Steve in Portslade
@portsladesteve.bsky.social
dad, Christian, Portslade resident, Star Trek fan, liberal and democrat (also a Liberal Democrat)
What happens when you get your people to program your bullshit machine to say you're the best at everything?
You become the Best Piss Drinker Of All Time
You become the Best Piss Drinker Of All Time
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
What happens when you get your people to program your bullshit machine to say you're the best at everything?
You become the Best Piss Drinker Of All Time
You become the Best Piss Drinker Of All Time
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
Who should be in charge of the Louvre robbery case? (Right answers only)
WARNING: He will somehow burn down the Eiffel Tower
WARNING: He will somehow burn down the Eiffel Tower
October 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Who should be in charge of the Louvre robbery case? (Right answers only)
WARNING: He will somehow burn down the Eiffel Tower
WARNING: He will somehow burn down the Eiffel Tower
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to be able to define "mange tout", "Châteauneuf-du-Pape" and "bonnet de douche" before being allowed entry to the UK.
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to be able to define "mange tout", "Châteauneuf-du-Pape" and "bonnet de douche" before being allowed entry to the UK.
Post someone who looks good in black x
October 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Post someone who looks good in black x
At first I wasn't 100% on this being a still from a Guy Ritchie movie but then found out the bloke holding the cow is called Leighton Snelgrove
September 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
At first I wasn't 100% on this being a still from a Guy Ritchie movie but then found out the bloke holding the cow is called Leighton Snelgrove
Can't draw but did take this picture at London's Natural History Museum yesterday, does this help?
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Can't draw but did take this picture at London's Natural History Museum yesterday, does this help?
PROTECT OURS KIDS, says his hat
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR KIDS WITH THIS MAN, says my gut
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08...
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR KIDS WITH THIS MAN, says my gut
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08...
August 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
PROTECT OURS KIDS, says his hat
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR KIDS WITH THIS MAN, says my gut
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08...
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR KIDS WITH THIS MAN, says my gut
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/08...
Stop scrolling and post two characters that brought you happiness.
August 7, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that brought you happiness.
I grew up on these streets
August 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I grew up on these streets
I watch Star Trek for the plot.
July 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I watch Star Trek for the plot.
New book of the day, really looking forward to getting stuck into this one
July 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
New book of the day, really looking forward to getting stuck into this one
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
July 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
I'm from before the internet
June 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm from before the internet
Artificial intelligence when i was a kid.
May 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Artificial intelligence when i was a kid.
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
January 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Post your queen
December 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Post your queen
Does this work if the "frog" is also a scorpion who has made a profit from frog-hatred?
December 27, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Does this work if the "frog" is also a scorpion who has made a profit from frog-hatred?
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 5:02 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
A picture you can hear.
November 30, 2024 at 11:18 PM
A picture you can hear.