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Porter Mason
@portermason.bsky.social
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Cartoonist of Roonie the Rabbit, among other things. rooniecomics.com and patreon.com/portermason
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They probably aren't, which is also disappointing. #comics #animalmeme #anxiety #shy #socialanxiety #bunnies #skink #fox rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): Are they talking about me? | SKINK (thinking): There's one way to find out. | SKINK (thinking): Go over there and ask them. | SKINK (thinking): So I guess we'll never know.
November 28, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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No point being grumpy in a vacuum. #comics #animalcomic #misanthrope #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
squirrel:%20Nobody%20better%20mess%20with%20me%20today!%20%7C%20SLAM!%20The%20door%20shuts%20suddenly.%20%7C%20A%20pause.%20%7C%20SQUIRREL%3A%20OK,%20but%20isn't%20anybody%20at%20least%20gonna%20TRY?!
November 27, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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The ol' one-two. #comics #animalmeme #farting #relaxation #bunnies rooniecomics.com/com...
Small POOT! A rabbit farts. | RABBIT (thinking): No one noticed. Play it cool. RELAX. | Larger POOT! A rabbit farts big-time. | RABBIT (thinking): Too relaxed.
November 26, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Myself, I love a good squank. #webcomics #comicstrips #artist #mockingbirds rooniecomics.com/com...
BIRD (thinking): Get ready for BRILLIANCE. | SQUANK! A bird sings badly. | A pause as a bird watches people flee from their singing. | BIRD (thinking): (sigh) They weren't ready.
November 25, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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It totally counts. #comics #animalcomic #fear #skink rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): Today, I'm going to talk to people. | SKINK (thinking): Or maybe... one person. | A pause while a skink vibrates with anxiety. | SKINK (thinking): Talking to myself counts.
November 24, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Look, these jars of jelly aren't going to empty themselves. #webcomic #animalcomic #rabbits #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
squirrel:%20You%20made%20a%20huge%20stinking%20MESS!%20%7C%20RABBIT%3AYes,%20well,%20it%20happens%20to%20the%20best%20of%20us.%20%7C%20SQUIRREL%3A%20Yes.%20%7C%20SQUIRREL%3A%20And%20also%20you.
November 23, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Waiting until food is prepared and cooked is a fool's game. #webcomics #animalcomic #cooking #food #rabbits #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
squirrel:%20A%20real%20chef%20doesn't%20eat%20all%20the%20ingredients%20before%20they%20even%20start.%20%7C%20RABBIT%3A%20This%20%22real%20chef%22%20you%20speak%20of...%20%7C%20RABBIT%3A%20They%20sound%20so%20SAD...
November 22, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Like a weight has been lifted. #webcomic #animalcomic #canceledplans #introverts #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
phone:%20I'm%20not%20feeling%20well.%20%7C%20PHONE%3A%20So%20I%20can't%20make%20it%20to%20lunch.%20%7C%20CANCELED%20PLANS!%20Birds%20sing,%20butterflies%20flap,%20a%20squirrel%20floats%20on%20a%20cloud%20of%20joy.%20%7C%20SQUIRREL%20(through%20joyous%20tears)%3A%20I-%20I-%20(sniff)%20I'm%20just%20DISAPPOINTED.%20B-but...%20you...%20you%20REST...
November 21, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Which, to be fair, is the most exciting kind. #comics #comicstrips #competition #squirrels #foxes rooniecomics.com/com...
squirrel:%20Life%20is%20not%20a%20game.%20%7C%20FOX%20(thinking)%3A%20No.%20%7C%20FOX%20(thinking)%3A%20It's%20a%20single-elimination%20winner-take-all%20tournament.
November 20, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Perfect symbiosis of ignorance and blather. #comics #animalcomic #rabbit #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: I don't listen to you much. | SQUIRREL: I don't say much important. | RABBIT: So it works out! SQUIRREL: Yes.
November 19, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Some just come from bad homes. #comics #animalmeme #bears #jelly #bunnies rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT (thinking as they dangle above sleeping bears): No idea is a bad idea. | RABBIT (thinking as they drop a jar of jelly, waking up a sleeping bear): But some really aren't holding their weight.
November 18, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Artists must suffer. For some reason. #webcomic #animalcomic #artist #isolation #lonely #mockingbird rooniecomics.com/com...
BIRD (thinking): Others just live. I CREATE! | Bird furiously paints while peeking at others having fun in the distance. | BIRD (thinking): Living doesn't look so bad though.
November 17, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Rhetoric comes in many forms. #webcomic #animalcomic #eggs #squirrel rooniecomics.com/com...
SPLORT! An egg hits a squirrel. | SQUIRREL (thinking): Why ME?! | SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT! SPLORT! A squirrel is hit by many eggs. | SQUIRREL (thinking): Fair point.
November 16, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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There's no U in meditation. #webcomics #comicstrip #ego #meditation #rabbits #foxes rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: We are all one. | FOX: Sure... | FOX: But me a little moreso, right?
November 15, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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I'd probably just get pears instead. #webcomics #animalcomic #shopping #ants rooniecomics.com/com...
GROCERY STORE CUSTOMER: Hey, how much are these peaches? OTHER ANT: Sir! SIR!! You're being very aggressive with me!! | GROCERY STORE CUSTOMER: Aggressive? OTHER ANT: You're VERY close to me, and it's making me VERY uncomfortable. | GROCERY STORE CUSTOMER: OK, sorry, sorry. How's this? OTHER ANT: Better. | GROCERY STORE CUSTOMER: So how much are the peaches? OTHER ANT: Oh, I don't work here.
November 14, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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It's a nice idea, but let's be honest with ourselves. #comics #animalcomic #food #rabbits rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT (thinking): I could save half of this for tomorrow. | RABBIT (thinking): But that doesn't sound like me.
November 13, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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I'd rather be right than happy. #webcomic #animalcomic #eggs #fear #skinks rooniecomics.com/com...
Skink looks lovingly at a flower. | SPLORT! Skink is hit by an egg. | SKINK (thinking): My worst fears have come true! | SKINK (thinking): How comforting. | SKINK (thinking): My worst fears have come true!
November 12, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Anything is a lot of things. #webcomic #animalcomic #friendship #rabbit #fox rooniecomics.com/com...
FOX (thinking): I would do anything for my friends. | Rabbit falls off cliff. | FOX (thinking): In theory.
November 11, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Always is a lot. #comics #animalmeme #friendship #talkingintrees #treethoughts #bunny #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: I'm always here for you. | SQUIRREL: Yes. | SQUIRREL: Could you stop?
November 10, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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We are in agreement. #comics #comicstrip #food #mad #messy #bunnies #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
SQUIRREL: I'm so MAD at you! | RABBIT: Yes... I can see why. | RABBIT: I'm on your side, really.
November 9, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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That's about all we can ask for. #webcomic #comicstrip #happy #nervous #bunny #skink rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: You make me happy. | SKINK (thinking): You make me nervous. | SKINK (thinking): But... so does everything. | SKINK (thinking): And you a little less so.
November 8, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Keep it like a secret. #webcomics #animalcomic #sadness #rabbit #squirrels rooniecomics.com/com...
SQUIRREL (thinking): I was very sad. | SQUIRREL (thinking): And you made me feel better. | A pause. | SQUIRREL (thinking): But I'll never tell.
November 7, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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Cheese puffs as self-help. #webcomics #animalmeme #food #squirrels #skinks rooniecomics.com/com...
RABBIT: Snacks? | SQUIRREL: No thanks, I'm good. | RABBIT: Yes. | RABBIT: But you'd be better with snacks.
November 6, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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It's too much of a gamble. #comics #animalcomic #agoraphobia #anxiety #confidence #skinks rooniecomics.com/com...
SKINK (thinking): Today, I'm going outside. | RADIO: There's a 10% chance of rain. | SKINK (thinking): I don't like those odds.
November 5, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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But, you know, really well though. #comics #animalmeme #competition #ego #friendship #rabbit #fox rooniecomics.com/com...
FOX (thinking): I want my friends to do well. | Fox furiously paints a more elaborate picture than the rabbit. | FOX (thinking): Just... not better than me.
November 4, 2023 at 5:00 PM