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Matt Larkin
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all foods are breakfast foods / all power to the people / roll tide y’all
I am so upset rn
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
World Cup matches at Bryant-Denny would be dope, tbh
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
lol, lmao even
Adams, who's rumored to be looking at a job with an Israeli company, goes on about why it's wrong to divest from any Israeli companies: "You take investment out of Israel you don't have the technologies that are going to help our grandmothers, our grandfathers, our children."
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
wow, that’s a big one
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Reposted by Matt Larkin
This is what a valueless proposition of higher education looks like
The University of Alabama on Monday suspended two student magazines — one appealing to women, another to Black students — saying they ran afoul of guidance from the Justice Department on DEI programs.
U. of Alabama Suspends Black and Female Student Magazines, Citing D.E.I. Guidance
Officials told staff members at two student-run publications, called Nineteen Fifty-Six and Alice, that they were not compliant with Attorney General Pam Bondi’s memo on diversity programs.
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
‘tis the szn
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Found the $10.99 pot roast special at the same spot with $5 3:2 black jack tables. I may never leave.
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Different Garden Arena. Still put up 100 points. This team sure is fun to watch when the 3s are falling.

Roll Tide 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
had an important work presentation today
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
poverty is a policy choice
The MTA reports it spent $70 million on subway gate guards last year: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/9jSb-z
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Helped raise a bunch of money for Harlem Grown today 👍🏾
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
What’s that thing @amandamull.bsky.social and @stevengodfrey.bsky.social are always saying about putting more sports journalists in newsrooms??
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein

this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by Matt Larkin
we already HAVE a federal nutrition program that restricts what you can buy with it on nutritional grounds (WIC) and it has low participation rates in part because those restrictions make it difficult to use!

restrictions on SNAP spending are about paternalism, not about good food policy
Gov. Tate Reeves aims to ban Mississippi SNAP recipients from buying unhealthy foods in a bid to woo U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the State seeks federal funding for a rural health-care program.
Reeves Seeks to Ban SNAP Recipients From Sugary Foods
Gov. Tate Reeves aims to ban Mississippi SNAP recipients from buying unhealthy foods as part of a bid to woo Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Jesus Christ this is bleak
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
100 points in The Garden. Roll tide boys 🫡
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hell yeah
The final ridership numbers for last week are in, and Wednesday's total ridership clocks in at 4,601,948.

That's new post-COVID number to beat, and the first day above 4.6 million since the first week of March 2020.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Let’s goooooooooooooo
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by Matt Larkin
😢
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reposted by Matt Larkin
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sunday Funday at the Met
November 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
🎃👻🧌
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Incredible energy from Little Simz last night at the Brooklyn Paramount
October 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Did I wait until today to vote specifically for this sticker? Perhaps. It’s impossible to say definitively one way or the other.

But the more important part is that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going to be the next mayor of NYC.
October 31, 2025 at 12:50 PM
$350/month is a lot less than I spend on groceries to feed my 2 person household and I would assume that the same is true for this asshole as well
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.

He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Reposted by Matt Larkin
Rep. Rosa DeLauro: "On the food stamp issue, the money is there! Let them not get away with saying they can't do it. Their political will isn't there to feed the people who rely on the SNAP program which is the most effective anti-hunger program in the USA."
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM