Constantine VII
@porphyrogenitos.bsky.social
Definitely a human person. Absolutely.
“Pardon me, I know I’m at Disney World, but do you know where I can find the Japanese equivalent of The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle?”
“Hang on, I got you bro.”
“Hang on, I got you bro.”
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“Pardon me, I know I’m at Disney World, but do you know where I can find the Japanese equivalent of The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle?”
“Hang on, I got you bro.”
“Hang on, I got you bro.”
Been there, done that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Been there, done that.
Thanks AI, you’re the best. All that money is clearly worth it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Thanks AI, you’re the best. All that money is clearly worth it.
Fall has arrived in Chicago.
October 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Fall has arrived in Chicago.
Still there! (For now.)
October 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Still there! (For now.)
It’s always a good day for a heron sighting.
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It’s always a good day for a heron sighting.
That’s not exactly what happened:
September 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
That’s not exactly what happened:
Extremely same.
August 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Extremely same.
After listening to @lentesta.bsky.social, @jimshull.bsky.social, and Jim Hill talk about Crush’s Coaster a few months ago on Disney Unpacked, I’m excited to finally try it out (even with the 110 minute wait and the possibility of missing our dinner reservation).
August 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
After listening to @lentesta.bsky.social, @jimshull.bsky.social, and Jim Hill talk about Crush’s Coaster a few months ago on Disney Unpacked, I’m excited to finally try it out (even with the 110 minute wait and the possibility of missing our dinner reservation).
For whatever reason, Canada is far better represented in it’s a small world in Disneyland Paris than in any other version of the ride.
August 21, 2025 at 9:13 AM
For whatever reason, Canada is far better represented in it’s a small world in Disneyland Paris than in any other version of the ride.
You could not ask for nicer weather at Disneyland Paris today.
August 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
You could not ask for nicer weather at Disneyland Paris today.
I like big geese and I cannot lie.
August 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I like big geese and I cannot lie.
This shirt my wife just bought me is my new spirit animal. Thanks, @theonion.com!
August 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This shirt my wife just bought me is my new spirit animal. Thanks, @theonion.com!
It’s early July, people!
July 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It’s early July, people!
Pro tip: Do not be this law firm.
July 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pro tip: Do not be this law firm.
I’m so glad Google has switched to an AI prompt. It’s so much better.
July 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m so glad Google has switched to an AI prompt. It’s so much better.
I need someone to explain to me why the heck Waco is in the United States District Court for the Western District of Texas.
June 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I need someone to explain to me why the heck Waco is in the United States District Court for the Western District of Texas.
This seems a questionable location for a porta-potty.
June 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This seems a questionable location for a porta-potty.
Dusk at the Magic Kingdom
June 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Dusk at the Magic Kingdom
Chicago does not disappoint in the spring.
May 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Chicago does not disappoint in the spring.
