David Porter 🇪🇺🔸🌈 🐈
@porterd.bsky.social
European, Dancer, Ceramicist, Bird watcher, Rust programmer, Python programmer, MBTI = INTJ-T, Views are my own. @dave_port@mstdn.social. DMs by invitation only.
A Christmas tree made from lobster pots where I live.
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
A Christmas tree made from lobster pots where I live.
Actual breakfast. Yum
November 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Actual breakfast. Yum
Warning! If you sit too long the tree will grow around you.
October 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Warning! If you sit too long the tree will grow around you.
Wonder if it’ll get rid of my bunion? 😂😂😂
October 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Wonder if it’ll get rid of my bunion? 😂😂😂
Love it. A real life
September 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Love it. A real life
I’m trying not to write in German. Honest guv!
September 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I’m trying not to write in German. Honest guv!
Thank you. You’re correct with the rain
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Thank you. You’re correct with the rain
Tea on its way!
September 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Tea on its way!
Big breakfast at the Pavilion Tea Rooms
September 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Big breakfast at the Pavilion Tea Rooms
Not for EU. Wonder what’s wrong with it. Probably won’t buy another one.
August 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Not for EU. Wonder what’s wrong with it. Probably won’t buy another one.
Well that’s convenient.
August 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Well that’s convenient.
Solitude is ideal.
August 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Solitude is ideal.
Good morning Elizabeth. Low tide here in Emsworth Harbour, UK. Just enjoying a beer before I go home.
August 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Good morning Elizabeth. Low tide here in Emsworth Harbour, UK. Just enjoying a beer before I go home.
Low tide at Emsworth harbour
August 2, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Low tide at Emsworth harbour
Freddy the fox. A regular garden visitor.
July 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Freddy the fox. A regular garden visitor.
Tempting you again with the bacon bap.🤗😘
July 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Tempting you again with the bacon bap.🤗😘
A little bit overcast here, but my espresso and bacon bap will make it sunny. Have a lovely day 🤗😘
June 29, 2025 at 9:09 AM
A little bit overcast here, but my espresso and bacon bap will make it sunny. Have a lovely day 🤗😘
Doesn’t take long for the scammers to start work.
June 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Doesn’t take long for the scammers to start work.
Good morning Paulette 😊☕️☕️🥐
It’s a bit windy over the harbour.
It’s a bit windy over the harbour.
May 25, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Good morning Paulette 😊☕️☕️🥐
It’s a bit windy over the harbour.
It’s a bit windy over the harbour.
Must try harder 😂
May 16, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Must try harder 😂
Hope it’s big enough 🤗😘…. The croissant I mean.
April 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Hope it’s big enough 🤗😘…. The croissant I mean.
Liked the painting, but I like your new profile picture better. Your painting actually reminded me of this mosaic, set in the wall of Mottifont House.
March 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Liked the painting, but I like your new profile picture better. Your painting actually reminded me of this mosaic, set in the wall of Mottifont House.
Anti-wrinkle creams and powders for Mother’s Day half price at Waitrose. Clip round the ear not included 😂😂
February 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Anti-wrinkle creams and powders for Mother’s Day half price at Waitrose. Clip round the ear not included 😂😂
