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Janet Hessert
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Interests include cats, politics, classic cinema, history, art deco anything. Human staff for Ginger (pictured), Bertie Wooster and Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party).
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The Ice Cream Bunny. Hrrr-hrrr-hrrr.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Happy microscopic #TongueOutTuesday from 3/4 cat Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Fluffiness, Leopards Eating Peoples Faces Party). #CatsOfBluesky #KittenOfBluesky #Gatos
Eight month old grey Tuxedo kitten, named “Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Fluffiness, Leopards Eating Peoples Faces Party)”, sleeps in shrimp mode on a round, two story cat condo. A very tiny edge of her tongue sticks out of her mouth.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Not “The Day The Clown Cried?”
Still from the mercifully lost film, “The Day The Clown Cried” (1972): Jerry Lewis looking disdainfully at the camera, wearing a shirtless clown costume with a microscopic bowler hat.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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🎶 When I'm out walking
I strut my stuff
And I'm so strung out
I'm high as a kite
I just might stop to check you out
Let me go on
Like I blister in the sun
Let me go on
Big hands, I know you're the one 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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🎶 Get behind me Satan, get behind me Satan
Get behind me Satan and push
Through the Georgia pines, like a mountain lion
Come on Satan and push
When I get started, don't you stand too close
‘Cause I can cause more trouble than most
And I ain't in no mood to boast
Get behind me Satan and push 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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🎶 The devil lives in my husband's body.
No one can help up but the witch next door.
The devil lives in my husband's body.
Our friends can't come over anymore. 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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🎶 That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no, I've said too much
I haven't said enough 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Day 17 #NoirvemberChallenge
Favorite Noir Duo

I don’t have a “favorite” - there are so many to chose from! I’m going with Dr. Jeff Cameron & Margo Lannington in “Where Danger Lives” (1950).
Mentally ill femme fatale Margo Lannington (Faith Domergue) takes the wheel from her adulterous lover/second husband Dr. Jeff Cameron (Robert Mitchum), because his concussion is getting the better of him as they flee to Mexico to avoid the police arresting him for murdering her first husband (who he thought was her abusive father) (Claude Rains) - even though Margo is the murderer.
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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🎶 A message from the Queen!
🎶 A message from the Queen!
A photo of the 7 month old, grey tuxedo kitten, Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party), he mouth wide open in a yowl. A photoshop of Hyacinthe Rigaud, Louis XIV, 1701, with the king’s head replaced by the overly large head of Ginger, a Siamese mix cat with brown tabby markings above her white muzzle.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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She smiles and says, “I will always love you.”
Photo from “The Star Wars Holiday Special” (1978): A close up of two Wookiees, Chewbacca’s wife, Malla, and his disgusting Father Itchy, give terrifying smiles..
November 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Last day for Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil & Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party)’s post-spray onsie.
Photo of 7 month old grey tuxedo kitten Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil & Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party) sleeping among pet blankets in a plastic box. She is curled up in a ball, covering her head with her paws and tail, wearing a light purple post-surgical onesie.
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Image of Stephen Colbert from “The Colbert Report” (2005). He sits behind his desk, pointing at the “Threat Down” graphic. It shows the number one threat of the week: “Bears!” The graphic includes a close up of a brown bear, roaring with his fangs exposed.
November 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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BUNDT! Keep it rolling peebles!

And…. 🎶Put your tail in the air/Like you don’t care 🎶
Ginger, a white and light brown tabby mix Siamese mix, walks on a bed, away from the camera, her tail in the air. She sniffs a Squishmallow Siamese cat that is larger than the real cat is.
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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A human arm pets the back of Bertie Wooster, a grey tuxedo cat, who stands with his buttocks toward the camera, his tail up. In front of Bertie, a grey tuxedo kitten, named Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil & Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party), lies behind Bertie, looking at his backside.
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Awesome whiskers, Bertie.
An electronic California “I voted” sticker: a white oval containing the words “I VOTED”, an American flag and the California bear on a blue, striped background. Beneath it is the California state seal, and the text “California Secretary of State”.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Has enforced Silwa…. (Couldn’t resist)
Poster for the really awful C level Sci-Fi film “Cat Women of the Moon” (1953)
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil & Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party) made complete nudity, because she got out of her post-spay onsie the third time since her surgery. it takes at least a half hour to put the onsie back on…
Six month old, grey tuxedo kitten named Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Fluffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party) lies on a human bed, on a yellow coverlet. She wears a light purple post surgical onsie, and looks depressed. The same kitten, lying on a green plaid pillow, minus the onsie. Her front leg has a small section that was shaved for the surgery. She looks wearily at the camera.
November 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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This is why my (now) 6 month old cat was named Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil & Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party). Screen left: active (toothless) biting stage. Screen tight: Current phase of trying to decide if biting is worth the time & effort.
Picture of a one week old, grey tuxedo cat, named “Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party). She lies on her back on a human hand that dwarfs her. Her barely open eyes stare at the camera. Her claws are out, making her look very fierce. Current picture of the same kitten, now six months old. She lies on a human bed, on a yellow comforter. She wears a light purple, post surgical onsie. She stares to the left of the camera, neither her fangs nor claws are out.
October 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Spanish language poster for “Sampson vs Las Mujeres Vampiro (English language title: Sampson vs The Vampire Women) (1962). Lucha libre Sampson, wearing a mask and cape, raises this hand against two beautiful Vampire woman.
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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I have to put in a word for Will Ferrell….
A print ad for the film “Spirited” (2022). Will Farrell, in a green Victorian outfit, dances next to Ryan Reynolds, who wears a Santa Claus outfit.
October 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Don’t forget the they should recite free verse and be drunk off their kitty asses.
Early 20th Century Absinthe ad, with a drawing of a black cat, drinking a glass of booze half the size of the cat.
October 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Party) and Bertie Wooster “help” with the poster for today’s “No Kings” protest. #NoKings #Caturday #CatsOfBlueSky. #KittensofBlueSky
On a kitchen table, six moth old grey tuxedo cat named Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Party) lies across a poster board with the beginnings of a cartoon of Trump. It would be impossible to continue drawing with the kitten in the way. Nearby, sitting on an armchair, adult grey tuxedo cat named Bertie Wooster looks at the kitten in disgust.
October 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Photo from “The Manchurian Candidate (1962)”: Major Bennett Marco (played by Frank Sinatra) sits in from of a large projection of the world, repeating the sentence his Chinese captors have hypnotized him into saving about his fellow prisoner of war, the horrible, super selfish rich bro-ster, Raymond Shaw: “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve even known in my life.”
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Palate cleanser: Half-cat Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party) wishes everyone a happy #TongueOutTuesday #CatsofBlueSky #KittensofBlueSky
Six month old grey tuxedo kitten named “Fluffy McJazzhands von Murderbot 3000 (Shadow Minister for Evil and Puffiness, Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party)”, licks her lips. She stands on a small, formica table, in front of a microwave cooking a pizza.
October 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM