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Johnny
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How can you not take this for a walk!? you win dog.... you win.. ❤️ 🌱
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
National Trust... Nostell Priory.. jam, scones and cream.. mate... heaven... ❤️

You go girl, what an amazing job/institution.
September 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Change of career.. going into conservation... It's not a bad place to study.. 🌱
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Think you'd like this book if you haven't read it, Alastair.. It's started many a career in conservation.
August 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have a little 2km country walk that I do most mornings and I thought I'd set a challenge and try and record and identify all the plants I see... It's more difficult than I expected. 🙄😭

Nice hobby though. 🌱
August 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Absolute best of us, unbelievably intelligent, unbelievably brave and unbelievably kind. This is one of my favourite documentaries. Definitely worth a watch. What a life.
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pumpkin patch update... 🌱🎃
August 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Off to bed.. Night everyone. x 🌱🐶
August 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
August 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
August 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Dog "What are you doing with your life.. get a shave, and take me for a walk" 🌱😂
August 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Pumpkin patch update.. 🎃

First time growing pumpkins.. I didn't know what to expect, I do now... Seriously... pumpkins take no prisoners.. Rapid growth... apex plant.. taking over my garden..triffids.. the stuff of fairy tales.. WOW. 🌱
July 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
There you go...

Conclusive evidence.
July 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Doing a house experiment.

Do cats prefer to sleep on items that match their fur colour?

Result... Inconclusive.

🌱🍽️
July 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Whenever life kicks me in the balls, I find nature. I find the countryside, or the mountains, or the beach, or I look up at the stars at night.. To realise that my problems are the same problems many people have had, and it's all insignificant. Just enjoy your precious time on this planet. 💖🌱
July 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Think I've underestimated the pumpkin. I thought if i get one or two I'll be happy... "Gonna need a bigger patch." 🌱🦈
July 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
New job. I haven't studied in a while... This should keep me busy. 🙄😂

Wish me luck. 🌱
July 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
🎵The summer wind, came blowing in, from across the sea🎵

English countryside in the summer... Hard to beat 😍🌱
July 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Out doing some conservation work today in Maldon, salt marshes... so vital and beautiful. Doesn't get the same attention as prom queen woods or prom king countryside🙄😂, but just as important and worthy of attention, truly fascinating. 🌱
June 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Went to a college to look at some courses that I need for work... Took one look at these guys.. "Where do I sign up?" 😂🌱
June 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Pumpkin Patch update...
I'm genuinely surprised how fast they're growing...This is about a week after planting....

I keep showing my family with astonishment and they say.. "Are you 9 years old" 🙄😂🌱
June 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Happy Fathers day.. Look at my children.. won't be long until they're fully grown pumpkins, going to pumpkin college 🌱
June 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
🎵Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter sown,
And through the merry flowers of June🎵

🧙‍♂️ - J.R.R Tolkien. 🌱
June 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This just came today... Ooh la la... Almost too nice to stick in the soil.. I want to hang it on my wall, it's a piece of art! 🌱
June 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Starting a pumpkin patch for Halloween🎃 I'm a bit late, and I've bought gigantic pumpkin seeds by mistake... Apparently they look like this.

I'm going for it.... Wish me luck. 🫡🌱
June 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM