reduce crime. And the list goes on and on and on.
It's not sending assistance, it's buying outcomes, like healthier children, more workers, higher test scores.
8/
It's not sending assistance, it's buying outcomes, like healthier children, more workers, higher test scores.
8/
if you wish you read more books and you like making little lists and you cannot for the life of you develop a consistent journaling habit, get yourself a little notebook where you keep track of all the books you read. trust me.
May 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
if you wish you read more books and you like making little lists and you cannot for the life of you develop a consistent journaling habit, get yourself a little notebook where you keep track of all the books you read. trust me.
worth mentioning that i've seen a lot of women driving trucks, but i've never not once seen a woman driving a cybertruck.
May 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
worth mentioning that i've seen a lot of women driving trucks, but i've never not once seen a woman driving a cybertruck.
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the two big camps in dem politics right now are "just have some values and fight for them" and [smugly] "values? what are you, five?"
May 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
the two big camps in dem politics right now are "just have some values and fight for them" and [smugly] "values? what are you, five?"
bald eagle season is BACK, baby
May 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
bald eagle season is BACK, baby
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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
i think my son said his first word this morning, and i think that word was "asses"
April 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
i think my son said his first word this morning, and i think that word was "asses"
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I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to
April 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I will quit my job and work for any candidate who promises to put the leadership of this administration in the same overseas gulag they've been shipping people to
the chorus from sweden's entry into this year's eurovision song contest is so catchy that it should legally qualify as a curse. bara bada bastu, bastu...please help me, it haunts my dreams
April 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
the chorus from sweden's entry into this year's eurovision song contest is so catchy that it should legally qualify as a curse. bara bada bastu, bastu...please help me, it haunts my dreams
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at some point in your 30s, you'll see a bird and find yourself struck by the urge to learn what kind of bird it is. follow that urge. follow it until some early morning when you step outside, put your bare feet on dewy grass, close your eyes, and listen to a chorus of birds greet the dawn. trust me.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
at some point in your 30s, you'll see a bird and find yourself struck by the urge to learn what kind of bird it is. follow that urge. follow it until some early morning when you step outside, put your bare feet on dewy grass, close your eyes, and listen to a chorus of birds greet the dawn. trust me.