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Nobody cares who you are, and that's a good thing. Jokes aside, I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker.
What a punk ass little bitch. He's probably so inept, that even if he did open fire, not only would he miss, but the gun would fly out of his hand, hit him in the face, and the only shot he popped off would ricochet and hit him in the groin.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What a punk ass little bitch. He's probably so inept, that even if he did open fire, not only would he miss, but the gun would fly out of his hand, hit him in the face, and the only shot he popped off would ricochet and hit him in the groin.
I only brought up that pic to point out that Donald looks weird with his face all covered in brown shit, and that stupid combover he's been wearing for decades. This is what he looks like when camera crews aren't around.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I only brought up that pic to point out that Donald looks weird with his face all covered in brown shit, and that stupid combover he's been wearing for decades. This is what he looks like when camera crews aren't around.
Donald has no empathy, so of course he would look away and do nothing in this situation.
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Donald has no empathy, so of course he would look away and do nothing in this situation.
Also noteworthy was the other dickhead that straight up fainted in the oval office. RFK Jr. hightailed it out of the room, while Donald stood there and stared for a moment, then turned away and stared off into space, showing his complete lack of empathy or concern.
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Also noteworthy was the other dickhead that straight up fainted in the oval office. RFK Jr. hightailed it out of the room, while Donald stood there and stared for a moment, then turned away and stared off into space, showing his complete lack of empathy or concern.
Sure, he hates his children, but only the ones he knows about. Elon probably has countless bastard children with mothers that were either paid hush money, or he is completely estranged and unaware of them.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Sure, he hates his children, but only the ones he knows about. Elon probably has countless bastard children with mothers that were either paid hush money, or he is completely estranged and unaware of them.
We all know Donald is going stiff the engineers and construction workers once his shitty ballroom is complete. He's already screwing us over by plundering the treaasury to supposedly finance this unnecessary and illegal renovation.
October 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
We all know Donald is going stiff the engineers and construction workers once his shitty ballroom is complete. He's already screwing us over by plundering the treaasury to supposedly finance this unnecessary and illegal renovation.
Speaker Johnson has much more important matters to set his mind to: such as the exact times when he and/or his son are masturbating.
October 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Speaker Johnson has much more important matters to set his mind to: such as the exact times when he and/or his son are masturbating.
Gas grenades? Really?!
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Gas grenades? Really?!
Better strategy: ignore them completely. Forget the protests. Just don't show up. Then they will be like "Where the f*** is everyone? How are we supposed to cuse civil unrest if we're the only ones trying to instigate it?"
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Better strategy: ignore them completely. Forget the protests. Just don't show up. Then they will be like "Where the f*** is everyone? How are we supposed to cuse civil unrest if we're the only ones trying to instigate it?"
Oh yes, Sisi. I recall wandering into a room just like this at a Best Buy store when I was a little kid in the mid-90's. I had stars in my eyes and drool coming out of my mouth. Then my parents are like "We can't afford this shit."
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October 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Oh yes, Sisi. I recall wandering into a room just like this at a Best Buy store when I was a little kid in the mid-90's. I had stars in my eyes and drool coming out of my mouth. Then my parents are like "We can't afford this shit."
I think the escalator thing might possibly have been a deliberate attempt to fuck with Donald, considering his obsession with escalators. It's not like he doesn't deserve it, considering how much he likes to stir up trouble and talk shit.
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think the escalator thing might possibly have been a deliberate attempt to fuck with Donald, considering his obsession with escalators. It's not like he doesn't deserve it, considering how much he likes to stir up trouble and talk shit.
Thank you for feeding and taking care of my pink hamster. She is pink, but we're not entirely certain what species of rodent she actually is. She likes pancakes tho.
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September 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Thank you for feeding and taking care of my pink hamster. She is pink, but we're not entirely certain what species of rodent she actually is. She likes pancakes tho.
That's right, book cover ghost. Come over here. Don't worry, I promise I won't do something messed up to you as soon as you get really close to me.
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September 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That's right, book cover ghost. Come over here. Don't worry, I promise I won't do something messed up to you as soon as you get really close to me.
It should be neither. A president isn't supposed to act like this. Donald Trump is nothing more than a human being. Stop thinking of him as anything else, even if he considers you differently.
September 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
It should be neither. A president isn't supposed to act like this. Donald Trump is nothing more than a human being. Stop thinking of him as anything else, even if he considers you differently.
I don't understand pedophillia. When I look at a child, my first instinct is to assist them, not have sex with them.
September 14, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I don't understand pedophillia. When I look at a child, my first instinct is to assist them, not have sex with them.
I modified a sofa into a toilet. *Brian horrifyingly watches as people brutalize each other in the street* I told you. *shoulder pat*
September 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I modified a sofa into a toilet. *Brian horrifyingly watches as people brutalize each other in the street* I told you. *shoulder pat*
Killing somebody simply because they disagree with you ideologies is unacceptable. No good will come from doing that. I have no faith in humanity's capacity to comprehend that.
September 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Killing somebody simply because they disagree with you ideologies is unacceptable. No good will come from doing that. I have no faith in humanity's capacity to comprehend that.
It's easy to read between the lines in most of Donald's statements now. It's been that way from the moment he decided to spend his entire life in a state of perpetual self-delusion.
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September 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It's easy to read between the lines in most of Donald's statements now. It's been that way from the moment he decided to spend his entire life in a state of perpetual self-delusion.
"Okay, we're gonna put the blonde flat top wig on kitty's head now. Then he will look like Guile! So cute-"
Kitty: "MEOW-DO-KEN!"
". . . your damn cat burnt another wig!"
Kitty: "MEOW-DO-KEN!"
". . . your damn cat burnt another wig!"
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September 8, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Okay, we're gonna put the blonde flat top wig on kitty's head now. Then he will look like Guile! So cute-"
Kitty: "MEOW-DO-KEN!"
". . . your damn cat burnt another wig!"
Kitty: "MEOW-DO-KEN!"
". . . your damn cat burnt another wig!"
I think Soba should play M. Bison. Can he wear a cape and a red military hat?
Soba: "I am not wearing that damn costume when I fight you."
Soba: "I am not wearing that damn costume when I fight you."
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September 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think Soba should play M. Bison. Can he wear a cape and a red military hat?
Soba: "I am not wearing that damn costume when I fight you."
Soba: "I am not wearing that damn costume when I fight you."
Why stop there? Rename the Bermuda Triangle to "The Big Beautiful Point of Liberation" or whatever idiotic idea that Donald's handlers whisper into his ear tomorrow, just to make him feel important.
September 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Why stop there? Rename the Bermuda Triangle to "The Big Beautiful Point of Liberation" or whatever idiotic idea that Donald's handlers whisper into his ear tomorrow, just to make him feel important.
Mario: "What the hell, Peach?! Last week you weren't home, so I got in my go-cart and drove around town looking for you."
Peach: "I am sorry, Mario! I didn't mean to cheat on you!"
Mario: "I got pictures of you from last week naked in bed in a dirty motel with some pink-nosed fuck named Wario!"
Peach: "I am sorry, Mario! I didn't mean to cheat on you!"
Mario: "I got pictures of you from last week naked in bed in a dirty motel with some pink-nosed fuck named Wario!"
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September 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Mario: "What the hell, Peach?! Last week you weren't home, so I got in my go-cart and drove around town looking for you."
Peach: "I am sorry, Mario! I didn't mean to cheat on you!"
Mario: "I got pictures of you from last week naked in bed in a dirty motel with some pink-nosed fuck named Wario!"
Peach: "I am sorry, Mario! I didn't mean to cheat on you!"
Mario: "I got pictures of you from last week naked in bed in a dirty motel with some pink-nosed fuck named Wario!"