Constantine VII
@porphyrogenitos.bsky.social
Definitely a human person. Absolutely.
I unapologetically love Starbucks. I go there every morning and many afternoons. I’m a shareholder. However, I also don’t believe in crossing a picket line, so I haven’t been to a Starbucks since November 12th, even though I have a go hunting for other coffee I don’t like as much in the morning.
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I unapologetically love Starbucks. I go there every morning and many afternoons. I’m a shareholder. However, I also don’t believe in crossing a picket line, so I haven’t been to a Starbucks since November 12th, even though I have a go hunting for other coffee I don’t like as much in the morning.
He also did VFX for and directed several episodes of Babylon 5.
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
He also did VFX for and directed several episodes of Babylon 5.
Or another Junkasaurus leg. You pick.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Or another Junkasaurus leg. You pick.
Look, the NYT is reporting today that Nancy Mace is considering resigning her R+6 seat early to send a message to Mike Johnson that he’s a misogynist who can’t find his butt with both hands. Let’s just all wish her good vibes today and encourage her to follow her instincts.
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Look, the NYT is reporting today that Nancy Mace is considering resigning her R+6 seat early to send a message to Mike Johnson that he’s a misogynist who can’t find his butt with both hands. Let’s just all wish her good vibes today and encourage her to follow her instincts.
Also, reading up on Alison Mack’s current spouse and, uh, wow.
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Also, reading up on Alison Mack’s current spouse and, uh, wow.
Running through the cast of Smallville in my head (a show I have watched maybe four episodes of) and asking myself, “Who would I guess would be the sex cultist?”
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Running through the cast of Smallville in my head (a show I have watched maybe four episodes of) and asking myself, “Who would I guess would be the sex cultist?”
Y’all are just hung up on the wrong Byzantine Emperor TBH.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Y’all are just hung up on the wrong Byzantine Emperor TBH.
You say “the usual nonsense” like that’s not what I’m coughing up twenty-four bucks a month for.
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You say “the usual nonsense” like that’s not what I’m coughing up twenty-four bucks a month for.
So Homer was born the year the first Simpsons short appeared on The Tracey Ullman show. Cool. Cool cool. Cool cool cool.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So Homer was born the year the first Simpsons short appeared on The Tracey Ullman show. Cool. Cool cool. Cool cool cool.
Is it not weird to anyone that journalists keep giving their reporting subject significant gifts?
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Is it not weird to anyone that journalists keep giving their reporting subject significant gifts?
No, no, embrace the cheese. It will keep you warm throughout the winter.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
No, no, embrace the cheese. It will keep you warm throughout the winter.
Been there, done that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Been there, done that.
There’s one in Joliet now, too.
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
There’s one in Joliet now, too.
Maybe she thinks you hail from the lowlands of Uruguay and Argentina?
November 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Maybe she thinks you hail from the lowlands of Uruguay and Argentina?
“…but won’t say which one.”
Like we all wouldn’t know it was Janice.
Like we all wouldn’t know it was Janice.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“…but won’t say which one.”
Like we all wouldn’t know it was Janice.
Like we all wouldn’t know it was Janice.
Even better, their T&Cs include mandatory arbitration and class waiver provisions, so you can’t sue.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Even better, their T&Cs include mandatory arbitration and class waiver provisions, so you can’t sue.