Pootle Town
@pootletown.bsky.social
Yes, I work and no, you won’t have heard about it. And still, after decades of doing what I do….no one has been able to come up with a job description. When that day comes, listen to the roar of “Yes! That’s it!”.
Charity alive and kicking in Tottenham St W1…
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Charity alive and kicking in Tottenham St W1…
To my drying-off pups. Thanks for the very lingering memory made in the marital bed.
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
To my drying-off pups. Thanks for the very lingering memory made in the marital bed.
Ardcore Arbitration today at PT Towers
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Ardcore Arbitration today at PT Towers
Woohooooo!! Bilal won!! So deserved.
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Woohooooo!! Bilal won!! So deserved.
I passed by a “protest” foolish kids chose to stage on Oct 7 - to proclaim they’ve charged their Uni with genocide - chanters anonymous in masks, scarves and designer sunnies. So, Dropped out in Disgust with time to spare volunteering with THIS, right? I saw not one look down as they snaked past.
October 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I passed by a “protest” foolish kids chose to stage on Oct 7 - to proclaim they’ve charged their Uni with genocide - chanters anonymous in masks, scarves and designer sunnies. So, Dropped out in Disgust with time to spare volunteering with THIS, right? I saw not one look down as they snaked past.
The mug and toothbrush holder doorstop at PT Towers refuses to die
October 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The mug and toothbrush holder doorstop at PT Towers refuses to die
Mama. It’s not fair. DO something.
September 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mama. It’s not fair. DO something.
Khan doing a good job? Nah. As if.
What I call tablecloth economics.
Cost of Living - ouch.
Spending more than earning.
Selling the family silver.
Less to rob per house.
Fewer houses to rob.
Thieving gits can’t afford to buy knives.
What I call tablecloth economics.
Cost of Living - ouch.
Spending more than earning.
Selling the family silver.
Less to rob per house.
Fewer houses to rob.
Thieving gits can’t afford to buy knives.
September 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Khan doing a good job? Nah. As if.
What I call tablecloth economics.
Cost of Living - ouch.
Spending more than earning.
Selling the family silver.
Less to rob per house.
Fewer houses to rob.
Thieving gits can’t afford to buy knives.
What I call tablecloth economics.
Cost of Living - ouch.
Spending more than earning.
Selling the family silver.
Less to rob per house.
Fewer houses to rob.
Thieving gits can’t afford to buy knives.
Is it emasculating to ask Mr PT if the screws have gone into a joist not just the plasterboard ceiling panel? To receive a 1m wide round metal chain tiered chandelier? Where previously hung a feather and paper installation.
September 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Is it emasculating to ask Mr PT if the screws have gone into a joist not just the plasterboard ceiling panel? To receive a 1m wide round metal chain tiered chandelier? Where previously hung a feather and paper installation.
Fiscal waterboarding continues. Just saying…
August 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Fiscal waterboarding continues. Just saying…
Enough is enough….Washington bound.
August 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Enough is enough….Washington bound.
Trump’s path as charted on our scribble wall here at PT Towers
August 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Trump’s path as charted on our scribble wall here at PT Towers
Well today’s news explains yesterday’s puzzle - the Beta page I came across when renewing my postal vote registration..
July 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Well today’s news explains yesterday’s puzzle - the Beta page I came across when renewing my postal vote registration..
Votes at 16. That explains this puzzling beta page I came across yesterday when renewing my postal vote registration…
July 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Votes at 16. That explains this puzzling beta page I came across yesterday when renewing my postal vote registration…
If ever there was a need for diplomacy…
June 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If ever there was a need for diplomacy…
Our inspiration board here at PT Towers
May 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Our inspiration board here at PT Towers
In fox, Kinky Tail’s asking “wot no eggs, no chook, no shoes?”
May 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
In fox, Kinky Tail’s asking “wot no eggs, no chook, no shoes?”
Bad news first. Our 5* superhost status may be gorn. Good news, Kinky Tail is clearly back on fiiiine form and back to steal guests’ shoes.
May 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Bad news first. Our 5* superhost status may be gorn. Good news, Kinky Tail is clearly back on fiiiine form and back to steal guests’ shoes.
Happy Friday. Kinkytail’s back on form. Two eyes, no mange. It’s been amazing seeing him again after 4 years. A little sad hoping he doesn’t come back - seeing as he only turns up when he’s in a fix. Come to think of it, rather like adult offspring.
April 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Happy Friday. Kinkytail’s back on form. Two eyes, no mange. It’s been amazing seeing him again after 4 years. A little sad hoping he doesn’t come back - seeing as he only turns up when he’s in a fix. Come to think of it, rather like adult offspring.
Gnight. Today was a riptide day as we call it in PT Towers.
April 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Gnight. Today was a riptide day as we call it in PT Towers.
This is what I was called in to arbitrate today. Challenging times.
March 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is what I was called in to arbitrate today. Challenging times.
Slowly but surely we’re managing to fix Kinky Tail. Last seen 2021. Found him two weeks ago sitting in his old spot, in a right pickle with one working eye. One treatment down and he’s looking a little more buff - bet he’ll be off back to his missus any day.
March 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Slowly but surely we’re managing to fix Kinky Tail. Last seen 2021. Found him two weeks ago sitting in his old spot, in a right pickle with one working eye. One treatment down and he’s looking a little more buff - bet he’ll be off back to his missus any day.
Not going deaf then. “The Other” has taken all sorts of meaning in this house now - bin duty, you’re grounded, the works.
March 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Not going deaf then. “The Other” has taken all sorts of meaning in this house now - bin duty, you’re grounded, the works.