Uncle Doofus
@poorjavier.bsky.social
That sparkley silver look just screams "The Future!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That sparkley silver look just screams "The Future!"
It's always gone to soon. 🥧🥧
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's always gone to soon. 🥧🥧
Don't drink the water.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Don't drink the water.
And don't mess with the mac & cheese.
a hot dog with a face on it is surrounded by macaroni cheese
ALT: a hot dog with a face on it is surrounded by macaroni cheese
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
And don't mess with the mac & cheese.
Love the commotion. Every song is a fist fight, in a good way. Great energy release live.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Love the commotion. Every song is a fist fight, in a good way. Great energy release live.
"Revenge of the Return" is definitely better than
"Ewww, You're My Sister?!"
"Ewww, You're My Sister?!"
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"Revenge of the Return" is definitely better than
"Ewww, You're My Sister?!"
"Ewww, You're My Sister?!"
Well played Thee Netherlands.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Well played Thee Netherlands.
we watched up here in Seattle. Bummed Seattle Reign were not there. ⚽⚽
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
we watched up here in Seattle. Bummed Seattle Reign were not there. ⚽⚽
I'm bored with prequel movies. HOWEVER we need a good Chewbacca origin movie. A Good One.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I'm bored with prequel movies. HOWEVER we need a good Chewbacca origin movie. A Good One.
She took all their kibbles and bits. Then she sang a song to all the good doggies.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
She took all their kibbles and bits. Then she sang a song to all the good doggies.
Send him to the cornfield. please.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Send him to the cornfield. please.
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman
That I ever seen
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman
That I ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman
That I ever seen
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman
That I ever seen
You warned me
I didn't have to read it
But I did
All my fault.
I didn't have to read it
But I did
All my fault.
a soccer game is being played in mexico and the announcer says no no no nooo
ALT: a soccer game is being played in mexico and the announcer says no no no nooo
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You warned me
I didn't have to read it
But I did
All my fault.
I didn't have to read it
But I did
All my fault.
yup. Stay vaccinated please.💉💉
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
yup. Stay vaccinated please.💉💉
The problem with deviled-eggs is that each one is half an egg. two halves = 1 whole egg. Before you know it, you've eaten a whole coop! 🐔🐣🐣🥚
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The problem with deviled-eggs is that each one is half an egg. two halves = 1 whole egg. Before you know it, you've eaten a whole coop! 🐔🐣🐣🥚
Just got my flu shot. Fuck these death-dealing prolapsed assholes. 💉💉👍👍
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just got my flu shot. Fuck these death-dealing prolapsed assholes. 💉💉👍👍
"Is it safe?"
"Is it safe?"
*Morgan Freeman voice*
"It was not safe."
"Is it safe?"
*Morgan Freeman voice*
"It was not safe."
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"Is it safe?"
"Is it safe?"
*Morgan Freeman voice*
"It was not safe."
"Is it safe?"
*Morgan Freeman voice*
"It was not safe."
the math is correct. darn it. Blame the Cylons.
a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
the math is correct. darn it. Blame the Cylons.
Yes. She deserves "A woman relaxing with a good book" 2 hour movie.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Yes. She deserves "A woman relaxing with a good book" 2 hour movie.
Yes, yes, and yes!!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yes, yes, and yes!!!