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nsfw dirty doodles and such. well over the age of 18. do not interact if under 18.
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poorlyporned.bsky.social
my last two pieces for this fic. it was a joy to work with the good doctor.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is lying naked on a bed (it's not shown in the drawing but his arms are bound to the headboard and there is a spreader bar between his legs.) Stede is kneeling next to him, fully clothed and jerking him off. He tells Ed "I think you have more in you." Ed is stuck in a wall, upper half on one side, lower on the other. the wall is cross-sectgioned to show he's resting on a plank within the wall. his pants are around his ankles. Stede is fully nude and fucking him from behind, one hand on Ed's hip. the other is on the wall, and he's looking down. Ed's arms are braced on the other side of the wall, like he's trying to push himself back on Stede's cock.
November 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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#OFMDKinktober25 day 21: leather and spanking

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is seated on the edge of a bed. he is wearing (all black leather) a biker cap, harness, chaps, boots, and gloves. his right arm is raised, holding a paddle. Stede is across his lap, wearing only a leather jockstrap and harness. his ass is red and has marks on it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 18: coming untouched

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is spread-eagled on a bed, ankles and wrists chained to the headboard and footboard. Ed is riding him, eyes closed and head thrown back as he comes. come is splattered all over Stede's belly and chest, even on his mouth. Stede is saying “That’s it, darling, just like that, so beautiful...”
October 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 17: chastity device and fisting

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is on his back, head propped up by a pillow, pulling his legs back to his chest. he looks flustered and a little overwhelmed, blushing all over. he is wearing a cock cage. Ed kneels before him, hair up in a messy bun, wearing a black crop top and panties. he's wrist deep in Stede's hole with his left arm, his right hand bracing on Stede's leg. he's watching his fist disappear into Stede, blushing a little.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 16: public/semi-public sex

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede and Ed are on a hotel balcony, Stede behind Ed, fucking him. His face is pressed into Ed's head, eyes closed and mouth open wide as if he were panting or moaning. He has on a polo shirt, and his pants are shoved down mid-thign. Ed looking over his shoulder at him, eyes half-closed. He has on a t-shirt with a wide neck, exposing his right shoulder, and denim cutoffs pushed down mid-thigh. His arms are braced on the railing. Stede's right arm is around his chest, pushing his shirt up, and Stede's left hand is just barely visible jerking him off. Plants surround them, and in the background at some distance, people are visible hanging around a pool.
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 15: predicament bondage and anal hook

#ofmdnsfw #IzzyHands
Izzy is naked save for a simple black harness and black cuffs on his wrists and ankles (including the wooden one.) He is forced to squat because short chains connect his wrist cuffs to the ankle ones. An anal hook has been inserted in him, attached to a bit in his mouth, forcing his head up if he wants relief from it. He is sweating visibly.
October 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 day 14: stockings and pet play

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is wearing black cat ears, paw mitts, a tail, and a black collar that says 'kitten'. Stede is seated on a chair, only his bestockinged leg visible along with a hand petting Ed's hair. Ed is holding onto his leg and rubbing his face against the stocking.
October 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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#OFMDKinktober25 day 13: breeding and monsterfucking

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is a huge werewolf and he is standing on his hind legs, holding up Ed to his chest while fucking him with a huge cock, knot ready to push inside Ed. He's got one giant hand holding Ed by the torso while the other is jerking him off. Ed is having a great time, head thrown back in ecstacy as he clings to Stede's fur.
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinktober25 Day 9: double-headed dildo

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede and Ed are sitting on the ground, facing each other, legs intertwined. they are using a double-headed dildo together.
October 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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#OFMDKinktober25 Day 8: anal plug and cuffs

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is dressed in a low cut white blouse, grey skirt, and thigh high stockings. His hair is pulled up in a high ponytail. He is bent over a desk, left leg pushed up on it. Leather cuffs are around his wrists, and his skirt is pushed up over his ass. Stede is in a suit and bent over him, fucking him and kissing his neck. a butt plug lies on a handkerchief next to them. Stede is saying "Ed, fuck, I'm going to come."
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
#OFMDKinkober25 day 7: lingerie and priest kink
Stede is leaning against an altar. he's wearing a roman collar, clerical shirt, and cassock. the shirt and cassock are both open and pushed aside to show that he's also wearing a bra and garter belt. he's blushing and looking down at Ed, who's sucking on his nipple through the bra and jerking him off.
October 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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#OFMDKinktober25 Day 6: collar and bukkake

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illustration from the lower half of Ed's face to his collarbones. his hair is loose and he's wearing a black leather collar with a bell attached to it. 'kitten' is on it in metal letters. there's come splattered all over him, and he's licking his lips.
October 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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#OFMDKinktober25 Day 5: glory hole

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Stede is licking the head of a pierced cock that's pushed through a glory hole (obviously Ed's cock). Stede is wearing a suit, necktie fully done up. his hands are pressed against the wall.
October 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Day 1 pt 2: sex machine

#ofmdKinktober25 #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is on his hands and knees on a bed, wearing a jockstrap, looking over his shoulder with a look of pure pleasure on his face. he's being fucked by a sex machine. Stede is standing behind it, using his phone to control the machine, and palming his erection through his jeans. there is a camera and a box light. Stede is saying "You're taking it so beautifully. I think you can take more."
October 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
Happy #OFMDKinktober25!!!

Day 1: anal beads

This was a collab with @drcfxtina.bsky.social, and there will be more from us throughout the month!

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
b&w sketch of Stede naked on his hands and knees, ass toward the viewer. his right arm is reaching back to tease anal beads at his hole, and his head is turned so you can see him smiling and winking (well you can only see one eye but he is winking)
October 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
people keep reminding me of old art I haven't posted yet over here

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is lying on his back, naked. His right arm is stretched out, fingers clawing, and his left arm is bent up alongside his head. His head is thrown back in ecstasy, eyes closed and mouth open. His nipple is pierced with a silver ring, and he has a prince albert and a jacob's ladder in his dick. His legs are around Stede's head, who is also naked, lying on his front with his face buried in Ed's ass. Part of his beard is visible, and he is freckled all over.
September 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
still really love this piece I did for the A-to-Z of Ed Teach zine

#gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw
Ed is kneeling, back to the viewer, legs spread apart. His head is turned slightly to the right so that you can see his eyelashes, showing his eyes are closed. His hair is piled on top of his head, held in place by the black cravat, and he is wearing the pearl necklace. He is bound in gold rope, tied to form an X over his back; the rope is also around his arms. A bejeweled butt plug is visible between his cheeks.
August 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
messy sketch of Ed and Stede. Ed is lying on his front, hair down, head up and mouth open. he's looking back at Stede, who's lying on top of him, and blushing. Stede is whispering in his ear "Bite the pillow. I'm going in."
August 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
nobody cares anymore about my old art but I want to eventually get it all over here

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is on a bed, leaning back on pillows, facing the viewer with his legs bent and open in front of him. He is wearing a dark purple t-shirt with purple lettering that reads 'he/him/hole.' The shirt is shoved up his chest, with the left side pushed up more to expose a pierced nipple. He also has on fingerless black leather gloves, wide fishnet stockins held up by garters, and black combat boots. His left hand is holding his cock - which has frenulum and ladder piercings - and his right hand is fingering his asshole. He also has septum and labret piercings, as well as earrings. His long hair is loose and shaved on one side.
July 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
screenshot from ep 7 of season 2 of OFMD of Stede's bare chest as he's reclining in bed after Ed brings him breakfast. there's a little cartoony drawing of Ed licking his nipple (similar to the Spongebob licking meme)
July 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
nice
screenshot showing this has 69 reposts
July 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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sneaky peeky
photo of a sketch of Ed looking very content with Stede's dick in his mouth
June 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
this is going around on tumblr again and I realized I never posted it here, so!

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed and Stede are naked on a twin size bed in the shape of a boat, with a wheel at the front and a pirate flag in the back. Ed is on his knees, his wrists tied to the wheel. His eyes are closed and mouth open in a moan. Stede is behind him, fucking him, one hand pulling Ed's hair and the other on Ed's hip. Stede is wearing a black pirate hat. They both have gold bands on their ring fingers.
May 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
happy Easter!

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Ed is kneeling and Stede is across his lap. They are both wearing latex reverse bunny suits - full bodysuits with the torso cut out, so that everything but the arms and legs are exposed. They also have white collars, black bowties, and white cuffs with pink heart cufflinks. Matching bunny ears are on their heads. Ed's nipples are pierced with thick silver rings. From Stede's positioning, you can also see there's a white bunny tail in the back, and cutouts in the ass to expose the cheeks. Ed is looking down at Stede, an amused expression on his face. He's got a firm grasp on Stede's ass, pulling aside the thong of the suit so he can fuck Stede with a carrot shaped dildo. Stedes arms are tied at the wrists, and his legs are tied at the ankles, knees, and thighs. Rope is tied from the ankles to thighs, keeping his legs bent. His ass is pink and there is a visible handprint on it. He looks flustered and aroused.
April 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
poorlyporned.bsky.social
more old art, orig. posted 04.09.22. I'm not saying that beam of light was meant to resemble a lighthouse, but I'm not NOT saying that either.

#ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
illustration of Ed Teach from Our Flag Means Death. He is lying on the floor of Stede's auxiliary wardrobe. It is dark save for a rectangle of light that stretches up his body. He is nude except for the pink floral robe that is open, exposing his body. His right hand is aorund his dick, and the black cravat is also in the same hand. His stomach is spattered with come. His left hand is pressed against his forehead and he has a pained expression, tears running down his face. His beard is half-grown out. Clothes are strewn around him and there is a footstool knocked over.
April 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM