You'd see him looking out at the sea, surfboard in hand, and then it'd cut to credits

"JD, have you spilled some glue on these seat covers?"

Yeah, he does. His brain is just like a really smooth Jelly mould at this point and it won't be long until JD Vance is sitting on the Golden Throne.

Genesys is probably the one that would handle it best, as a lot of the powers you could probably pull straight from Star Wars

"You remember that one time, when you said "It's not like the bacon did it", which, for all you guys at home, let me explain. it's kind of an in joke we have in our house that started a few years ago when Tina had---"
*15mins of an hour long podcast spent explaining an unfunny in joke*

I think my group and I have latched on to Foundry and anything that isn't that feels weird. I think we're all kind of ready to peel ourselves away from it though and go a bit more traditional

If you do, I will happily pay for it, and if you don't, I'll still play the game anyway because it's awesome(I just need to be better at keeping notes/tracking things with the hands that evolution blessed me with)